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Description A/N: I think this chapter will be edited later on...

"Damn, I really wish I were a guy." You muttered to your best friend, as you walked past the boys practicing for football, in the park.
She laughed. "I'm sure we all do, sometimes, [Name]. I'm sure we all do..."
"No, I mean, seriously. Like, dude! Wouldn't it be just the best?" you replied.
Your friend looked up at the sky. "Oh, well, look! A shooting star!"
You laughed. "All right, shooting star! I wish to wake up tomorrow morning as a guy!" Your friend laughed along with you.
"You never know, [Name]."
"Yeah, yeah...don't be hitting on me tomorrow, yeah?"
"Pfft. You? You'd be the ugliest guy, ever!"
"Would not!"
"Would too!"

~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~

You rubbed your eyes, as you slapped your hand around, trying to turn off the alarm. Stumbling over to the bathroom, you let the water flow, running your fingers under the frigid water. Splashing your face with some water, you noticed the weird sensation on your fingers, of your cheeks feeling a bit rough.
As you looked up, you froze. The shorter hair...the chiselled jaws...the roughness on the cheeks.

An uncharacteristically deep scream rung through the house.

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Quickly, you fumbled for your phone, as you dialled your best friend's number.
"Oh, hey [Name]! What's up?" she answered.
"Not [Name], you idiot!" you retorted.
"Oh…excuse me. What are you doing with my friend's number?" She asked, curious.
"Oi, shut up, Melanie. It's me! [Name]!"
"Dude, what's with your voi-"
"I'm a guy." You stated bluntly.
"You're a…what?"
"A guy. Male. With a-"
"Yeah, yeah, I GET it!" She exclaimed, in an attempt to shut you up. "So, you mean that shooting star-"
"Bro, I don't know. But...I don't have any clothes, damn it!"
"I can...erm, get you some of my brother's stuff?"
"Now!"
"Sheesh, you're a demanding guy! Are you hot?"
"You've...gotten used to the idea pretty quickly." You muttered.
She laughed from the other side. "Well, might as well see the benefits, right?"
"Right."

*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~
Melanie's jaw dropped, as you opened the door, and stepped aside, allowing her in.
"Damn, [Name]...you're fit!"
"Sh-shut up!" you retorted, blushing ever so slightly.
"Here" she smiled, pushing a bag into your hands. "I raided Jamie's wardrobe; luckily, I think the sizing's kinda similar." She followed you into your bedroom.
"Hey, hey!" You exclaimed, turning around, and pushing her out of the room. "Lemme change!"
"Damn, I wouldn't have minded-"
"STOP HITTING ON ME!"
You could hear Melanie laughing. "But you're soooo hottttt"

This...would take a bit of time to get adjusted to.

~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~

You really wondered about the efficiency of your school, as they allowed you to register fairly early. You'd managed to forge your last transcript, essentially, scanning it, erasing your name and replacing it with your new name, Alexander [Last Name]. It seemed to add to your credentials, when you said that you were [Name]'s cousin, and that because of a sick aunt, she had to go there to take care of her, and you had been sent here, so they just made you attend all the classes that your 'cousin' had been attending.
Or maybe you were just really good at bluffing.
Maybe it was a guy thing.

You saw a couple of people giving you...interesting looks, as you entered the building. A couple of your classmates, Laura and Caroline, seemed to be...checking you out.
"Hey, [Name]" Melanie whispered to you. "All these girls are giving me kinda strange looks..."
"Stop calling me that! Call me Alex" you hissed in reply. "Do they think..." You left the sentence unfinished, as Melanie nodded.
You mentally cursed yourself.
"Okay, then, [Na]-, Alex." Melanie paused. "You know I've gotta go for-"
"Yeah, yeah, I know." You interrupted her hastily. "I'll get myself to class." And without waiting for a reply, you went off in the direction of your first class.

