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TheRedGoon â Wonderful what?
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Published: 2008-08-23 06:21:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 1805; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 14
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Stylish~!"In an alternate universe where Mario isn't as "manly" as the chicks think he is, where the princess is a complete bitch who never gives Mario his just rewards after the countless times of rescuing her ass from the clutches of Bowser. Finally, after hitting puberty after Mario Galaxy, Mario discovers some new things about himself, and hereby goes by not "Super" Mario, but "Wonderful" Mario."
It was something I just had to do for fun. I'm sorry Mario XD
Mario Is (c) Nintendo
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"Super" Mario, brilliant.
Except ya forgot the gloves, at least give him Princess Peach's gloves or something. Mario never takes off his gloves, he's like the Mickey Mouse of video games. 
Heh heh, funny stuff man. Funny.
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Huh, you're right XD But people wanna see Mario's hairy knuckles! o3o Chicks ( and men ) dig the hairy Italian plumber!
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But now Bowser will attack Mario' using wax pads and manicure kits! You have disclosed information that will lead to an un-fabulous demise!
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You sure?
I bet Bowser would be pretty humiliated if he lost to Mario like THIS. Can you imagine the shame of knowing you got your ass kicked by a nancy boy? XD
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Who, Luigi?
(He's such an easy target for ridicule).
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I deny it with every fiber of my pear-shaped body. XP
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Holy poo, I followed a link here and practically fell out of my seat in shock, I SO wasn't expecting that!
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Could'a been worse. I could'a drawn *Super* Fab Luigi
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O.O
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NOOOO! HAVE MERCY!!!!
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This, sir. Is win.
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WTF?! I knew that Mario had a sister D8<. Her name is Super Maria!!
X'DDDD;; My god this is so awesome! Mario... uh no... Maria XD, looks really gorgeous there!
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I would assume so, but according to statistics, you're never too old to be "super" like Mario.
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What...in the world. This is a complete, total, and utter shame and embarassment to the name of Mario......but a good job nonetheless. Kinda funny actually. Still can't believe that I'm seeing what I'm seeing.
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He's not super -he's fabulous!
Once I was considering going all the way and turning Mario into an overweight woman with a moustache named Maria, but I guess you win!
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Yep, He is definitely rubbing it Bowser's face, "You can get beaten by a nancy boy" Is what I'm hearing...
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THIS IS FUNNY!
peach is such a dumb blonde lol
great work
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Mario says Wonderful on One of the games! BUT THIS IS FUNNY!
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LOL. Creative and such. it's kewl. mario deserved some putting down. he's been in so many many games.
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Honstely I almost fell to the floor laughing at this! Next thing you know, he'll be trying on the Princess's makeup to look "pretty".
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but peach NEVER rewards him. jsut wanders off to get caught again.
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I'm SUPER (Mario)... Thanks for asking!
(You know, I'm REALLY surprised nobody's made that joke yet...)
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I was actually going to, but then I remembered all the games where, if you did a good job, you'd get comments like "Nice!" "Great!" "Wonderful!". Especially in Paper Mario games when you executed action commands without fail XD
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AHHHH NOT INTO THE EYES.... IT BURNNNZS! XD
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Actually, this is pretty dang funny. I didn't really expect you to do a Mario parody. XD
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*Chokes on spit from laughing!*
Though he looks(IS!!!) fruity, he actually looks kinda cool. XD
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It's the ponytail. Chicks dig the ponytail.
Either A. Mario really did become gay after all the years of no princess plunging.
Or B. He decided to become a Metro Sexual to attract other fish.
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or C.... give Bowser more motivation to kick his ass. XD
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Do you realize the massive embarrassment Bowser would have if he got his ass kicked by Mario the way he is now? XD Just imagine it!
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lol
Well, Nintendo purposely designed "Pink" as an alternate color for Luigi in the Super Smash series.
I guess with this picture, we can call it even.
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I think Mario ate the wrong Mushroom XD Perhaps she'll get the Emotion powers that the Princess had in Super Princess Peach?
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Shigeru Miyamoto is currently choking on his sushi
I BET ON THIS
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hooray for shatterned childhoods :3 this is hillarious
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Oh geeze, that is hilarious, and FABULOUS!!!!
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You've destroyed my childhood.....my life is a lie! I have nothing more to say
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I agree with you.
One, maybe one of the best things of my childhood was destroyed... now, get ready, because the Zero's dark form was unleashed, if you believe that your dark daimons are really terribles, wait for the Demon Zero, who is searching to all the Daimon searching a revenrenge, for MARIO!!!. 
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