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Description ohhh fuckman mother of god he looks like Tony Montana in this pose, how do I fail at poses. BRB KILLING MYSELF OVER THIS. My friends call Tito the Nazi flag. THANKS A BUNCH, FGTS.

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"Yeah it's a ladybug. It'll whoop your sorry ass."


Tito Mahenzerati is one of Atilo's puppet leaders in America. He was forced to be Atilo's third eye as well because Atilo didn't fully trust him in handling the cartel affairs, Tito was known to be volatile to his syndicates. He's kinda sad about it but he really idolizes crackyjuez so he didn't go against it. His family was ordered to move out from Voncaxia to spread the family's territorial power. Currently it's 2039 and the Mahenzerati and Rosencrats have emerged as two of the most powerful gangs in America. Surprisingly, the American-Voncaxians still have good control over their flawed shadow summoning, they use their skills from time to time.

The fatbitch ladybug is Kelsey. She kills people for biscuits.

The summons of the American-Voncaxian members are a little different. There are no beaches in the city, finding a natural water source for the summons is difficult. The blood summons are usually small and airborne creatures, so they can look for water by themselves without bugging the hell out of their owners. The summons are also really small and makes their Spanish and Censian relatives lol hard.

Tito is showing off his hands just like any other drugfagging lawyer. TRYING TOO HARD TO BE LIKE HIS BOSS.
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Comments: 64

Schemilix [2010-01-10 13:35:14 +0000 UTC]

Haha open shirt, he is a playah. that blood summon is cute.

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TotenVeloren In reply to Schemilix [2010-01-19 04:42:43 +0000 UTC]

ROFL. he thinks he's sexy but it's more like the opposite.

Thanks *u* the blood summon is better than him

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Schemilix In reply to TotenVeloren [2010-01-20 19:18:05 +0000 UTC]

LOVE MEEEEE. Only thing missing is gratuitous body odour.

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snakeandladders [2010-01-07 15:07:59 +0000 UTC]

THERE AIN'T ENOUGH DRUGS IN THIS HERE PICTURE, MADAM. Also, fat ladybug is fat... and squishable.

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Jirakotsu [2010-01-05 17:26:17 +0000 UTC]

you know what. I squish ladybirds A lot. I do not like them usually. This one..is uh....cute though omg...it's fat. 8D

why are all of these people so cute to me OTL

I would kick this guy out of America though so he doesn't have to get fat like almost everyone else that's ITALIAN *waitwhat????*

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WolfknightlordJ [2010-01-04 20:34:31 +0000 UTC]

Lol, looks like someone hit him in the head with a chain. Well, I think the pose is fine, even if he looks like he's stoned and plotting at the same time.

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TankCopter [2010-01-04 06:00:55 +0000 UTC]

That's some epic bratface he's got going on thar. Looks like my cousin before he throws the mother of all bitchfits.

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Zemyxaphile [2010-01-04 05:21:52 +0000 UTC]

Annoyed drugfagging lawyer is annoyed. Is Kelsey gonna get some biscuits soon? 8DD

He sits upon his throne of... ... creepiness. Eek.

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Creativesm75 [2010-01-04 01:42:44 +0000 UTC]

cool

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hokuto [2010-01-04 00:43:09 +0000 UTC]

He looks pretty damn awesome, I like his fat ladybug. X3

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Emo-Kittisy [2010-01-04 00:10:25 +0000 UTC]

Motherfucker, it's Tony Montanna, don't fucking lie to me, I know a Druggie Lord when I see one. xD Just taken a bit tooo much of the good stuff.

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TotenVeloren In reply to Emo-Kittisy [2010-01-04 00:28:42 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I have Paul and Tony in the cast now. THIS IS AWESOME

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Emo-Kittisy In reply to TotenVeloren [2010-01-04 00:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Yep, you've got a knack for making awesome druggie lords...OR stealing druggie lords from real life and making them AWESOME.