As you turned the corner, you collided with someone.
"Watch where you're going, man." You muttered, dusting yourself off, as you got up, but almost immediately wanted to take back your words as you saw who it was.
Roderich Edelstein. Class president.
"Are you...a new student?" He seemed to be peering at you, from behind his glasses.
"Y-Yeah...why?" You decided to feign confidence.
Roderich cleared his throat. "I'll have you know that my name is Roderich Edelstein, the-"
"So?"
He looked at you, dumb-founded. "...so?"
You shrugged. "I don't need to know your name." You shrugged, as you walked past, shoving Roderich to the side, and whistling your was down the hallway.

It seemed more fun to be a guy...there's just that much more that they can get away with...

Little did you notice a pale-haired lad notice the whole scene.
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Comments: 259

19015becca [2015-01-04 22:55:55 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome I have always wanted to be a guy ( not a lesb)

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kittykatrocks12 [2014-12-10 00:00:41 +0000 UTC]

Would you believe I want to be a guy too.

Also I think girls can get away with more. Reason: Tears. A girl starts crying and a boy will do almost anything for her. Another reason is lust a man will do almost anything for a pretty gitl

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TheCrazyNewb [2014-02-27 07:13:00 +0000 UTC]

Good story, one small problem, my brother's name is Alex. So yeah . Other than that this is a good story!

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awesomeyuffie [2013-09-05 03:07:55 +0000 UTC]

very interesting......interesting indeed ¬w¬

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CommanderPrussia [2013-08-22 20:40:07 +0000 UTC]

interesting story.

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furchild1204 [2013-08-07 20:52:36 +0000 UTC]

I think it would be pretty cool to be a guy. Not permanently, but just for like a week. ...

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Okay, mainly I wanna know what it's like to pee standing up >·>

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SimoneTouhouloid [2013-07-11 00:54:09 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes i wish i was a boy sometimes i wish i wasnt O.O

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SomeOrdinaryArtists [2013-04-13 20:54:41 +0000 UTC]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Im a DDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sandangel18 [2013-04-04 22:56:37 +0000 UTC]

Lol it sounds like me in the begining XD!

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S-adie [2013-03-31 06:33:02 +0000 UTC]

otlplz T.T

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grimtales1lizzybird [2013-01-17 21:10:45 +0000 UTC]

No, not Alex, Timmy! Just because I always wanted that name as a boy.... great story so far!

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ilikePie214 [2012-11-17 02:11:48 +0000 UTC]

That would be my name if I was a male what do you know

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HikariXSaysXMeow [2012-11-06 02:33:21 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE THIS

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OnlyABitUnstable [2012-11-04 20:22:00 +0000 UTC]

I'm a bad-ass dude LMFAO I love how the best friend hits on you, I bet my friends would do the same xD

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PerfectPunkAlchemist [2012-09-11 23:12:09 +0000 UTC]

Are you the same What the Crapola as one Fanfiction?

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RosaPretty [2012-08-24 13:46:29 +0000 UTC]

me like being a guy

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negima904538 [2012-07-16 11:36:40 +0000 UTC]

You are like awesome

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Fandomfan64 [2012-06-20 06:00:52 +0000 UTC]

I wanna be a guy. So badly like maybe for a day or a week. To see how it works out. XD great fanfic! Can't wait to read the next chapter!

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what-the-crapola In reply to Fandomfan64 [2012-06-20 11:42:11 +0000 UTC]

Gahaha me too
Glad you like it xD

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chocominte [2012-06-11 01:59:21 +0000 UTC]

Its weird cuz my name is actually alex XD
Awesomesauce story tho!!

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what-the-crapola In reply to chocominte [2012-06-12 00:05:58 +0000 UTC]

LOL xD
Thanks!

