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Disclaimer: I don't own Beelzebub. It belongs to Mr. Ryuuhei Tamura. The fanfic is the only thing that belongs to me.
A/N: This is my first fanfic to be ever posted in fanfiction. Well, It's an OgaxHilda.  I wish I could finish this. Please review . Hope you enjoy!

"Never mess with me"
chapter 1: Hilda's weakness

One morning at Oga's house…

"What's this food? Damn it!" Oga Tatsumi shouted early in the morning. "I won't eat that!! Are you trying to kill me?"

"Damn fool! It's just  a croquette!" Hilda replied with her stoic face. "Didn't you remember that you said that my cooking sucks?? EAT IT BIT*H!"

Before she even can make any move. He picked Baby Beel immediately and ran for his life. Now, how he just wished that Hilda didn't retrieve her memory like that. He just can't believe that Baby Beel is her prince charming.

That morning definitely got into his nerves. He'll make her pay for every time that damn woman manipulates him.

When he reached his destination, St. Ishiyama ( they still stay here temporarily because he destroyed their school for the second time when he saved that Hilda). He immediately headed to Ishiyama's  special classroom.  Slumped in his chair. Sleep. Giving himself a rest for what happened that morning.

After a few minutes, he woke up and called,

"Hey, creepichi." Oga said calling out his best friend Furuichi.

"FUUUUUc*" Furuichi  said with a meme-like face. He was very irritated for calling him creepichi so early in the morning. " WHAT IS IT NOW OGA?? "

" Do you know what's Hilda's weakness??"

His creepy best friend was dumbfounded by his question. "WHAAATTTT!!!???" he blurted out. "How in the world will I know that? What are you planning?? Don't tell me…"

He was about to think some dirty thoughts but he was interrupted by Oga.

"Yes, you're absolutely right. I will have my revenge. For every time she made me look like a stupid person"

. 'But you are an idiot' Furuichi thought.

"Not just that… for making me eat her dangerous croquettes! BWAHAHAHAHA!! " Oga laughed evilly like there's no tomorrow.

Furuichi sweat dropped.

"Anyway, why in this green earth do you think I know her weakness? SHE'S DAMN STRONG!" Furuichi asked.

"Well, you're creepy enough that I thought that you're gonna investigate more about that damn woman." Oga replied with a reassurance from Baby Beel. "Dabuh!!"

"FYI. I don't. AND I'M NOT A CREEP!! I AM A BISHIE!!" Furuichi shouted at Oga's ears then flipped his silvery white hair.

"Hey, hey, don't shout on the classrom." A voice warned. It sounded like a girl. And when they turned around it was Kunieda. "You two are disturbing everyone."

"Just in time!" Oga grinned and walked toward Kunieda . "Oi, Kunieda!"

"What is it Oga?" she asked.

Oga suddenly grabbed Kunieda's shoulders. She fidgeted and blushed. She don't know what to do.

"Kunieda, tell me, do you –" Oga started. This made Kunieda to blush more.

'What is this? Will he ask if I like him? What do I do? Or maybe he discovered that I'm the same as Kunie Aoi? Will he confess to me?' Those thoughts flooded Kunieda's mind and she stammered.

"—do you know what Hilda's weakness is?" Oga continued, "Well, I know she's a demon but I bet she has some weaknesses…Like rats or cockroaches."

Kunieda was shocked with his question. She just can't believe that those thoughts entered randomly in her mind like that.

"IDIOT!!" Then she ran away with a face as red as ripened tomato.

"What's with her?" Oga and Baby Beel wondered. Obviously, Oga is still oblivious with Kunieda's feelings for him.

'I don't know if this is a love comedy or a shounen.' Furuichi told himself then sighed.

"I know!" an idea flashed into Oga's head and grinned, "Is Alain Delon at your house today?"

"I guess so…" Furuichi replied.

"I'll come by your house later."

"If you say so…"

Later  that day, when school was finished, they both went to Furuichi's house.