Even if he is fucking American...Fuck him. XD

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TotenVeloren In reply to Emo-Kittisy [2010-01-04 00:40:43 +0000 UTC]

umm, no. Refer to the Chaos fancharacter pic, he interacts with my friend's chars in the comic like since 2008. I don't love my druglords enough to redraw them.

Hey he's Voncaxian-American. That makes him moar awesome. Can't say the same for those summons.

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GravelvetArt [2010-01-03 23:59:24 +0000 UTC]

I really like this, and with the title I love it!

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ren128 [2010-01-03 23:44:02 +0000 UTC]

Also, Allow me to cause you some nightmares.

1-Read the title, overlight the last word
2-Now, the room looks soaked in blood
3-associate both ideas (clue: 28)
4-????
5-profit!

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Iquey [2010-01-03 23:30:25 +0000 UTC]

Man I love the coloring in this, I can almost smell that room. Cigarettes, wine, blood, cologne and biscuits.

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Sage-Wren [2010-01-03 21:41:04 +0000 UTC]

Holyshit that does look like a fatass tick. Kelsey will now give me nightmares of ticks chock full of blood from that time when ticks bred outside our house.

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Reggamuffin [2010-01-03 19:33:00 +0000 UTC]

the guys at my school always called me tony montana.

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TotenVeloren In reply to Reggamuffin [2010-01-04 00:33:37 +0000 UTC]

*highfives*

I'm called that for all the wrong reasons.

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Reggamuffin In reply to TotenVeloren [2010-01-04 18:30:07 +0000 UTC]

lolol

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MrStrangeLove [2010-01-03 19:14:18 +0000 UTC]

SEXY!!!......Uh, I use that word WAY too much XD

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digitalspiritx [2010-01-03 19:07:27 +0000 UTC]

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Savverz [2010-01-03 18:56:33 +0000 UTC]

TITo is all I see every time I read that

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TotenVeloren In reply to Savverz [2010-01-04 00:34:15 +0000 UTC]

no shit sherlock. My friends have made enough jokes about it already

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Savverz In reply to TotenVeloren [2010-01-04 01:38:58 +0000 UTC]

Tits are adorable, at least.




You know, the birds.

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pyrogina [2010-01-03 18:42:35 +0000 UTC]

OM MY GOD I JUST LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DRAW!!! is this ever going to me a comic (or am i retarded and never found the link?)

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PineFreshZombie [2010-01-03 18:32:40 +0000 UTC]

HE'S PRECIOUS. There is something really charming and almost boyish about his face. He doesn't seem THAT bad at first glance, maybe you're too paranoid Atilo. Or maybe that angel face is just really deceiving. Either way, he's a doll; i'd like to see more of him too. <3 Why can i imagine him trying to impress Atilo frequently??

I love bugs. Hi Kelsey, let's be friends.

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Babushka-Nipples [2010-01-03 18:26:26 +0000 UTC]

It must very a very smelly room. Also, I thought it was a fat tick at first over thar. 8D




Lady bugs are better.

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TotenVeloren In reply to Babushka-Nipples [2010-01-04 00:34:53 +0000 UTC]

it's better than the asshole room though.

It'll eat your scalp.

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Babushka-Nipples In reply to TotenVeloren [2010-01-04 00:38:41 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD MENTAL IMAGES



My scalp is all dirty though. It'll only eat the layer of dandruff before it gets there.

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ren128 [2010-01-03 17:50:31 +0000 UTC]

The pic is awesome in general, but... obese ladybug

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ren128 In reply to ren128 [2010-01-03 17:53:24 +0000 UTC]

also, I'm sure I can find on the mahenzerati's males genome 5 common polimorphisms with Al pacino's

That or open a bible (not cocaine hideout) and read that he was adam?

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TotenVeloren In reply to ren128 [2010-01-03 18:04:47 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO.

Al Pacino is Adam in the Mahenzerati bibles. Amon is Satan, I mean Lilith.

