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Description JESUS CHRI-!!!...CONSCIENCE!!!WHY CAN'T YOU WALK THROUGH DOORS INSTEAD OF PUTTING AN AXE THROUGH IT WHILE I'M CUTTING ONIONS?!

...XD
Well,that is one way to look at it.
I know I promised you guys a lot of art,but I didn't expect time to fly by so quickly.IS THIS WHAT ARTISTS CALL THE FATAL DISEASE THAT HAS CLAIMED MANY OF US...THE DEADLY...PROCRASTINATION?!

YES,I took this from a meme.9GAG has stolen whatever is left of my soul.

I sure none of you are feeling this murderous yet,right?...right?
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Comments: 77

Wandering-wolves In reply to ??? [2014-04-05 21:51:40 +0000 UTC]

Why? have you been...procrastinating?!*le gasp*

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monterrang [2012-11-01 10:34:05 +0000 UTC]

redrum rof
...
++=! HEEEERRRRRR MOOOOONNNNTYYYYYY......

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Wandering-wolves In reply to monterrang [2012-11-01 17:32:33 +0000 UTC]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEK~!!!*squeals like a little girl*
I love horror movies,but I get so easily spooked or startled...sometimes,I just can't keep up with my preferences.

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Darkwolf6969 [2012-10-31 22:06:39 +0000 UTC]

hahaha this made my day.

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Darkwolf6969 [2012-11-01 17:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Glad it did then!X3

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Erikku-Kun [2012-10-28 03:35:43 +0000 UTC]

D:

well at least he didn't say here's Johnny

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Erikku-Kun [2012-10-28 15:35:24 +0000 UTC]

HAHA...too bad,somebody else said it already.

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Erikku-Kun In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-10-29 01:11:06 +0000 UTC]

Wohoo! I'm not original! X3

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Erikku-Kun [2012-11-02 20:06:01 +0000 UTC]

NEGATIVE POINTS TO YOU!!!

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Erikku-Kun In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-11-02 23:37:17 +0000 UTC]

D:

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Dexdor [2012-10-25 21:50:13 +0000 UTC]

Meh, three pieces in one month is still good. But I hear you about the murderous conscience. Although mine doesn't look that scary Nor tries to murder me in the middle of dinner preps. Least he can do is wait until you're done, eat, and THEN murder you. Have you ever tried digging a hole on an empty stomach?

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Dexdor [2012-10-27 17:10:20 +0000 UTC]

I am happy beyond comprehension that I have never had the chance to experience such an endeavor.XD
If he waited for dinner,the fear factor goes down.

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Dexdor In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-11-16 01:52:48 +0000 UTC]

That's true, to an extent. I mean, if I knew I was gonna be murdered right after dinner, but not knowing how or exactly when... That'd be a profound torture And a bad dinner topic to bring up.

Well, I guess you could be an ass and fill dinner with laxative or something, so when he did end up murdering you, you'd basically ruin the rest of his night. I donno, I think I'd be arriving in the afterlife laughing so hard I wouldn't be able to stand.

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Dexdor [2012-11-16 17:58:34 +0000 UTC]

Every mouthful and slurp would be like a disgusting version of the clock of death ticking.XD
Umm...are you going to hack me to bits or smash me?Will you clean up the blood when you're done?The carpet stains...

Why not just put poison in his food?The one dying won't be you then.Or better still...if you can't avoid death...put aphrodisiac in his food.That'd ruin his night in a whole different sense...

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IDragonchiefI [2012-10-24 21:45:36 +0000 UTC]

Well my conscience already killed me for the exact same reason... I guess we're in the same sinking ship... I'd get a bucket, work hard to stay afloat long enough and get to shore safely, but then again, i still have to finish my nap and I havent eaten in 2 hours (snack time!) and I bet 9gag has some new posts by now...

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Wandering-wolves In reply to IDragonchiefI [2012-10-27 17:11:18 +0000 UTC]

WE HAVE LOTS OF TIME
... ...
...AAAAAAAAND IT'S GONE.

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IDragonchiefI In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-10-27 22:27:58 +0000 UTC]

Not sure if busy life, or just being lazy while going out with friends here and there...

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Wandering-wolves In reply to IDragonchiefI [2012-10-28 15:56:06 +0000 UTC]

Lol,no friends.
...

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IDragonchiefI In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-10-28 20:11:12 +0000 UTC]

Kinda funny, I still think of myself as the forever alone guy, but really, I go out more often than I'd like to admit... I mean, seeing as I currently have no school or job (of more than 2 days in a week), I should be at home all the time, but just last week alone I havent even been at my own house for longer than 1 hour a day (excluding the days I actually slept at home (which were 2 nights))...

Wish I had more time to relax without friends, because I relax too much with friends... First world (popular) teen problems.

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Wandering-wolves In reply to IDragonchiefI [2012-12-23 16:08:16 +0000 UTC]

First world forever-alone guy problems...I have time to do...absolutely nothing...even if I want to do something.

