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You are a skeleton child who's managed to enter the locked ruins and climb all the way out of the hole in the mountain you were once trapped under, and you enter the domain of your supposed enemy. More specifially, an old-fashioned mountain village inhabited by a few ugly people.
The first supercool friend you come across is Florence. Florence the flower gardener. Seems like an awfully boring hobby for a child and he seems awfully calm about seeing a living dead person. Also awfully murdery. Luckily he gets parent-smacked on time by an old lady named Victoria. Or Torianna. Whatever, I'm trying to insert normal people names here.

Long story short, you get to leave the secluded village and enter modern civilization, where you get chased down by the police and FBI, and while you can't fight anyone with your weak monster heart, you win the frightened humans over with your sweet skeleton charms. Because skeletons are really charming, especially you.

But the real goal of the game is to have a hamburger with the president. Are you a bad enough dude to have a hamburger with the president?
You're a good person if you understood the reference.

Alright, bye.

Description
You are a skeleton child who's managed to enter the locked ruins and climb all the way out of the hole in the mountain you were once trapped under, and you enter the domain of your supposed enemy. More specifially, an old-fashioned mountain village inhabited by a few ugly people.
The first supercool friend you come across is Florence. Florence the flower gardener. Seems like an awfully boring hobby for a child and he seems awfully calm about seeing a living dead person. Also awfully murdery. Luckily he gets parent-smacked on time by an old lady named Victoria. Or Torianna. Whatever, I'm trying to insert normal people names here.

Long story short, you get to leave the secluded village and enter modern civilization, where you get chased down by the police and FBI, and while you can't fight anyone with your weak monster heart, you win the frightened humans over with your sweet skeleton charms. Because skeletons are really charming, especially you.

But the real goal of the game is to have a hamburger with the president. Are you a bad enough dude to have a hamburger with the president?
You're a good person if you understood the reference.

Alright, bye.