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Description Twiglith - yes I misspelled the title on purpose. "Twiglith", "Twilgith", "Tiwlight, "Twiglht", "Wtlighti" or "glithwit"... Typing very fast those above are the results I would get. I don't even bother to correct it cause it shows my motivation and attitude about the movie (it's meant to be a failure anyway).

Don't get me wrong, I have no love or hate for it - I'm pretty much am the neutral in the whole Twlighti thing... (Yes, I am aware of the misspelling again) but I HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST SPARKLING VAMPIRES!! A vampire that doesn't explode in the sunlight or become weak during daylight - is NOT qualified to be a vampire! Booo!! "Don't make me angry! I can sparkle you with my rash!" = Scary!! Ugh!!

ALSO another statement is that it's a free world, basically it means you Twilight lovers have the right to love, the Twilgiht haters have the right to hate (and allow to abuse it) - same would apply for the neutral too. There's no communism here!

Inspiration: [link]

Ref. [link]

I cheated. I made a fast trace of the outline and color the skin color covering over the actual pale woman's skin (it's a woman alright and ain't gay vampire having long nails). The shit isn't really that good either, I had to look up on Google for ref. disgusting!! Ewww....
The idea is mine though and it was fun. I just loved it. Took about half an hour to do it.

No, the size won't get any bigger. Too lazy to resize it.

That's it. Back to decent work. Stay tune for more anti-Tiwlight work ahead (I'm on the roll on this part as well. Abusing Tiwlight is just fun)!

Muahahha

*Edit Jan 15th 2010 - I just realize that there's someone who had made this parody poster before me ¬_¬...it looks very similar.... Man, I should have done more research so I won't have to make my work look like I'm stealing idea from someone! You can type up "Twilight crap" and similar poster as this one will show up*

ALSO LASTLY, here's the Tiwlight comic: [link]
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Comments: 188

snooping58173 [2015-02-06 20:06:34 +0000 UTC]

I hate Twilight, but I hate it even more when someone uses freedom of speech to be an obnoxious abuser.

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NekoLadyProductions [2014-01-12 20:01:56 +0000 UTC]

Someone should write a parody of the Twilight saga called "Twishit".

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DEMarq [2013-12-21 17:00:27 +0000 UTC]

 No gloves!?! *_*

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crimson-bloodshed12 [2013-12-16 06:26:36 +0000 UTC]

i love you! so true!

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StupidManWithNoBrain [2013-04-21 02:52:33 +0000 UTC]

name the book twishit if it was real

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sworderella2 [2013-03-04 06:59:46 +0000 UTC]

Love it.

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KeraSkyWalker-Adopts [2012-12-14 20:44:51 +0000 UTC]

THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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RaeKhajiit [2012-12-01 01:32:38 +0000 UTC]

this should have been on the book an movie -___- i hate twilight..........sch shit -__- lol

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Romantatu [2012-11-24 16:30:18 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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xHeatherStonex [2012-11-18 19:14:40 +0000 UTC]

Just make the shit be rainbows and it would be sparkling unicorn shit.

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MarvaraTorrent [2012-11-14 03:37:08 +0000 UTC]

So Romantic *^-^*

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Terror-Mask [2012-10-18 04:45:15 +0000 UTC]

I ain't readin cause it feels like shit. '_'

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prozzakSIMON3006 [2012-10-15 14:06:28 +0000 UTC]

XD

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LilMinkurs [2012-10-11 21:36:11 +0000 UTC]

I know this is an old drawing. But. Because of NC I have to say this. "FUCK YEAH! SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!!"

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fewwordsguy [2012-09-01 08:36:16 +0000 UTC]

Did Tinkerbell poop this sparkling piece of shit?!

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Sonic1234567891 [2012-08-15 00:03:31 +0000 UTC]

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CrazyMentoBox [2012-07-31 21:57:11 +0000 UTC]

People should tattoo this on there bodies so that they may never forget the birth of this monstrosity called twilight...

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EpicLips [2012-07-28 02:27:59 +0000 UTC]

You are awesome!