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IDragonchiefI In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-12-24 20:10:09 +0000 UTC]

Wish I could give you some of my time xD

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OpusMagenum [2012-10-24 21:01:35 +0000 UTC]

That's a creative way at looking at the predicament. There are time I will pounce upon myself like a hunter from LFD for not making lots of the art.

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Wandering-wolves In reply to OpusMagenum [2012-10-27 17:12:46 +0000 UTC]

Consciences will never be patient and understanding all the time!Some develop...viciousness.

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NordyFox [2012-10-24 18:28:55 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh that movie ~<3 That scene made me laugh so hard x'D
Very nice c:

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Wandering-wolves In reply to NordyFox [2012-10-27 17:13:12 +0000 UTC]

YUP,THAT ONE.
Thank you very much!

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NordyFox In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-10-27 17:52:34 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahaha >3 Oh man I gotta re-watch this movie O:
You're welcome c:

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Wandering-wolves In reply to NordyFox [2012-10-28 15:59:10 +0000 UTC]

Glad I made you reminiscence it!

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NordyFox In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-10-28 16:27:41 +0000 UTC]

:'D

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Blu-WolfSage [2012-10-24 15:45:35 +0000 UTC]

OAO oh noes, Procrastination. I heard it's contagious.

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Blu-WolfSage [2012-10-27 17:13:53 +0000 UTC]

Only treatable with a good dose of guilt and responsibility 3 times daily before meals...

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Blu-WolfSage In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-10-29 17:32:59 +0000 UTC]

XP Ew, medicine. though, I've been taking that lately regardless of the bad taste it leaves in my mouth at times.

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Blu-WolfSage [2012-11-01 14:42:47 +0000 UTC]

You just have to suck it up,gather together your Andromeda-sized titanium balls and take your medicine with a straight face...LIKE A MAN!!!
*cockroach flies in window*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK~!!!RU-AHHHHHH....RUN!!!FORGET WHAT I SAID,SAVE YOURSELF SISSIES!!!*ducks and flaps hands around screaming *

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Blu-WolfSage In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-11-01 15:08:36 +0000 UTC]

I know. *watches him and facepalm myself* *goes to cockroach and squishes it* ^,^ it's dead now. *taps him on the shoulder*

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Blu-WolfSage [2012-11-02 19:59:49 +0000 UTC]

DIE COCKROACH!!*smacks you blindly with a newspaper*

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Blu-WolfSage In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-11-02 20:51:36 +0000 UTC]

*gets smack* owie. I already killed it for you.

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Blu-WolfSage [2012-11-03 13:19:12 +0000 UTC]

*didn't hear and continues to swipe blindly with my eyes squeezed shut*

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Blu-WolfSage In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-11-05 13:50:22 +0000 UTC]

*catches your hand and pokes you face* hey, I killed it for you, buddy.

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Blu-WolfSage [2012-11-19 18:20:21 +0000 UTC]

IT TALKED.
*smackfrenzy*

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Blu-WolfSage In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-11-27 15:52:09 +0000 UTC]

DX *gets slapped like crazy and falls over*

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Blu-WolfSage [2012-11-28 18:10:23 +0000 UTC]

...oh hey,Blu...why're you on the floor?

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Blu-WolfSage In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-11-29 16:42:52 +0000 UTC]

*wakes up and has slap palm mark on my face* you had a slap frenzy.

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Blu-WolfSage [2012-12-01 18:21:36 +0000 UTC]

BECAUSE I LOOKED UP AND SAW A GIANT BUG...that looked like you...and spoke...*realization STRIKES*...oh.

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Blu-WolfSage In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-12-05 18:43:30 +0000 UTC]

yeah, that was me you hit instead of a big bug but no worries i'm fine. *does a spin and gives a thumbs up*

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Blu-WolfSage [2012-12-23 15:55:43 +0000 UTC]

...I think you need a really big bandaid for that...

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Blu-WolfSage In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-12-24 17:07:46 +0000 UTC]

You think so? *blood spurts from my head*

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Blu-WolfSage [2012-12-27 16:44:19 +0000 UTC]

...and a cork to keep it all in.

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Blu-WolfSage In reply to Wandering-wolves [2012-12-31 04:54:54 +0000 UTC]

I feel a bit....wooo..oozy

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Blu-WolfSage [2013-01-01 17:41:00 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOO~!!!!I MUST USE PHEONIX DOWN AND REVIVE HIM!!!*looks at the over-sized feather*...umm...how DO people use pheonix down?
*tries poking it in your ear*LIIIIIIVE~!!!!

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Blu-WolfSage In reply to Wandering-wolves [2013-01-03 02:06:19 +0000 UTC]

*works miraculously* \OAO/ I LIVE! *hugs his buddy* Thanks.

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Wandering-wolves In reply to Blu-WolfSage [2013-01-04 17:12:15 +0000 UTC]

*looks at you standing there with a giant feather sticking out your ear...and promptly falls over laughing*

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