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TedizStalker — Why I never Smile

Published: 2012-02-19 11:52:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 3853; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 5
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Description I went all out on the shading. This is the next instalment of this: hanakurai-san.deviantart.com/a…

Warning: Mental self Roleplay Ahead

Somewhere in Nevada, the Icon of Sin...

It has been a week since Otis had arrived, and apparently the nights were getting colder. Piconjo's cut on the eyelid has been neglected since he got it roughly two days ago. But a former villain may as well play nice; Otis was his key out, so he lend his jacket to him to stay warm with.

The two were soon joined by Alucard, the telekinetic student and the only survivor out of the goths and punks that attempted to take over the school that day. It turns out that Pico had spared his life, in exchange for his eyesight. Alucard was originally a nice guy, but being the odd one out allowed him to turn hostile when the situation fell into his favour. Or so he thought back then.

Otis swore he saw his cousin's evil significant other smile, he couldn't help but ask.

"Say Piconjo? What were you smiling about earlier?"

"Hmm? Oh, nothing. If I was smiling, it wouldn't be genuine." he humbly replied, "Trust me though, if I ever smile, it's usually sarcastic. But the day I spit in Wade Fulp's face, is the day I'll truely smile again."

Alucard kept close to the fire, warming his hands up as he listened to the two chat and even banter away. From the tone of voice in this long story and this rare moment to relax, he picked up on a lot of things; Piconjo had to pick up the slack if he wanted to survive and not have his body owned in bandages. He also became much faster in wielding both his shotgun and Hellraiser, which was his sword. But the second that Otis arrived in Nevada, Piconjo dropped everything so he could find his way out with him. It dulled his routine senses, and how he got the cut on his leg and eyelid.
From the tone, becoming friends with Pico's cousin wasn't on Piconjo's to-do list. Alucard smiled at that; maybe change happens to everyone after all. Maybe he wasn't the only one who changed for the better.

But that eyelid was getting neglected...

Alucard's smile grew as he waited for the other two boys to finish dinner.
"Ok, I need to put some cleaning alcohol on that eyelid." he smirked as he got up.

"Oh, Hell no..." Piconjo muttered as he scooted back. He didn't get far before Otis reached out and held a hand.

Little did their small group know that Sanford, a friend of Hank, had finally found 'The Outsiders of Nevada'...


If Piconjo's left eye looks funny, it's meant to look like that; there's blood in the socket from the eyelid wound. And I know he doesn't have an obvious nose, but once I'm comfortable drawing him, I'll start to draw him without one.

I nearly died from fatigue last night. Drawing these two and Alucard is challenging, but fun.

Otis (c) Magna from Newgrounds
Piconjo (c) Piconjo from Newgrounds (R.I.P.) (Appearance in NG Rumble by MindChamber)
Alucard (c) Tom Fulp, founder of Newgrounds
Madness Combat series (c) Krinkles from Newgrounds
Image done by me.
'Why I never Smile' line inspired from Clash of the Titans. (I forgot which character said it...)
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Comments: 156

TedizStalker In reply to ??? [2013-07-05 00:38:16 +0000 UTC]

(Oh, a roleplay huh? :3 Is Alloy the same Alloy on NG Rumble? An RP out of the blue usually catches me off guard. Sorry about that.

But it's great to see another Pico Fan in dA.)

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surpahninjaeillsjr In reply to TedizStalker [2013-07-06 16:16:06 +0000 UTC]

(Yep, it's okay)
(Same here )

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scarlife12 [2013-03-17 08:29:32 +0000 UTC]

very nice dude

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TedizStalker In reply to scarlife12 [2013-03-17 12:24:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. Old art is old, and once I quit being lazy I may draw some more.

Then again, I'm still iffy about submitting here.

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KatrinWinner [2012-09-02 22:10:19 +0000 UTC]

I like Alucaed hes pretty mysterious and sweet, he reminds me of Shino Aburame off Naruto. I seem to like mysterious characters like him

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TedizStalker In reply to KatrinWinner [2012-09-03 00:15:44 +0000 UTC]

Alucard is one of the few forgotten or underworked villains in Newgrounds, originally from Pico's school. I think he's alright too.

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KatrinWinner In reply to TedizStalker [2012-09-03 00:28:33 +0000 UTC]

I have made a base pic of him and my character loulou

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TedizStalker In reply to KatrinWinner [2012-09-03 01:18:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh, can I see?

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KatrinWinner In reply to TedizStalker [2012-09-03 10:32:04 +0000 UTC]

Go in my gallery to my most recent work.

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KageJason [2012-03-13 05:12:34 +0000 UTC]

Sanford: Hmm... so these are the outsiders....... Well i can see why, Better get Hank And the Others...

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-13 05:19:34 +0000 UTC]

Deimos: *randomly appears next to Sanford behind the rock* Is it because their taste in color is weird? I mean, compared to the stark enviroment, that's... I don't know how to put it. I've seen red blood, yellow blood, green zombie skin, but nothing like this.

Piconjo: If you get one drop of alcohol past my eyelid Ardie, I'll pwn you!! *still struggling*
Alucard: It's Alucard--
Piconjo: WHATEVER!

