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Tempural β€” HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINCE

Published: 2012-02-09 10:45:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 881; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 8
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Description Dear musician that I do not know personally, you have brought much joy to my life.


You have a wonderful voice that sounds somewhat like a dying cat.

Your vocals are absolutely heavenly on the Dr. Feelgood album.

Your vinyl pants looked good in the Dr. Feelgood video!

You have these dreamy, droopy eyelids that make you look like you're constantly sleepy/high.

You have one of the most adorable smiles, all curly on the ends of your mouth.

And you have kissable candy lips that look absolutely fabulous in pink lipstick.


It's okay that you're a little chubby now; I'd probably be 300 pounds by the time I'm 25. It's okay that you only sing every other word of the song; I'd probably just stand onstage and blank out. Just, please, shave your terrible facial hair and stop drinking so much.


*~*Love and sparkles*~*
Maggie.
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Comments: 6

Too-Late-For-Love [2012-02-10 21:48:19 +0000 UTC]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
This is perfect, oh my god xD

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mrsjagger [2012-02-10 16:55:55 +0000 UTC]

oh my fucking god. I can't. nfdsjkhieluwhaowhreidrh I died. this is. AMAZING.

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CoopedUpInMyMind [2012-02-09 20:05:48 +0000 UTC]

SPARKLEZ
SPARKLES EVERYWHERE

Because that bitch is kawaii~~

Awww look at his shiny bulge!

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Tempural In reply to CoopedUpInMyMind [2012-02-10 02:27:11 +0000 UTC]

Dude, you're a bad influence on me. Now whenever I see a picture of that kawaii motherfucker, all I can think is β˜… β˜… β˜… SPARKLE TITSβ˜… β˜… β˜… .

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CoopedUpInMyMind In reply to Tempural [2012-02-10 03:58:42 +0000 UTC]

Lol well then obviously I am a GOOD influence. Because Sparkletits was just made for that bitch~

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kimia-chan [2012-02-09 19:20:22 +0000 UTC]

vincee!! <33

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