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Description I can imagine the kind of stuff Alucard would say to taunt Edward. “C’mon! You call yourself a vampire? Turn into a wolf! Turn into fog! Summon your minions to tear me apart! Read my mind and avoid my attacks! C’mon! C’MON!! C’MON!!!”

And then Alucard morphs into a giant black dog and eats him.
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JamesKyler In reply to ??? [2022-04-01 00:28:51 +0000 UTC]

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T5-Comix-Cartoonz In reply to JamesKyler [2022-04-01 03:18:40 +0000 UTC]

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JamesKyler In reply to T5-Comix-Cartoonz [2022-04-01 14:19:39 +0000 UTC]

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T5-Comix-Cartoonz In reply to JamesKyler [2022-04-01 14:59:56 +0000 UTC]

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JamesKyler In reply to T5-Comix-Cartoonz [2022-04-01 15:59:51 +0000 UTC]

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T5-Comix-Cartoonz In reply to JamesKyler [2022-04-02 03:35:10 +0000 UTC]

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JamesKyler In reply to T5-Comix-Cartoonz [2022-04-02 03:42:47 +0000 UTC]

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HorusthePrimarch666 [2019-02-08 11:11:50 +0000 UTC]

Alucard: A real fuckin' vampire

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Blastmasterism324 [2018-02-19 12:00:17 +0000 UTC]

“Oh, you know. A REAL f**king vampire.”

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pacmax1978 [2017-03-15 19:45:04 +0000 UTC]

Destroy him Alucard!! Goodbye forever Edward!

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Roth1000 [2016-03-08 20:31:38 +0000 UTC]

 " A real fucking vampire!"

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coffeandflowers [2015-07-26 21:18:21 +0000 UTC]

yes. 

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menslady125 [2015-05-25 06:01:42 +0000 UTC]

We love you, Alucard!

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Gothgirl378 [2015-02-18 06:06:37 +0000 UTC]

Bye bye Eddie! Hope we see you soon! Not!

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Skitzious [2014-12-24 07:08:08 +0000 UTC]

Aw man I just saw the speedpaint video of this and I must say that you sir, truly are a BADASS!

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harleyquinnsfunhouse [2014-11-23 05:14:12 +0000 UTC]

alucard be like surprise bitch I'm here to cap yo sparky ass 

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GnosisGuyver [2014-08-22 20:57:28 +0000 UTC]

Im a vampire hunter i was gonna kill that thing called edward on principle for its existence insults my career but i see alucard got that taken care off thanks i owe you a favor alucard

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SassyMuffins [2014-06-25 22:11:06 +0000 UTC]

JUUUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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diamondsapphiresnake [2014-06-18 10:42:04 +0000 UTC]

Alucard Dracula, you see something here don't you? Alucard is Dracula spelled backwards, so something better, Alucard is Dracula's son!
( Well that's what I think. )

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MDTartist83 [2014-01-02 07:08:53 +0000 UTC]

Alucard does not approve of Twilight's representation of vampires.

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GabyEvilSister [2013-08-17 11:55:25 +0000 UTC]

Yes!Sparkling bitch is dead!  

If he only could now kill Justin Biber I would die happy!

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L4DHunter159 [2013-05-06 16:04:57 +0000 UTC]

His familiar is going to regret eating that glitter shitting sparkling motherfucker after about an hour.

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LordSia [2013-04-13 13:28:32 +0000 UTC]

#Knock-Knock#
"Who is it?"
"Oh, you know-"
DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA!!!
"-A real fucking vampire."

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AdmiralMichalis In reply to LordSia [2013-06-01 09:48:31 +0000 UTC]

YES! THANK YOU! Finally somebody else who knows that joke!

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LordSia In reply to AdmiralMichalis [2013-06-01 10:13:31 +0000 UTC]

Trick question; does Alucard live to serve?

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AdmiralMichalis In reply to LordSia [2013-06-01 12:42:29 +0000 UTC]

I suppose he more lives to kill anyone who gets in his way. Lol.

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LordSia In reply to AdmiralMichalis [2013-06-02 12:15:05 +0000 UTC]

Wrong; he's not alive, he's a fuck-mothering Vampire. He killed a lot of people to get that title, and he deserves to be called as such.

