Comments: 47
nekomimichi [2019-01-01 17:11:38 +0000 UTC]
"Created to be the dumbest moron known to mankind, Wheatley is quite logical on occasions."
XD That is such a contradictory statement, yet so true. Seriously though, Wheatley doesn't come across as a moron to me. Compared to actual stupid characters (Patrick Star, Cosmo, Gir, etc.) Wheatley seems to be more average intelligence. If anything, he shows signs of having ADHD rather than being mentally challenged in any way.
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TragicMoppet In reply to nekomimichi [2019-01-16 22:26:10 +0000 UTC]
ADHD to flood GLaDOS' mind with speech and ideas that distract her from trying to kill everyone. Yep he's pretty inteligent.
I like that comment
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BFF-Official-Artsy [2018-09-21 14:25:51 +0000 UTC]
HAS VALVE MADE YOU PART OF THEIR TEAM YET
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schmiash000 [2018-08-06 22:58:56 +0000 UTC]
Dude, that's SOOOOOOOO AWESOME! But seriously, I love Space Core and Wheatley's quotes! Yep. That's them all right!
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Eveywinter [2018-03-24 02:49:47 +0000 UTC]
Wheatley's Quote; 'I AM NOT A MORON!!!'
yis
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CluttyPawYolo [2017-03-03 18:19:51 +0000 UTC]
SpaAAAAAAaaAaaAaaAaaAaACe
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LunaMoonPrincess [2014-10-31 19:08:16 +0000 UTC]
I cant Read its too small xD
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Lovli323 In reply to LunaMoonPrincess [2016-12-03 20:48:17 +0000 UTC]
You can click on the picture twice to see it better.
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Titch-IX In reply to LunaMoonPrincess [2014-11-01 10:03:30 +0000 UTC]
You can download it for the full proper sized image.
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AzureDragonOfNether [2014-09-08 22:34:17 +0000 UTC]
The Space Core is very funny. but Wheatley as GLaDOS was pretty bossy.
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zaltenia [2014-08-30 10:56:37 +0000 UTC]
love it!
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SenorDisasterMaster [2013-09-18 05:11:38 +0000 UTC]
I think the space sphere is a corrupted curiosity core that spent too much time being curious of space. Rick seems like a corrupted morality core that tries to convince a person to take the easiest decision instead of the morally right one. Fact sphere seems to be a corrupted intelligence core (cake core) that says illogical/impossible facts instead of logical/cake facts. Wheatley is just Wheatley (Lol, intelligence dampening sphere. that is so true).
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obot101 [2013-06-07 01:21:50 +0000 UTC]
Funny thing is I sound EXACTLY like the space core.
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StrawberryOverlord [2012-10-15 06:26:23 +0000 UTC]
is Glados seriously the only one with female programming?
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E1craZ4life In reply to StrawberryOverlord [2013-10-15 23:43:06 +0000 UTC]
The Curiosity Core has female programming. The Morality Core's programming is ambiguous, but more often than not, people argue in favor of the Morality Core having female programming. (In my experience, at least.)
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SenorDisasterMaster In reply to StrawberryOverlord [2013-09-18 05:06:04 +0000 UTC]
GLaDOS is the only core shown with female programming, but at the end of portal 1 it shows hundreds of cores being activated. So probably the female cores was there and was some of the many cores that deteriorated over time.
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StrawberryOverlord In reply to Titch-IX [2012-10-18 22:04:20 +0000 UTC]
im sure wether to take that as an insult or a way to show that only the guys are idiots.....
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Jarrrp [2012-03-08 14:31:18 +0000 UTC]
This is great! Might just have it printed as a poster for my wall.
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LiberiArcano [2011-10-05 19:08:15 +0000 UTC]
"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror".
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Nils-Iver [2011-10-05 18:19:46 +0000 UTC]
yay
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Coconut-dream [2011-10-05 16:14:21 +0000 UTC]
Actually i think Wheatley isnt a moron. He just maked bad decissions.
Beacuse he "thinks" smart(and can thinkl like a normal human..?) and like... can speak and lead Chell trough Aperture and... stuff?
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Pluie-Froide In reply to Titch-IX [2012-08-11 00:26:06 +0000 UTC]
Aperture never does things straight anyway. Like turrets, with their emotion chip and emotion suppressor. ;D
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Titch-IX In reply to UNomi1995N [2011-10-05 15:59:01 +0000 UTC]
It's not much and doesn't paint him in the best light but i tried to bring it back with the last sentence.
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Tastes-Like-Fry [2011-10-04 00:39:31 +0000 UTC]
I love just how much personality is put into these little mechanic balls <3
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ResidentPyromaniac [2011-10-03 12:33:32 +0000 UTC]
I think my favorite of the Fact Core's facts is when he starts talking about Abraham Lincoln signing the Emancipation Proclamation, and then adding, "Like everything else Lincoln did, he did this while sleepwalking and later had no memory of the event."
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Benguy12 [2011-10-03 03:58:12 +0000 UTC]
EPIC LOLS
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DooMGuy117 [2011-10-03 02:52:30 +0000 UTC]
"At some point in their life, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."
i laughed SO HARD when he said that in game i missed the rest of his dialogue lol
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Hogia In reply to DooMGuy117 [2011-10-03 04:35:37 +0000 UTC]
LOL Dutch.
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Kowalskiro [2011-10-02 23:32:27 +0000 UTC]
Nice!!! STOP STARING AT ME WHEATLEY!
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gokuyert In reply to Titch-IX [2011-10-03 02:56:37 +0000 UTC]
hahahah, I love the fact sphere quote
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