"Alain Delon!" Furuichi called out with a disgusted look in his face.

"What is it? Takayuki? " Alain Delon popped out from nowhere then hugged Furuichi. "Have you realized your feelings for me?"

"As IF!" Furuichi Takayuki protested.

He parted with him when he noticed Oga. Alain Delon curtsied.

"Hey Alain Delon." Oga interrupted, "Do you have any idea what Hilda's weakness is?"

Alain Delon's hairy face became serious and turned an about face. It seems like he wants to avoid his question. After a while it was him who broke the silence, he glanced at Oga.

"Why do you want to know Oga-dono?"

"Er-" Oga tried to make up an excuse then looked away, "Nothing particular. Just curious."

"I am sorry but I can't and will not say it."

'So she has a weakness' Oga thought. Baby Beel has fallen asleep while hanging onto him. Suddenly an idea struck him. He jerked because of it making the sleeping child fall.

THUD.

The baby fell. He felt his head throbbed then try to calm Beel down. Unfortunately for Oga, he still cried leaving him electrocuted. After that he successfully calmed Beel down and finally went back to sleep.

"Alain Delon, come over here." Oga called him then whispered things.  "You can do that--- and that too… Don't worry he'll not mind"

" Hey, Oga you bastard what are you telling him!?" Furuichi is getting nervous about this. " I could hear you damn it.!"

As soon as Alain Delon told Oga about Hilda's weakness, he immediately stood up and left the room. He gave Furuichi  goodbye then an evil grin that made Furuichi's insides crumbled. He glanced at Alain Delon and saw him with his not-so-good-intention face. Furuichi gulped and tried to escape but the big man grabbed him in his foot then dragged him into his room.

"CURSE YOU OGA TATSUMI!!" Furuichi's last cry.

"I'm home!" Oga said.

When Oga reached their house, he saw Hilda in the living room watching her daily dose of soap opera. He went upstairs ,laid Baby Beel in bed and thought about his revenge.

Flashback

"Hilda-sama's weakness is love" Alain Delon said.

"L-l-love??" Oga and Furuichi asked at the same time.

"You see, being a demon wet nurse…She suppressed her emotions and the likes in order to serve her master without any hesitation. So she is weak when it comes to things like love, I mean especially love. She is afraid to love." The big man explained.

"Yeah, I remember Isabella explain some things like those." Furuichi added.

End of Flashback

"How am I supposed to do that?" Oga said. He do hate thinking.
Suddenly, the door opened, it was Hilda. "Dinner's ready." Hilda announced. Beel woke up and picked the baby into her arms.
"Hey" Oga said before she left his room. "How many meters is the distance of this room to my sister's room?"

"Well, it's within 15 meters." Hilda replied then glared before she left. She could feel that Oga Tatsumi is planning something.
Oga thought that he should work the revenge without Baby Beel watching. Yet he still doesn't have a plan for his revenge.

After dinner, he asked Misaki if Beel could sleep with him. She agreed instantly.
When all of them are about to sleep. He lured Hilda into his room by telling her that he has something important to tell her. Hilda didn't hesitate. Maybe because he already trusted Tatsumi.

Even though he's oblivious, it doesn't change the fact that he is a man. He thought that his instincts could do his revenge for him.
Hilda entered his room, wearing her usual night gown which was given by his sister.
"What do you want-" Hilda asked but the lights in his room was turned off. Oga was standing near his bed. The moon is the only thing that lights up the room through his window. Oga actually turned off the lights in a manner that it looks like a brown out. "- to tell me sewer rat?"

Hilda is getting uneasy with this kind of atmosphere. A sweat fall from her head though the air is cool. She could sense that Oga is up to something. Oga Tatsumi sensed this and was willing to execute his plans.

