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Description
A song I wrote and decided to record it.
WUT.

Lyrics:

Well, they say that there's a place
Where we all go when we die,
If you're good then there's a Heaven,
If you're bad then you will fry,

Well I know of another place
That's called the Afterlife,
It's where all the dead ideas go,
Right after they all die,

They're your favorite childhood memories,
That we all watched near and far,
But when they all got cancelled,
They went to the Cartoon Graveyard!

Look yonder at the headstone
With a stuffed tiger that's worn,
A little boy named Calvin
Used to play 'till it was torn,

A modern stone-age family
Used to roam these streets,
Until the dinosaurs died out,
And they, too, went extinct,

They're your favorite childhood memories,
That we all watched near and far,
But when they all got cancelled,
They went to the Cartoon Graveyard!

Well here lies good old He-Man,
A brave and mighty knight,
Tried to protect castle grey-skull,
Got too old for the fight,

And whatever did happen
To those Powerpuff Girls,
Let's say an evil monkey
Finally took over the world!

They're your favorite childhood memories,
That we all watched near and far,
But when they all got cancelled,
They went to the Cartoon Graveyard!

And poor old little Felix,
Oh, that clever funny cat,
Could not compete with color toons,
and died from getting fat,

And poor old little Rocko
With his not so modern life,
Just couldn't seem to handle
Twenty-First Century strife!

Ooooh,
They're your favorite childhood memories,
That we all watched near and far,
But when they all got cancelled,
They went to the Cartoon Graveyard!

Now i know that there are some cartoons
Who've been here for a while,
like a certain rabbit and a mouse
That never go out of style,

They seem to be forever young,
Unlike dear old Popeye,
That poor old little sailor
should've known that only daylight makes them die!

They're your favorite childhood memories,
That we all watched near and far,
But when they all got cancelled,
They went to the Cartoon Graveyard!

(© 2011 Trent Coffin)

Description
A song I wrote and decided to record it.
WUT.

Lyrics:

Well, they say that there's a place
Where we all go when we die,
If you're good then there's a Heaven,
If you're bad then you will fry,

Well I know of another place
That's called the Afterlife,
It's where all the dead ideas go,
Right after they all die,

They're your favorite childhood memories,
That we all watched near and far,
But when they all got cancelled,
They went to the Cartoon Graveyard!

Look yonder at the headstone
With a stuffed tiger that's worn,
A little boy named Calvin
Used to play 'till it was torn,

A modern stone-age family
Used to roam these streets,
Until the dinosaurs died out,
And they, too, went extinct,

They're your favorite childhood memories,
That we all watched near and far,
But when they all got cancelled,
They went to the Cartoon Graveyard!

Well here lies good old He-Man,
A brave and mighty knight,
Tried to protect castle grey-skull,
Got too old for the fight,

And whatever did happen
To those Powerpuff Girls,
Let's say an evil monkey
Finally took over the world!

They're your favorite childhood memories,
That we all watched near and far,
But when they all got cancelled,
They went to the Cartoon Graveyard!

And poor old little Felix,
Oh, that clever funny cat,
Could not compete with color toons,
and died from getting fat,

And poor old little Rocko
With his not so modern life,
Just couldn't seem to handle
Twenty-First Century strife!

Ooooh,
They're your favorite childhood memories,
That we all watched near and far,
But when they all got cancelled,
They went to the Cartoon Graveyard!

Now i know that there are some cartoons
Who've been here for a while,
like a certain rabbit and a mouse
That never go out of style,

They seem to be forever young,
Unlike dear old Popeye,
That poor old little sailor
should've known that only daylight makes them die!

They're your favorite childhood memories,
That we all watched near and far,
But when they all got cancelled,
They went to the Cartoon Graveyard!

(© 2011 Trent Coffin)