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i was bored one day so I decided to fire up my nintendo 64 with a copy of diddy kong racing I got at the flea market
I was playing fossil canyon, as usual, when something weird happened.
there was no music, which was odd, but I shrugged it off.
next what happened there was no explanation.
there was a racer getting ahead of me, but it wasn't any of the animal characters, but a 14 year old boy driving a shopping cart with one of the band members of Kiss in it.
My jaw dropped in sheer terror as the hyper-realistic blood oozed out of the 14 year old boy's eyes down his cheeks while he gave me the middle finger.
he told me in a demonic glitchy voice to "smell me later".

I ripped the cartridge straight out of the machine burned it and flushed it down the toilet.
Since that day I vowed to never play diddy kong racing ever again.

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i was bored one day so I decided to fire up my nintendo 64 with a copy of diddy kong racing I got at the flea market
I was playing fossil canyon, as usual, when something weird happened.
there was no music, which was odd, but I shrugged it off.
next what happened there was no explanation.
there was a racer getting ahead of me, but it wasn't any of the animal characters, but a 14 year old boy driving a shopping cart with one of the band members of Kiss in it.
My jaw dropped in sheer terror as the hyper-realistic blood oozed out of the 14 year old boy's eyes down his cheeks while he gave me the middle finger.
he told me in a demonic glitchy voice to "smell me later".

I ripped the cartridge straight out of the machine burned it and flushed it down the toilet.
Since that day I vowed to never play diddy kong racing ever again.