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Goodbye Art Block!!!!! >DStrike's stubborness and impatience gets him into trouble sometimes.... This being the worst....
Thats supposed to be two Beldums, one Metang, and one
Metagross.
DANGIT! My green crayola marker dried up before I could finish the grass! I had to use another..... >~>
Strike: I still won. *smirk*
Jolteon, Beldum, Metang, Metagross (c) Pokemon, NINTENDO
Strike (c) Jolty
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Strike: *stares* ...... Well I may never get to challenge another Jolteon again. You're on!
Me: Hey? What about me?
Strike: Right.... The poser. -_-
Me:
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strike: you hmm...? you can challange my flareon brother ''Blitz''
Blitz: (rolls on the ground) i'm only 6! and i'm such a CUTE flareon!
strike: alright you.... (stares at strike) kneel before your god!
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Me: Yeah.... They think I'm a joke.....
Strike: Thats because you are, Jolty. Now... *bares teeth* Lets have a real battle.
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strike: geez so much for respect -_-''' ok, here's a little surprise for you jolteon, strike will KNEEL to his jolteon god! (Hammer Arms the ground and used Fissure)
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Strike: Heh, cheap ground type attack have no affect on me. *uses Magnet rise*
Me: *gets slammed by the attack and is KO'd*
Strike: *uses Quick attack to zip through the air, attempting an aerial assault*
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strike: ok so fissure doesn't work you will kneel before me! (Uses HYDRO PUMP and gets a direct attack on strike) no one has dodged Hydro Pump and no one can,
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Strike: *uses his electric attacks as a shield to lessen the damage* A water type move against me? My my aren't we desperate. *smirks* DISCHARGE! *releases an explosion of electricity*
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strike: (absorbs it with Volt Absorb) it's a real shame, i'm part water part electric, and... oh Springs! honey!
Springs: aww what a cute little jolteon! (picks up your strike) who's this sweetie?
strike: his name is strike to....
Springs: WHAT? O.O'''
Strike: i'm just testing his skills... he's master discharge Quite Well!
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Strike: You have to realize you'r not the only one with Volt absorb.... *looks to Jolty*
Me: @~@ *gets up and shakes off* I'm still alive.... Some how..... O~O
Strike: *grimaces* Rrgh....
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strike: see? at least jolty understands me and so does luke, and AT LEAST jolty HAS a cute face! no wonder why everyone hates you strike
-_-'''' your a spoiled jolteon
-________-
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Strike: Spoiled, you think I'M the one whose SPOILED?! Sir have you even met Luke? -.- But yes..... Jolty is kind of c-
Me: DON'T even go there..... *nervously looks away* *hides face under cap*
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strike: jolty is a splended gal! she's a cute jolteon! why would you hate her? (and grabs strike) and where is my Request you were gonna do for me strike!?
(lol i can wait for as long as you take on it 
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Strike: I don't do the requests around here, you want your drawing take it up with her. *points to Jolty*
Me: *buried in paper* WHERE IS MY PENCIL?! *frantic*
(*nods* Thank you. Hee..... I like drawing spear pillar. 
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strike: hmm well take your time on my request =3 nice icon! but still no match for me! strike!
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strike; of course... i'm just one hell of a jolteon... XP
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Strike: And Luke thinks I'm self-absorbed.
Me: Spongey!
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strike: yes you are spongey jolty (pokes her spiky fur) wow, she sure is squishy XP
strike: and you strike.... what nature are you? adament?
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Strike: Serious, I don't get stat increase from anything, so my possibilities are infinite. My best stat is speed though, because of my "Alert to sounds" characteristic.
Me: I've got a lot of fur... o.o
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strike: yes and very cute fur also X3
strike: alright, so, now i need to know your 4 moves (i found out how to give my pokemon Hammer arm and earthquake ETC for free!) so if you want, by the looks of you strike.... i think these must be your moves
Metal claw,thunder fang,magnet rise and volt tackle, (that'S what it seems to me so your best suited as an adament nature, so that i don't touch your speed or defenses)
and jolty.... ah, i'm gonna love this moveset!
Zap Cannon,Growth,T bolt and ah the hell.... let's just take it to the extreme! i'll give her 4th move slot Aeroblast!
strike: and why does she have growth? because it's my speical potion that i spray on female pokemon and they look so cute after X3 (yes i may seem like i'm the perverted type, not in reality, but as a jolteon yes so i hope it isn't a problem... i don't mean to flirt in away way, just jolteon wise) and here we go! (sprays some magic powder on jolty and backs away and sees her becoming taller) he he he XP
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Me: Eon? Oh, I'm happy with the moveset I have. But thank you for your kindness.