"Bit-" Hilda was about to speak but Oga pulled her closer to him. Before anything else came from her mouth he pushed her down on his bed. Hilda was shocked with his actions but persisted to act cool. She realized that Oga just pinned her down.
Oga could smell her fresh scent. He is getting nervous but kept thinking positive. He knew he'll succeed in this revenge. The light of the moon reflected on both person's eyes, giving it heartfelt expression. They were both surprised because of this. Silence filled the room.

"Tatsumi! What're you doing?" she called out his name . She tries to shove him off but he was to heavy. She sat up but still under Oga. She now understood the situation she's under. Hilda continued to act like she's startled.
Oga thought that his plans are working. His face drew nearer to Hilda and whispered "So, you're afraid to love eh?" Then he emits one of his evil grins. He acted like he was about to give Hilda a kiss though he won't do it. Their faces was just an inch from each other.
"So?" Hilda replied with her stoic face again. She put her index finger on Oga's lips. The boy was stunned and speechless. He thought that Hilda became attractive despite of her annoying behavior.

"Did you think that a simple kiss could scare?" Her emotionless face turned into a cunning smirk. Oga's eyes widened. He realized that she got her hands on the situation they're in. Her face was just centimeters way.
"If you wanna scare me,you damn fool..." Hilda whispered, "Try better than that."

She closed her eyes and pressed her lips on his that made him shiver. His eyes widened more and he felt really weird. His heartbeat was faster than usual that it perceive that its gonna explode. Heat rushed to his face. He doesn't know what to react. He felt weak and motionless.

Hilda moved her lips away from his then pushed him off. His strength was gone. Hilda immediately left the room with her emotionless face back again.
After a few minutes, he just realized what had happened. His face was red. He sat up on his bed and messed his hair. He can't believe what happened. He felt tire yet restless. He got to sleep just after a few minutes.

Next morning, he woke up late. No one is at the house except for his sister and Beel. He wondered where's Hilda but didn't bother to ask anyone. He doesn't want to remember what had happened. After he took his breakfast , he went straight to school with Beel.

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A/N.2: Hope you review. There's still more chapters to come. Please read those also

Next chapter: Oga's curse

Description
Disclaimer: I don't own Beelzebub. It belongs to Mr. Ryuuhei Tamura. The fanfic is the only thing that belongs to me.
A/N: This is my first fanfic to be ever posted in fanfiction. Well, It's an OgaxHilda.  I wish I could finish this. Please review . Hope you enjoy!

"Never mess with me"
chapter 1: Hilda's weakness

One morning at Oga's house…

"What's this food? Damn it!" Oga Tatsumi shouted early in the morning. "I won't eat that!! Are you trying to kill me?"

"Damn fool! It's just  a croquette!" Hilda replied with her stoic face. "Didn't you remember that you said that my cooking sucks?? EAT IT BIT*H!"

Before she even can make any move. He picked Baby Beel immediately and ran for his life. Now, how he just wished that Hilda didn't retrieve her memory like that. He just can't believe that Baby Beel is her prince charming.

That morning definitely got into his nerves. He'll make her pay for every time that damn woman manipulates him.

When he reached his destination, St. Ishiyama ( they still stay here temporarily because he destroyed their school for the second time when he saved that Hilda). He immediately headed to Ishiyama's  special classroom.  Slumped in his chair. Sleep. Giving himself a rest for what happened that morning.

After a few minutes, he woke up and called,

"Hey, creepichi." Oga said calling out his best friend Furuichi.

"FUUUUUc*" Furuichi  said with a meme-like face. He was very irritated for calling him creepichi so early in the morning. " WHAT IS IT NOW OGA?? "

" Do you know what's Hilda's weakness??"

His creepy best friend was dumbfounded by his question. "WHAAATTTT!!!???" he blurted out. "How in the world will I know that? What are you planning?? Don't tell me…"

He was about to think some dirty thoughts but he was interrupted by Oga.

"Yes, you're absolutely right. I will have my revenge. For every time she made me look like a stupid person"

. 'But you are an idiot' Furuichi thought.

"Not just that… for making me eat her dangerous croquettes! BWAHAHAHAHA!! " Oga laughed evilly like there's no tomorrow.