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ren128 In reply to TotenVeloren [2010-01-03 18:10:46 +0000 UTC]

when it comes the new testament atilo is joseph, carmen the virgin mary and camilo baby jesus.
The presents of the three wise kings (now called three wiseguys due the mafia theme)are changed from gold, incense and myrrh to gold, more gold and cocaine \o/


Benedict XVII has sent some paladins to my home \o/ ffff~

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TotenVeloren In reply to ren128 [2010-01-03 18:14:47 +0000 UTC]

Virgin Mary Carmen.. wow. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFS this isn't flour.

BRB FUCKING LOLLING. THANKS.

paladins high on holy water. GODSPEED REN, MAY YOU SURVIVE.

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ren128 In reply to TotenVeloren [2010-01-03 18:17:24 +0000 UTC]

oh god, even jesus in the icon covers the same eye camilo has covered...
FUCK MY LIIIIIIFE *GETS IMPALED BY A PALADIN*

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Vick-Gatlin1 [2010-01-03 17:45:00 +0000 UTC]

I swear, if it isn't the shadow summon who likes to peel oranges, it's a blood summon who kills people for biscuits (actually cookies if you're going with American slang)?

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TotenVeloren In reply to Vick-Gatlin1 [2010-01-03 17:46:33 +0000 UTC]

LOOOOOOLOLOL BUT MA'AM. AH LIEK BEING BRITISH EH WOT

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Vick-Gatlin1 In reply to TotenVeloren [2010-01-03 18:10:24 +0000 UTC]

Aussie slang's more awesome. I would laugh at the person named Fanny...

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SephirothBeatrix [2010-01-03 17:42:13 +0000 UTC]

:3 oh he's just darling I just wanna pinch his che- *GUNNED DOWN*


;_;


brb stealing the ladybug because it's too cute to live :3

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TotenVeloren In reply to SephirothBeatrix [2010-01-03 17:48:01 +0000 UTC]

DDDD: BITCH DON'T KILL MY FRIENDS WAAAAUUGH.

Lol, just lure it with cookies. Instant win. XD

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SephirothBeatrix In reply to TotenVeloren [2010-01-03 17:48:45 +0000 UTC]

one of these days you have to make a robin a blood summon.


they're perfect for it. THEY'RE SMALL ROUND AND FAT OMGGGG

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TotenVeloren In reply to SephirothBeatrix [2010-01-03 17:58:10 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFFFFFFF nice idea. The closest thing Atilo has are fat chickens lol immigrant.

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SephirothBeatrix In reply to TotenVeloren [2010-01-03 17:59:05 +0000 UTC]

fat chickens omg just as cute *ADOPT*

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iyatehlolita [2010-01-03 17:37:27 +0000 UTC]

I think I go to school with a guy like this. Holy fuck man.

Ladybugs, an occasional salad topping. There's so many jokes to make here.

Tito needs to gb2lawn.

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TotenVeloren In reply to iyatehlolita [2010-01-03 17:42:03 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHA

Loool poor Kelsey always had to endure those jokes.

ohgod he hates chores, man. He's a lazy bitch.

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iyatehlolita In reply to TotenVeloren [2010-01-03 17:45:08 +0000 UTC]

Lazy bitch needs to reattach his cajones and BE A MAN.

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TotenVeloren In reply to iyatehlolita [2010-01-03 17:50:02 +0000 UTC]

WELL, HE IS A TRUE MAN. HE SENDS WOMEN TO DO ALL THE CHORES.

BRB PLAYING COUNTER-STRIKE WITH BUSINESS PARTNERS.

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Belazikkal [2010-01-03 17:34:54 +0000 UTC]

Say hello to my little friend!!

Sorry.

I like the muted colours approach in this, and earlier Chaos pieces for that matter. I guess it all comes down to the colour theory behind it, which I never doubted you had.

Also: Ladybird? I always thought it was ladybug. O.o Oh well, live and learn. Maybe both are equally viable.

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