Strike: Isn't Volt Tackle a move exclusive to the Pikachu family? -_- And you're flirting with the most oblivious Jolteon in history.
Me: *looks very confused* Jol jol eon? *stares sown at Strike* I'm taller than you?
Luke: I'm going to have to make some more ramen....... o.o
Strike: *glares at Jolty* Step on me and there will be consequences..... >:l
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strike: yes XP now i will serve jolty like luke serves her, so back off strike, or you will feel the wrath of the jolteon god! me and luke are best friends now
(if you'd like, i'll also add luke to my platnium game, then i can give you all 3 of your pokemon once we battle on revolution IF you have wi-fi, they are mostly a ''thank you'' surprise for accepting my request
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Luke doesn't serve me, he's a friend.
Luke: *pats Jolty on the head* 
Strike: Yeah I don't serve anyone. And neither should you. *glares at your Strike* Luke is already a lost cause but you-... You...
(No need to thank me, I love doing requests for friends! 
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strike: well that was odd.... (reads his book of spells again) oh... i was suppose to rub it all on the back of jolty whoops -_-'''
strike: what's the matter strike? jealous that a 19 year old jolteon like me can at least serve jolty some protection? (i am really 19, i was born feb 9th 1993) i may not be fast and i may be the slowest jolteon in existance.... BUT my attack power is the strongest out of all jolteons! that was cute of you luke
(well when you do finish the request i,ll have a surprise for you! =3)
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Luke: *holds Jolty closer, nervously smiles* Ummmm so thats why...
me: Eon?
Strike: Hmmph. I don't see why you would want to "serve" Jolty. *smirks* She doesn't look very tasty.
Luke: *scowls in horror* >:l *growls in a low voice* I'd Ice punch you for that.... But I can't.
Strike: Whats the matter Aura boy? Afraid of getting whats coming to you?
Luke: Alright, first that was a very cheesy line. -_- Second, as long as this character stand-off is active we cannot fight. *sighs* *looks to your Strike* I apologize for my colleague's inexcusable behavior! *glares back at my Strike*
Strike: We aren't colleagues, and there is nothing to apologize for.
(Thats so nice, thank you. Hee hee...)
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strike: ok first of all... i'm make you both work as a team, 2nd of all i'll teach you both a secret art, and 3rd of all, strike, luke can take you down any time, but i will not allow that cuz i am your god (well that's if you decide that i am your jolteon god also ^_^''') but like can take down a jolteon anytime, he can lose to a flareon however.... hey jolty, go play with my little brother blitz, he's a cute teal flareon that's an ice type! (my mind is very creative too)
instead of inhaleing heated temprature, he inhales sub zero tempratures! and his body can drop to -3'180'F! and he's only 6 years old! (he fears steel types the most and has no weakness to fire)
(and no problem about the points, it,s more that i can owe you =3)
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Strike: In his dreams maybe. *smirks*
Me: Oooh an ice type!
Luke: *puts Jolty down*
Me: *the sound of an engine revving* *dashes off*
Luke:
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strike: (whispers to luke, i told you she's more dangerous as a giant X.X)
strike: alright then if that's not gonna work.... it's good if luke learns water pulse, at least he can confuse you strike if you always annoy him, but metal claw for you strike means more T fang power, so, you both come along now, my sister volt, would like to see you both.
strike: (picks up jolty even if she was a giant and brings her to his sister volts dojo)
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strike; oh stop being such a baby strike you know jolty is 10x better then you and she is your creator after all -_-'''' (how much will the request be worth in points?)
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Me: Whaaa?.... *is dizzy*
Strike: *glares at Jolty* You're pathetic. *back to Strike* she's pathetic.... I mean come on...
Luke: Oh the request is free.
Strike:
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strike: you will keep quiet clone! i am your jolteon god! (not really but it's just strikes background story XD) and you do as your god tells you to do! at least jolty knows how to serve her god well! you wonna be the best jolteon in the world strike? then you will listen to your god and i'll teach you every single secret move i can teach any jolteon!
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Strike: ....... Well now somebody is a bit huffy. *smirks* You can't make me the best, because I've seen the best, I've battled the best, and the best only have one place to go.... And that is down.
me: *hides*
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strike: i've gone down before, to my beloved wife, but jolty is a CUTE jolteon with an adorible fur, she has a very cute face, and why do you hate her so much? she's a splended gal!
(splended gals means: ''wonderful girl'' basically)
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Strike: I think you missed my point. -_- As for Jolty, she is only cute when she sits still. Only then does she have any claim to the title of cute or "splendid gal"..... I actually like that term.