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SoRirrian [2012-07-27 19:39:03 +0000 UTC]

i will destroy you and you will be nothing but dust after i beat you to the ground you camel toe sucking donkey anal fucker i will hunt you down with my lion and he will bite your face off!!!shove some chicken down your bucket

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dodgev8 [2012-07-19 10:06:46 +0000 UTC]

Twilight is gayshit, read The Road.

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XaniaWonder [2012-07-17 07:48:04 +0000 UTC]

the perfect explanation of Twilight

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denise3399 [2012-06-21 15:52:09 +0000 UTC]

EW WHY IS IT IN HIS HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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charlottef1 [2012-06-11 18:44:38 +0000 UTC]

Ah, the truth at last. Thank you. Thank you for showing people the true meaning of Twiglith...

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AwkwardLoser [2012-06-10 22:09:07 +0000 UTC]

Laugh laugh laugh laugh!

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popipola [2012-05-24 23:40:25 +0000 UTC]

LOL I was watching this movie in bed and I fell asleep

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GLaDOSnivy [2012-05-13 02:22:25 +0000 UTC]

Yes.
YES

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VikingSif [2012-04-14 19:17:16 +0000 UTC]

Shitty story. I hate Stephenie Meyer.

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Taintersmaster666 [2012-04-01 17:31:24 +0000 UTC]

The Truest Truth To Ever True

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bananaanana [2012-03-28 10:14:26 +0000 UTC]

it's twilight or...?

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gmoder10 [2012-02-14 08:44:50 +0000 UTC]

LOL too true

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JinaJinaBoBina [2012-01-30 08:25:17 +0000 UTC]

haha cool idea on the sparkle poop

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TheAmericanKaiser [2012-01-25 21:22:40 +0000 UTC]

Fucking... Epic... Win!

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Ask-ClassicSonic [2012-01-24 04:07:20 +0000 UTC]

I took a shit
Wrote on the wall
And called it art.

My friends, they cringe
And they made faces when...
I said there was a second part.

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Nathair77 [2012-01-17 11:53:04 +0000 UTC]

Twiglith... It sounds like a pokemon...

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GoreduhnFriamayn In reply to Nathair77 [2012-06-03 01:27:29 +0000 UTC]

If this was YouTube, I'd vote this up.

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Hirukafox [2012-01-06 21:45:21 +0000 UTC]

XD ZOMG!!! oh my sides, they hurt from so much laughter...you're a genious, thank you!

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Pandaque [2011-12-19 13:43:09 +0000 UTC]

TROLOLOL
LOLLOL
LOL
!
<3

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Iggy-da-bird-kid [2011-12-13 04:02:36 +0000 UTC]

EPIC WIN! My friend and I laughed so hard!

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ForTheLoveofSatire [2011-09-25 21:51:17 +0000 UTC]

You had to look up `shit`on google for reference....LMFAO! Made my day!

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Lootushka [2011-09-18 12:09:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes, YES! You nailed it perfectly, mate! :'''D
Twilight is a handful of shit... And no matter how desperately Meyer tries to cover up this fact by adding some glitter on it = adding fancy vocabulary into the text, the book's still shit.

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BombasticBagman [2011-09-17 03:09:17 +0000 UTC]

i agree with the people who say that the movies better if you read the book. compared to the book, the movie is a masterpiece!

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dragon-wraith [2011-09-02 04:43:26 +0000 UTC]

lol so awesome. i was bored and just typed in 'shit' in the search bar. this is great, made me lol
thank you

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Isaac-Norman1 [2011-08-29 02:55:22 +0000 UTC]

The best kind of shit there is!

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Animegirl3213 [2011-08-28 21:34:28 +0000 UTC]


Awsomeness

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OrangeJackdaw [2011-05-30 15:26:31 +0000 UTC]

o_O

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MewKitteh [2011-05-15 09:44:00 +0000 UTC]



Epic win, my friend.

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lexidoll11 [2011-04-29 21:20:45 +0000 UTC]

this is so ACCURATE! OMG! falay ho-ra-ay!

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lolkitten99 [2011-04-27 02:12:53 +0000 UTC]

<-wasn't what I was looking for...
This is funny as heck!

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love1mesuki [2011-04-17 18:03:38 +0000 UTC]

i like twilight but this is just epic XD

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Atoki1000 [2011-04-13 12:07:05 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHA!!!

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