Furuichi sweat dropped.

"Anyway, why in this green earth do you think I know her weakness? SHE'S DAMN STRONG!" Furuichi asked.

"Well, you're creepy enough that I thought that you're gonna investigate more about that damn woman." Oga replied with a reassurance from Baby Beel. "Dabuh!!"

"FYI. I don't. AND I'M NOT A CREEP!! I AM A BISHIE!!" Furuichi shouted at Oga's ears then flipped his silvery white hair.

"Hey, hey, don't shout on the classrom." A voice warned. It sounded like a girl. And when they turned around it was Kunieda. "You two are disturbing everyone."

"Just in time!" Oga grinned and walked toward Kunieda . "Oi, Kunieda!"

"What is it Oga?" she asked.

Oga suddenly grabbed Kunieda's shoulders. She fidgeted and blushed. She don't know what to do.

"Kunieda, tell me, do you –" Oga started. This made Kunieda to blush more.

'What is this? Will he ask if I like him? What do I do? Or maybe he discovered that I'm the same as Kunie Aoi? Will he confess to me?' Those thoughts flooded Kunieda's mind and she stammered.

"—do you know what Hilda's weakness is?" Oga continued, "Well, I know she's a demon but I bet she has some weaknesses…Like rats or cockroaches."

Kunieda was shocked with his question. She just can't believe that those thoughts entered randomly in her mind like that.

"IDIOT!!" Then she ran away with a face as red as ripened tomato.

"What's with her?" Oga and Baby Beel wondered. Obviously, Oga is still oblivious with Kunieda's feelings for him.

'I don't know if this is a love comedy or a shounen.' Furuichi told himself then sighed.

"I know!" an idea flashed into Oga's head and grinned, "Is Alain Delon at your house today?"

"I guess so…" Furuichi replied.

"I'll come by your house later."

"If you say so…"

Later  that day, when school was finished, they both went to Furuichi's house.

"Alain Delon!" Furuichi called out with a disgusted look in his face.

"What is it? Takayuki? " Alain Delon popped out from nowhere then hugged Furuichi. "Have you realized your feelings for me?"

"As IF!" Furuichi Takayuki protested.

He parted with him when he noticed Oga. Alain Delon curtsied.

"Hey Alain Delon." Oga interrupted, "Do you have any idea what Hilda's weakness is?"

Alain Delon's hairy face became serious and turned an about face. It seems like he wants to avoid his question. After a while it was him who broke the silence, he glanced at Oga.

"Why do you want to know Oga-dono?"

"Er-" Oga tried to make up an excuse then looked away, "Nothing particular. Just curious."

"I am sorry but I can't and will not say it."

'So she has a weakness' Oga thought. Baby Beel has fallen asleep while hanging onto him. Suddenly an idea struck him. He jerked because of it making the sleeping child fall.

THUD.

The baby fell. He felt his head throbbed then try to calm Beel down. Unfortunately for Oga, he still cried leaving him electrocuted. After that he successfully calmed Beel down and finally went back to sleep.

"Alain Delon, come over here." Oga called him then whispered things.  "You can do that--- and that too… Don't worry he'll not mind"

" Hey, Oga you bastard what are you telling him!?" Furuichi is getting nervous about this. " I could hear you damn it.!"

As soon as Alain Delon told Oga about Hilda's weakness, he immediately stood up and left the room. He gave Furuichi  goodbye then an evil grin that made Furuichi's insides crumbled. He glanced at Alain Delon and saw him with his not-so-good-intention face. Furuichi gulped and tried to escape but the big man grabbed him in his foot then dragged him into his room.

"CURSE YOU OGA TATSUMI!!" Furuichi's last cry.

"I'm home!" Oga said.

When Oga reached their house, he saw Hilda in the living room watching her daily dose of soap opera. He went upstairs ,laid Baby Beel in bed and thought about his revenge.

