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Published: 2010-06-05 01:26:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 2412; Favourites: 71; Downloads: 19
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...why the hell did I draw this? I'm blaming my Belarus, Kiwi. Even though she had nothing to do with it. It's totally still your fault, Bela.I love drawing stupid faces.
There is no way I'm colouring this shit.
Hetalia (c) Hidekaz Himaruya
Shoes (c) Liam "Kelly" Sullivan
BONUS BECAUSE I'M REALLY STUPID THIS WAY. PRETEND THIS TAKES PLACE IN THE BIG SOVIET UNION HOUSE. (And I like to think the Satellite States from the Warsaw Pact live there too.)
- "Wait, wait, here's my imitation of Poland - 'Shoes shoes shoes GAY.'"
Everyone except Lithuania cos he's Poland's bitch -
- LEGASP!
- Poland's fuckin' rad.
EVERYONE - O_O
- ...awesome.
...lolidunnojustletmeberetardedokay?
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Comments: 57
Italy, you HAVE to stop answering the telephone.
......But it rings!
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Hahahaa I've been waiting for someone to pair that song with Poland.
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Really?! Well then glad I could help out!
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Haha ikr? Thanks! XD
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No problem!! 'Tis an epic win!!!
X3
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That's a cute top. I wanna borrow it. Lemme borrow the top.
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XDD This is AWESOME! *cackles*
....You are paying for them, and for a new shirt collar. *touches the holes you ripped in my collar*
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TOTALLY AWESOME?!
Actually? Your brother is. *holds up Russia's credit card* You can, like, thank him later with your body or whatever.
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COMPLETELY MATHMATICAL!
... Very good.
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WOAH! ALGEBRAIC!
I know right? I thought you'd approve! Now, we totally need to go pick you out some sexy-to-the-max lingerie to seduce your weird brother in. And some edible body glitter... well, okay, that's actually totally for me, but you can borrow some.
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<3
...Or perhaps edible warpaint. *licks lips* (I seriously want some for myself so I can be all "RAAAWR!" and then lick it off myself. XD Ooh, if they had red... >3 Cosplay much?) ...I.. I have never.. gotten lingerie... Ukraine has picked it for me.
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Since when can Ukraine, like, afford suitable bras and stuff even for herself? And WHAT? Omigawd, you've NEVER been in a Victoria's Secret? Pfft, we are so fixing this. Right now. It's totally become make over Belarus day - TRUST me, I KNOW make overs, and Russia will totes love it!
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Have you seen the way they bounce? Its never been the right size. ..Make...over...? I do not like where this is going...
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Omigawd, Bela, TRUST me, you'll totally LOVE it! Oh, we'll get your nails done, and do your hair, and buy you some shoes, and a totally hot new wardrobe, and... *prances off, tugging her along*
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...If you put me in anything other than blue, I will break your fingers off one by one.
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Aw, you're so no fun. Always picking totally drab colours like olive green and navy blue... Oh, how about turquoise? It's totally a shade of blue!
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...I am unsure about this.. *bites my lip, following you anyways*
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Oooh, and what about accessories, do they have to be blue too? Oh, but you'd look soooo totally fab in pink, Bela! Maybe a cute little turquoise dress with a totally adorable pink belt and some ankle boots and some glittery eye shadow - oh, that'd be fershur adorable on your figure!
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...*gulps, doesn't know what to say* ...Are you SURE you're male?
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Like, duh! I'm totally manly! Just ask Liet, he knows! Anyway, fabulousness transcends gender.
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Currently, you are acting more womanly than France. *shudders*
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Like, whatever, Bela, you just need to learn to have fun! Now we totally need to find you the perfect shade of lipstick - your skin's totally nice so you probably don't need foundation... *continues to ramble on*
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*pouting a bit* ...? Is that Liet in chocolate sauce over there?
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*turns around excitedly* OMIGAWD WHERE?!
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*SEXES LIET UP. RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MALL.* (whut)
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You're just jealous.
Of my sex-writing skills. Look at that sex scene I just wrote. It was GLORIOUS.
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I CAME. I CAME FUCKING LIGHTNING BOLTS.
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Of lightning in my Hoha? NO thanks.
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...I wouldn't exactly want that commin' out there, yanno? XD Unless you were Artemis or someone like that. Or Zeus.
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I didn't mean literally, jeez
And how do you know I'm not some sorta godly being?
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If you were, you'd have any Leit Woman you'd want by now. XD
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That's racist. Godly beings have to try just as hard as you mortals to find love, y'know! Watch yourself, girly!
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Uh huh, and thats why Zeus has HOW many bastard children?
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Well, just like with humans, some are more successful than others at gettin' laid.
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Or forcibly raping people with golden showers to impregnate them. XD
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That works too.
And... um... I think you and I are thinking different definitions of "golden shower". Because last I checked, pregnancy did not work that way
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Apparantly, it works for Zeus, as he did just that to impregnate someone. XD (he literally turned into golden water droplets and impregnated her that way.)
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