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AdmiralMichalis In reply to LordSia [2013-06-02 12:17:31 +0000 UTC]

Damnit! I should have gotten that one. Ah well, if I were Alucard I would've just read your mind... By drinking all your blood.

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CounterSkil In reply to AdmiralMichalis [2014-11-26 18:10:06 +0000 UTC]

OM NOM NOM NOM

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AdmiralMichalis In reply to CounterSkil [2014-11-26 18:24:56 +0000 UTC]

The fuck is this??  The fuck is that!?? THE FUCK ARE THOSE!??

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CounterSkil In reply to AdmiralMichalis [2014-12-11 02:47:03 +0000 UTC]

 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA
AHAHAHAAA
Hold on i need to tweet about this

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AdmiralMichalis In reply to CounterSkil [2014-12-11 07:54:52 +0000 UTC]

It's the fucking-NAZIIIIIS.

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yenyangipman [2013-02-22 19:44:55 +0000 UTC]

First Vampire ALUCARD should team up to Daywalker BLADE and pure viruse ALEX MERCER [PROTOTYPE] to kill this PICE OF TRASH SPARKLING ASSHOLE!

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Mi55-K1tty [2013-02-08 22:35:02 +0000 UTC]

Haha sweet!

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darkangelnumber1 [2012-12-30 09:58:43 +0000 UTC]

Reading Alucard's mind is not something I would wanna do

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EricVanVeniversum555 [2012-08-29 04:20:16 +0000 UTC]

...Applause >:3 Just don't eat him Alucard your stomach might ache >_>"

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MusicIsMyLife7 [2012-07-11 16:01:50 +0000 UTC]

Alucard is the purest epicness and badassness. Edward is nothing compared to him.

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Rakel-Uchiha [2012-07-06 22:51:34 +0000 UTC]

Lol even i em more feared than Edward

Random school girl: Edward my love lovely love vampire<33

Me: another lesbian girl? =_= and she thinks tha Edward bitch deserve to be calld a vampire....

Random school girl: did you say something?....

Me: yeah i did i sayd another lesbian girl? and she thinks tha Edward bitch deserve to be calld a vampire....

Random school girl: youre jealous

Me: why would i be that on a bitch/goth? im more jealous at Alucard

Random school girl: who is Alucard?

Me: the moust feafull and coolest vampire ever and he deserves to be calld a real vampire

Random school girl: ooooooooooooki...... *walks away*

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goomonryong In reply to Rakel-Uchiha [2012-08-01 03:06:01 +0000 UTC]

plz dear madam i beg of you if you see that girl again would you be so kind as to PUNCH HER IN THE FACE.

youres sincerely

Goomonryon .

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Rakel-Uchiha In reply to goomonryong [2012-08-01 08:46:20 +0000 UTC]

sure i can do that and more if you whant XD

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goomonryong In reply to Rakel-Uchiha [2012-08-01 12:12:28 +0000 UTC]

much obliged dear madam .

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Rakel-Uchiha In reply to goomonryong [2012-08-01 15:49:09 +0000 UTC]

yup

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dclovetocreate [2012-06-27 22:18:52 +0000 UTC]

Edward is lower than dogshit, at least luke valentine can fight, edward can only.... well you know.
Alucard, don't eat or bite him, Edward is dogshit, let Father Anderson do the job.

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virgiliArt In reply to dclovetocreate [2012-06-27 22:28:28 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, Alucard will end up with glitter in his teeth.

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rukachan99 [2012-05-23 11:41:47 +0000 UTC]

Why would he repeat himself when he's already said the same in ep 6?

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theJazza [2012-05-11 03:55:16 +0000 UTC]

"Give me a Hug"

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3ird0fHerme2 [2012-05-11 01:22:32 +0000 UTC]

love it! lmfao!!!!!!!!

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Angelkitty879 [2012-04-13 17:49:29 +0000 UTC]

"You act like dog shit... so now you ARE dog shit."
PFFT not the exact quote by Alucard but close XDDDD

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Lonewalker789 [2012-03-29 15:43:17 +0000 UTC]

RIP HIS SPARKLEY PIXIE HEAD OF THEN EAT HIM!!!

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bigstratos [2012-03-29 04:40:33 +0000 UTC]

GENIUS!!!

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