Flashback

"Hilda-sama's weakness is love" Alain Delon said.

"L-l-love??" Oga and Furuichi asked at the same time.

"You see, being a demon wet nurse…She suppressed her emotions and the likes in order to serve her master without any hesitation. So she is weak when it comes to things like love, I mean especially love. She is afraid to love." The big man explained.

"Yeah, I remember Isabella explain some things like those." Furuichi added.

End of Flashback

"How am I supposed to do that?" Oga said. He do hate thinking.
Suddenly, the door opened, it was Hilda. "Dinner's ready." Hilda announced. Beel woke up and picked the baby into her arms.
"Hey" Oga said before she left his room. "How many meters is the distance of this room to my sister's room?"

"Well, it's within 15 meters." Hilda replied then glared before she left. She could feel that Oga Tatsumi is planning something.
Oga thought that he should work the revenge without Baby Beel watching. Yet he still doesn't have a plan for his revenge.

After dinner, he asked Misaki if Beel could sleep with him. She agreed instantly.
When all of them are about to sleep. He lured Hilda into his room by telling her that he has something important to tell her. Hilda didn't hesitate. Maybe because he already trusted Tatsumi.

Even though he's oblivious, it doesn't change the fact that he is a man. He thought that his instincts could do his revenge for him.
Hilda entered his room, wearing her usual night gown which was given by his sister.
"What do you want-" Hilda asked but the lights in his room was turned off. Oga was standing near his bed. The moon is the only thing that lights up the room through his window. Oga actually turned off the lights in a manner that it looks like a brown out. "- to tell me sewer rat?"

Hilda is getting uneasy with this kind of atmosphere. A sweat fall from her head though the air is cool. She could sense that Oga is up to something. Oga Tatsumi sensed this and was willing to execute his plans.

"Bit-" Hilda was about to speak but Oga pulled her closer to him. Before anything else came from her mouth he pushed her down on his bed. Hilda was shocked with his actions but persisted to act cool. She realized that Oga just pinned her down.
Oga could smell her fresh scent. He is getting nervous but kept thinking positive. He knew he'll succeed in this revenge. The light of the moon reflected on both person's eyes, giving it heartfelt expression. They were both surprised because of this. Silence filled the room.

"Tatsumi! What're you doing?" she called out his name . She tries to shove him off but he was to heavy. She sat up but still under Oga. She now understood the situation she's under. Hilda continued to act like she's startled.
Oga thought that his plans are working. His face drew nearer to Hilda and whispered "So, you're afraid to love eh?" Then he emits one of his evil grins. He acted like he was about to give Hilda a kiss though he won't do it. Their faces was just an inch from each other.
"So?" Hilda replied with her stoic face again. She put her index finger on Oga's lips. The boy was stunned and speechless. He thought that Hilda became attractive despite of her annoying behavior.

"Did you think that a simple kiss could scare?" Her emotionless face turned into a cunning smirk. Oga's eyes widened. He realized that she got her hands on the situation they're in. Her face was just centimeters way.
"If you wanna scare me,you damn fool..." Hilda whispered, "Try better than that."

She closed her eyes and pressed her lips on his that made him shiver. His eyes widened more and he felt really weird. His heartbeat was faster than usual that it perceive that its gonna explode. Heat rushed to his face. He doesn't know what to react. He felt weak and motionless.

Hilda moved her lips away from his then pushed him off. His strength was gone. Hilda immediately left the room with her emotionless face back again.
After a few minutes, he just realized what had happened. His face was red. He sat up on his bed and messed his hair. He can't believe what happened. He felt tire yet restless. He got to sleep just after a few minutes.

Next morning, he woke up late. No one is at the house except for his sister and Beel. He wondered where's Hilda but didn't bother to ask anyone. He doesn't want to remember what had happened. After he took his breakfast , he went straight to school with Beel.

________________________________________
A/N.2: Hope you review. There's still more chapters to come. Please read those also

Next chapter: Oga's curse