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chocominte In reply to what-the-crapola [2012-06-12 00:23:37 +0000 UTC]

no prob! I love yur stories!
cuz ive been stalking yur gallery

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OreWaDoitsu [2012-06-02 15:47:47 +0000 UTC]

Haha it's kind of awkward seeing my name appear in this fanfiction X3

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what-the-crapola In reply to OreWaDoitsu [2012-06-04 00:08:26 +0000 UTC]

I bet xd

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Kayla96 [2012-05-05 21:47:21 +0000 UTC]

This reminds me of m'self ^^
I-a wish the same thing -_-

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what-the-crapola In reply to Kayla96 [2012-05-11 21:14:50 +0000 UTC]

LOL xD

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Kayla96 In reply to what-the-crapola [2012-05-11 21:17:23 +0000 UTC]

U gonna continue the story?

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what-the-crapola In reply to Kayla96 [2012-05-11 21:20:38 +0000 UTC]

I'm taking a hiatus from it, but I definitely will!

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Kayla96 In reply to what-the-crapola [2012-05-12 22:44:11 +0000 UTC]

rly? >3< awesome~

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tentailedfox [2012-04-10 21:26:48 +0000 UTC]

reminds me of ultra maniac when nina turns ayu-chan in to ayuo-kun and XD

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what-the-crapola In reply to tentailedfox [2012-04-12 21:11:12 +0000 UTC]

Oh, never watched that D:

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tentailedfox In reply to what-the-crapola [2012-04-14 04:45:33 +0000 UTC]

it funny u should try eet

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guineapiggy202 [2012-04-04 14:50:20 +0000 UTC]

Giiiiiiiillllllllbert lol

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what-the-crapola In reply to guineapiggy202 [2012-04-04 15:12:56 +0000 UTC]

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ilaughateverything [2012-04-01 17:38:41 +0000 UTC]

hahaha omg is gilbert gonna be gay in this? O o!!! XD

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what-the-crapola In reply to ilaughateverything [2012-04-04 15:12:45 +0000 UTC]

LOL I ACTUALLY HAVEN'T DECIDED

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ilaughateverything In reply to what-the-crapola [2012-04-04 15:34:40 +0000 UTC]

Ahh! No, i wanna be a girl again XD

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what-the-crapola In reply to ilaughateverything [2012-04-05 17:15:48 +0000 UTC]

xDDD

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ilaughateverything [2012-03-28 01:44:08 +0000 UTC]

awww....now i kinda wanna be a guy....it sounds kinda fun......XD

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what-the-crapola In reply to ilaughateverything [2012-04-04 15:14:08 +0000 UTC]

I guess it can be xD

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ilaughateverything In reply to what-the-crapola [2012-04-04 15:30:50 +0000 UTC]

lol, next time i see a shooting star maybe i'll try......or wish to be an anime character.....yeah i'll go with that

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what-the-crapola In reply to ilaughateverything [2012-04-04 15:33:07 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOL TELL ME IF IT WORKS

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ilaughateverything In reply to what-the-crapola [2012-04-04 15:34:22 +0000 UTC]

I'll try, i might be a little busy party rockin with the hetalia cast XD

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what-the-crapola In reply to ilaughateverything [2012-04-05 17:15:57 +0000 UTC]

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ilaughateverything [2012-03-28 01:42:06 +0000 UTC]

awww....now i kinda wanna be a guy....it sounds kinda fun......XD

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Kittybunnies [2012-03-13 19:49:42 +0000 UTC]

creepy. my name is originally alex O_O

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what-the-crapola In reply to Kittybunnies [2012-03-13 21:42:42 +0000 UTC]

O.O
xDD

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Kittybunnies In reply to what-the-crapola [2012-03-13 21:47:12 +0000 UTC]

Well my friend's call me that So I settled with my regular name Kristen

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skully-chan [2012-02-09 00:17:47 +0000 UTC]

The sad thing is, except for wishing to become a guy, this sounds exactly like me. o_o MEH! ANy way, I like it! I'll keep reading! ^^

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what-the-crapola In reply to skully-chan [2012-03-13 21:42:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh, haha xD
Thanks!

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