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It was a hot summer day i had to run all over town because of some errand i had to do, so i didn't spent time with Hachikuji since the morning when she escaped from my room , i was on my way home
when the unexpected happend, Hachikuji came running from behind and jumped on me the same way i used to do it on her

"Tsunaaaaaaaaaaaa, i"ve been looking for you tsuna ! I've benn searching since pretty early in the morning at your house , but i couldn't find you at all. So i was worried that you'd gone off to an alternate dimension or something ! Well, i'm glad you were all right ! Let me hold you more! let me touche you more ! let me lick you mooooore !"

it caught me completely off guard, that kind of behavior is unexpected from her, so, i freaked out

"Ahhhhhhh, what is this, its a fake hachikuji !! "

I sent her flying in the air, then as she got back on her feet, she looked at me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEOjaZ…

"huh ? fake hachikuji ? What are you talking about Tsuna ? Did your brain finally melt in this heat ?"

"My brain isn't made of Haagen Dazs." i said

Then she looked up at the sky"
"On a whim, I went and totally gave a service scene that was in the work for a while now... That is such a disappointing reaction"
Then as she looked at me she added
"Tsuna, i forgot my backpack in your room yesterday. I wanted to get it before you looked inside; so I've been running all over since early this morning."

with a slightly pissed face i looked at her
"I don't even have a millimeter of trust."

Then a question came to my mind...
"Hey, Hachikuji. Do you love me ?"

she took a step back while looking at me with a confused look
"Huh ? Oh, of course not. If i had to say love or hate..."
then with a disgusted face she walked away from me
"..I'd actually say hate."

Shocked, i yelled at her that she was indeed a fake Hachikuji !

She looked at me adding that to her the only thing fake here was my brain

"i don't understand !" i said

She looked at me with a accusing eyes
"I mean, your head is ralerale-leruleru-pappara-brain."

i was still dumbfounded before this situation
"I still don't understand, but i know what it is now! how can you portray just the ill will so accurately ?"

she then turned her back
"Now Tsufake..."

offended i called to out to her
"Don't flub like that based on how the conversation was going ! It makes me sound like the fake!
Flub your lines properly ! My name is Tsuna!"

she looked at me with a smile and threw at me her trademark "Sorry i flubbed"

I told her she did it on purpose

Then again she said "I fwubbed."

i didn't know anymore ! maybe it wasn't intentional !

Then she started "I fubb!--" and stopped in the middle !

She abbreviated ? was that short for "i actually flubbed" ?

"I don't feel sincerity towards the mistake made at all !" i said

i looked at her and, thats when it hit me
Theres no doubt about it, I can't think that the Hachikuji that has such skilled abilites could be found anywhere else
This Hachikuji here, is the Hachikuji Mayoi... that was created over the past few months of interacting with me.

I couldn't help my self but smile while looking at her

"What are you grnning about ? so gross !"

ahah, Hachikuji, you really are something

Description
It was a hot summer day i had to run all over town because of some errand i had to do, so i didn't spent time with Hachikuji since the morning when she escaped from my room , i was on my way home
when the unexpected happend, Hachikuji came running from behind and jumped on me the same way i used to do it on her

"Tsunaaaaaaaaaaaa, i"ve been looking for you tsuna ! I've benn searching since pretty early in the morning at your house , but i couldn't find you at all. So i was worried that you'd gone off to an alternate dimension or something ! Well, i'm glad you were all right ! Let me hold you more! let me touche you more ! let me lick you mooooore !"

it caught me completely off guard, that kind of behavior is unexpected from her, so, i freaked out

"Ahhhhhhh, what is this, its a fake hachikuji !! "

I sent her flying in the air, then as she got back on her feet, she looked at me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEOjaZ…

"huh ? fake hachikuji ? What are you talking about Tsuna ? Did your brain finally melt in this heat ?"

"My brain isn't made of Haagen Dazs." i said

Then she looked up at the sky"
"On a whim, I went and totally gave a service scene that was in the work for a while now... That is such a disappointing reaction"
Then as she looked at me she added
"Tsuna, i forgot my backpack in your room yesterday. I wanted to get it before you looked inside; so I've been running all over since early this morning."

with a slightly pissed face i looked at her
"I don't even have a millimeter of trust."

Then a question came to my mind...
"Hey, Hachikuji. Do you love me ?"

she took a step back while looking at me with a confused look
"Huh ? Oh, of course not. If i had to say love or hate..."
then with a disgusted face she walked away from me
"..I'd actually say hate."

Shocked, i yelled at her that she was indeed a fake Hachikuji !

She looked at me adding that to her the only thing fake here was my brain

"i don't understand !" i said

She looked at me with a accusing eyes
"I mean, your head is ralerale-leruleru-pappara-brain."

i was still dumbfounded before this situation
"I still don't understand, but i know what it is now! how can you portray just the ill will so accurately ?"

she then turned her back
"Now Tsufake..."

offended i called to out to her
"Don't flub like that based on how the conversation was going ! It makes me sound like the fake!
Flub your lines properly ! My name is Tsuna!"

she looked at me with a smile and threw at me her trademark "Sorry i flubbed"

I told her she did it on purpose

Then again she said "I fwubbed."

i didn't know anymore ! maybe it wasn't intentional !

Then she started "I fubb!--" and stopped in the middle !

She abbreviated ? was that short for "i actually flubbed" ?

"I don't feel sincerity towards the mistake made at all !" i said

i looked at her and, thats when it hit me
Theres no doubt about it, I can't think that the Hachikuji that has such skilled abilites could be found anywhere else
This Hachikuji here, is the Hachikuji Mayoi... that was created over the past few months of interacting with me.

I couldn't help my self but smile while looking at her

"What are you grnning about ? so gross !"

ahah, Hachikuji, you really are something