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Published: 2014-11-19 14:20:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 4659; Favourites: 72; Downloads: 58
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"Be on your guard. There are larger, and finer things than orcs in the deep laces of the world..."Deep underground, the fellowship encounters a Bellerog. A she-demon of the ancient world.
...I would have started this description with a back-and-forth bit of dialogue that revealed the Bellerog was only interested in the peeping tom who dropped a bucket on her while she was taking her lava-bath...but it was long and awkward, so I'll just let you imagine it. Instead, I'll simply post the misquote that inspired the image.
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Billy mays here with a special tv offer. Do you find your robes are drab and grey? Have you tried every spell you can think of to clean them and restore their shine? Well worry no longer! Try bellerog fire! After spending the night with this beauty you'll wake up to find your robes are whiter than white! As a limited time bonus your staff will be upgraded too with the only cost being a couple extra nights! Go to the mines of moria today!
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*insert "shall not pass!" quote*
*insert "why wasn't THIS is the movie?" quote*
*insert some other third thing*
I don't want to regurgitate what has been said after all.
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Yeah, that's one problem with drawing a parody based on an often-quoted movie. A lot of the quotes are already used...
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You do know that a bellrog is a giant three headed human right
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That hadn't come up, actually. I'm just goofing on Tolkien....
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hahhah, i would like to die for this one :3
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"belle" in french means beautiful. Further more it is use for women ("beau" is for men).
So when I read this it kinda rings like "beauty" demon or something. Belle-rog.
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Correct. That was indeed the intention.
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"YOU! SHALL NOT! COME!"
"Oh, sweetie, you're playing hard to get! I LOVE that in a wizard!"
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Yeah, she looks like the type that would enjoy a little adversity before intimacy....
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I'm not sure how much of a distinction she'd make between the two.
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"Oh, whips have two ends,
And both are for friends,
And she's got her eyes upon you..."
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No, one certainly does not...
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Gandalf: "RUN! I'll handle this."
Aragorn: "But Gandalf you can't possibl- wait... why are you taking off your robe?"
Gandalf: "I SAID RUN! I'LL HANDLE IT!"
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This wizard didn't die and come back to life, he just sort of....stayed in the caves for a while. Until she let him go help his friends, with the promise that he would return afterwards.
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Plus her fire turned his robes whiter than white! Fire from a bellerog the ultimate stain remover! *A quote from billy mays*
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oh i'm sure he TOLD his compatriots he died.... but the others weren't too terribly convinced.
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