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Yeah, I think that waiting tables would have been her best shot. Or a whore. She might have made money as a professional Amsterdam whore. But she doesn't really have the body for it. I guess it probably doesn't take a lot of skill to blow people. But still. Huh. So, I guess yeah, waiting tables, maybe a coffee barista... she is really lacking in talent. This is probably the best that she could have been if she wasn't allowed on stage to shake her ass around.

Not that there's anything wrong with being a waitress, don't think that I'm commenting like that. It's an honest profession that my high school girlfriend worked as. Just that waiting tables is a far cry from being on stage and being the first f-ing musician to make it to a f-ing billion f-ing dollars.

How the hell did she get discovered in the first place? Does this tie back to being a whore?

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Yeah, I think that waiting tables would have been her best shot. Or a whore. She might have made money as a professional Amsterdam whore. But she doesn't really have the body for it. I guess it probably doesn't take a lot of skill to blow people. But still. Huh. So, I guess yeah, waiting tables, maybe a coffee barista... she is really lacking in talent. This is probably the best that she could have been if she wasn't allowed on stage to shake her ass around.

Not that there's anything wrong with being a waitress, don't think that I'm commenting like that. It's an honest profession that my high school girlfriend worked as. Just that waiting tables is a far cry from being on stage and being the first f-ing musician to make it to a f-ing billion f-ing dollars.

How the hell did she get discovered in the first place? Does this tie back to being a whore?