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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TheOtterPony [2014-06-25 02:29:20 +0000 UTC]

"YOU TWO ARE DEAD! YOU ARE BOTH! BUCKING!! DEAD!!!"

--- Princess Twilight Sparkle to Queen Chrysalis and Shining Armor, when the latter two damaged her Royal Library in a fight, destroying a room full of brand new books. 

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TheOtterPony In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-06-25 05:47:38 +0000 UTC]

*Chrysalis and Shining Armor stop fighting and both back away from powering up Twilight*

Queen Chysalis: *elbows Shining Armor* "She is your sister, say something before she blasts us into oblivion..."

Prince Shining Armor: *glares Chrysalis* "Me? You started this... Heh, Twily, calm down, little sis... it was an accident..."

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TheOtterPony [2014-06-25 19:25:41 +0000 UTC]

Twilight Sparkle: [Eyes glowing and lighting pulsing around her horn] "'Accident? An accident that could have been AVOIDED!! WHAT GAVE YOU THE IDEA TO BATTLE CHRYSALIS IN! MY! CASTLE?!? THOSE BOOKS WERE BRAND-NEW, FIRST EDITION!!"

*Snatches Shining and Chrysalis both up and jerks them into the air*

Twilight Sparkle: "WHY WERE YOU TWO FIGHTING ANYWAY?! AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TELLING ME WHO STARTED IT!!"

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TheOtterPony In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-06-30 11:46:45 +0000 UTC]

Queen Chysalis: "Eep... I-it was nothing important, if you let me go I will be leaving now..."

Prince Shining Armor: *kicks his legs while floating mid-air* "Twily? Why me too!?"

Twilight Sparkle: "SILENCE! I will keep you both here until I have decided what to do with you."

*with that Twilights horn glows even more bright, forcing Chrysalis and Shining Armor to shield their eyes, when the light subdues, the queen and the prince have been shrunk to a size of insect. Twilight drops them in jars and closes them with holed lids*

Twilight Sparkle: "Maybe I will just give you to Cadance like that, maybe she will like it."

Queen Chysalis: *pouts in her jar, turning her back to Shining armor* "This is all your fault."

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TheOtterPony [2014-06-30 16:10:53 +0000 UTC]

Shining Armor: "MY fault?! YOU came HERE and picked a fight!"

Queen Chrysalis: "Only because YOU were spreading propaganda to young impressionable hatchlings in that village!"

Shining Armor: "They asked for my autograph! One filly even snuck into my garrison!"

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TheOtterPony In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-06-30 17:23:56 +0000 UTC]

Queen Chrysalis: "That... that is a lie! My little precious hatchlings would never idol somepony like... you."

Shining Armor: "I am telling the truth. Go ask them. Oh that is right, you can't, because YOU ARE IN A JAR!"

*Twilight smirks a little hearing their argue, then turns her attention to scorched books*

Twilight Sparkle: "First edition of 'Griffon Kingdom during first three centuries after Luna's banishment' and the cover is ruined!"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to TheOtterPony [2014-07-02 05:22:07 +0000 UTC]

*Spike suddenly pops his head around a closet door, looking nervous*

Spike: "...Um, is it safe to come out yet?"

Pinkie Pie: [From inside closet] "Yeah, that big, epic fight just stopped! Did your brother beat that Meanie Queenie?"


*In the jars:*

Queen Chrysalis: "If they chose YOU as an idol, then they're obviously too stupid to bother with! Nobuggy with half a brain would even go NEAR somepony who hates Changelings..."

Shining Armor: "That little hatchling who managed to sneak past my guards was pretty smart. Better at staying stealthy than YOU, and a lot more pleasant to be around. And at least the kids weren't ugly!"

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TheOtterPony In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2014-07-02 08:37:34 +0000 UTC]

Spike: [Looking around] "I don't see anyone here... Wait, what are in those jars?" [Walks closer and sees the shrunken former adversaries] "Oh don't tell me..."

Pinkie Pie: [Jumps from the closet, and hops towards him] "What is it, Spike?" [Sees the jars and what they hold inside, starts to giggle uncontrollably and picks up the jar holding the Queen] "Aww, aren't you tiny and cute like that! Twilight did this to you? Poor little queenie, don't worry, aunt Pinkie is here to help!"

Queen Chrysalis: [shrudders] "No, not her, anypony but her..." [Hits the glass, making tiny 'tink, tink' noises] "Let me out!"

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