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strike: your welcome spikey.... but jolty is a splendid gal! and i need to ask you something... jolty, may i call my shiny jolteon that i have in my platnium your name if that's ok? (your a Lax nature with MAXED out HP and defense, if your intrested, i'll give you a shiny jolteon for free, just tell me what gender you want the jolteon to be =3)
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Me: Well I don't see why not, I don't have any ownership of the name itself.
Strike: Except she's not a shiny and has the defense equivalent of a Sunkern.
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strike: what about you strike? NO DEFENSE! well.... i suppose you can make a good adament type for a jolton.... so i suppose strike can be an adament nature, and you jolty, can be a lax nature sound good with both of you? i'm not stealing you guys, i just like having friends on my pokemon game. =3
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Strike: I have better defense than her, and frankly I also have more battle experience, better instincts and stronger attack power. *looks saddened*
Me: *nods*
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strike: ah alright, well i can tell your slow strike, so i think brave nature suits you well
as for jolty, maxed HP and max defense sounds good
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Strike: *brooding*
me: Um, well I'm not so good in battle.
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strike; no worries, i can fix that no problem!
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Me:
Strike: Back off pal.... Right now. You don't know what you're getting into. o_o
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strike: what? is that a problem? i mean jolty is a cute jolteon but.... i mean, what nature is she anyways? belive it or not, i am the worlds slowest jolteon in existance
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Strike: Speed isn't everything, and what good is it when you have no control? You have strength and wit anyway. Jolty is a lonely nature by the way.
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strike; geez the worst nature for jolteon -_-'''' i guess she's very fragile to earthquake then? it's ture what your saying though, people online thing jolteon is BEST with a timid nature (+ speed - attack) jolteon doesn't have 251 for nothing, it'S great for taking out things like abomasnow regice, or anything with a bad defense (except flareon who can basically wall pretty damn well against jolteons thunder fang) using a 30 powered double kick with a 251 attack adament nature jolteon can help against regice, despite regice's 328 defense, it'S better attacking regice physically rather then speical, because a 350 sp attack modest jolteon will do NOTHING against a 548 sp defense regice, not even hidden power rock steel fire or fighting will help, people say jolteon is only good with thunder waving and doing a hit and run attack, but they're wrong,
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Strike: Perhaps, but Jolty likes to challenge herself by raising Pokemon with any nature, Not because of the stats, but for the moveset and abilities. And so far, they've gotten off incredibly. Her Serperior Caesar, who specializes in speed, is good for setting traps and defenses. Her Staraptor Andromeda, has the ability Intimidate, which is great when going up against Fighting types. She also knows Attract, which Jolty spams like crazy. And of course her Lucario Luke has some weird ability to occasionally and miraculously withstand brutal attacks by holding onto that last smidgen of health and then dishing out a finishing or critical hit on the next turn. (I should know, I only fight the guy everyday) Also he goes up against NPC morons with Fake Out using Purrloins a lot. So that Steadfast ability comes in handy too.
Luke: *bad Team Plasma memories come flooding back*
Strike: Sure Jolty can barely phase a Magikarp in battle, but it's not really like she can help it. After all, she is 51% human, therefore she isn't really built for battling anyway. We just team her up with Peachy the Raichu, who knows Discharge, whenever the need comes. That way we can enjoy knocking her down then helping her back up to be knocked down again.
Luke: And oddly enough we don't go up against a lot of Earthquake spammers. Just Garchomps and type specializing teams. Just last month we fought an all water team and Jolty's high special defense proved to be handy there.
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Strike: hmm i see.... none of you can possibly beat my crazy son ''berserker'' the flareon, he's an adament nature flareon who's ''Quick tempered'' and has 392 / 394 attack and 332 / 334 HP, (i put some of the effort values in speed) and he knows the ability ''Rock head'' (he's one of the few hacked pokemon that i use against computers in battle revolution so that i can Quickly get to neon collosium and get it out of the damn way) and his moves are: Head smash,wood hammer,flare blitz, and earthquake
strike; i hate to say this, but luke he can easily dispatch you with Earthquake and flare blitz (he takes earthquake very well with 160 defense) and strike, he can just destroy you with any move, unless you can paraliyze him, but it's not gonna happen, and my son berserk is just 2 years old, and he's even STRONGER then me!
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Strike: "Few"? Feh. Bull. Well I'd hack myself into a missing no. just to get out of that damned place. Stupid cheap wheel..... *face goes dark*
Me: Neon Colosseum?! It's back?! Q~Q *hides behind Luke*
Luke: It's okay Jolty, you're not in PBR anymore....
Strike: Kiss up...
Luke: Strike perhaps you'd like to assess your manners before you judge me. *smirks at him*
Strike: 
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