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-13 05:23:39 +0000 UTC]

Sanford: AHHHH SHI* *falls over*

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-13 05:29:34 +0000 UTC]

Deimos: Shh! *hids behind the rock before the 'outsiders' could spot them*

Otis: *pauses* Guys, did you hear that?
Piconjo: Hear what? I didn't hear anything.
Alucard: *shrugs it off* I can't see anything, but I would know if someone is spying on us.

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-13 05:48:46 +0000 UTC]

Elsewhere
Hank: *With Pie, SINGS* I Love pie! I Love Pie! I Love Pie! That's No Lie! I Love Pie!

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-13 06:09:11 +0000 UTC]

Tricky: *standing nearby juggling coloured balls. He is also fiercely guarding his only quarter in a hat he stole from some dead guy* C8
Sheriff: Ok, who's doing the crazy singing?
Tricky: *pitches a ball at Hank, which barely missed him AND the pie*

Piconjo: The eyelid itches. *rubbing at cotton eyepatch* And I look stupid. How am I going to pwn these l33t soldiers now?
Alucard: Stop that. We need to find shelter before someone can find us.

Deimos: *whisperes to Sanford* So, what did you think of those funny guys when you first found them?

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-14 04:29:11 +0000 UTC]

Sanford: Extreamly weird *Takes a sip of beer*

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-14 07:40:17 +0000 UTC]

Sheriff: *gives Hank a fine for annoying singing. He only has to pay up a quarter*
Tricky: *steps on his quarter as if saying 'that's mine, bitch'*

Deimos: *points at the bottle* Where did you get that beer? Anyway, I think we need to show Hank what these guys look like. *takes out a camera*

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-15 03:02:35 +0000 UTC]

Sanford: best to turn off the flash.

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-15 04:53:46 +0000 UTC]

Deimos: Ok! *whistles to get Otis, Piconjo and Alucard's attention, then snaps the photo*

Alucard: What was that?
Piconjo: *shurgs* Some news reporter I guess.
Otis: I guess that means we have nothing to worry about then?

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-15 05:09:28 +0000 UTC]

Sanford: YOU IDIOT! *Smacks Deimos in the Back of the Head*

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-15 05:12:49 +0000 UTC]

Deimos: XD *rubs the back of his head*

Piconjo: Maybe I should check them out. He's acting weird, and I swore I heard another voice.
Otis: Talk about a conveniently placed rock to hide behind.

Deimos: *perks up in time* Shit... powerhouse coming at twelve o-clock.

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-15 05:59:04 +0000 UTC]

Sanford: *Loads Ruger* WAAAAY ahead of you.... *Calls in Hank
Hank: I Love *Phone rings* SH*t stupid phone! *answers*
Sanford: Hank Get here now!

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-15 06:15:58 +0000 UTC]

Piconjo: Hank? You two know Hank? *pauses before the rock, one hand grabbing the hilt of HellRaiser*
Deimos: That ain't right, how do you know Hank?! *points an accusing finger*
Piconjo: I've never seen you two before, but I'm looking for anything BUT trouble.

Otis: Something's up... *gets up and walks over*
Alucard: *follows Otis after putting the fire out*

Tricky: *pitches another ball at Hank once his back turned*

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-16 04:41:27 +0000 UTC]

Hank: *Hits* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-16 05:11:51 +0000 UTC]

Tricky: *uses the warning sign to catch the pie upright before it hits the ground. Laughs at Hank's reaction* XD

Deimos: Sanford, what's going on with Hank?
Piconjo: *stabs the sword into the ground and leans his weight onto the hilt*

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-17 07:21:11 +0000 UTC]

Sanford: He's angry at Tricky for some reason...

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-17 07:33:34 +0000 UTC]

Alucard: *senses that Sanford has sunglasses as well and mimics his pout. He might be blind, but he's still a psychic from Pico's School*
Piconjo: Look, I'm not interested with getting into a fight, especially with Hank and all but if you can give us a reason not to turn our backs on you two, we can wait for him.
Deimos: *lights up a cigarette* Because we're just as lethal. Just how do you know Hank?
Piconjo: We've clashed a few times in Rumble.

Tricky: *in a rush making off with Hank's pie, he's left his quarter behind*

I might draw a picture where Hank finds and attacks Piconjo. .u. I don't know HOW, but I'll manage.

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-17 07:43:32 +0000 UTC]

Hank: I'LL KILL YOU, TRICKY! *charges with Katana*

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-17 07:52:31 +0000 UTC]

Tricky: *uses that damn godmodded speed to get a field's worth of distance and points up. A building lands in front of Hank*

*at that exact same time, a building lands just behind Sanford and Deimos*

Piconjo: Is it natural to have chunks of building falling and disappearing in Nevada? I've seen it happen a few times now, with the occasional giant marshmallow.
Deimos: *shrugs* You get use to it. It's been like that since the Improbability Drive was activated.
Alucard: *glares blindly in Sanford's general direction* You have awesome glasses...

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-17 07:58:46 +0000 UTC]

Sanford: Uhhhh...
*Other side of building*
Hank: *Facepalms* Not this situation again, well, better get my battle axe and P90

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-17 08:05:49 +0000 UTC]

*unfortunately for Hank, there's a giant blender inside to keep him occupied for a while*

Otis: Alucard, I think you're creeping him out.
Alucard: Says Pico's cousin. *grins*
Otis: *attempts dragging Alucard away from Sanford* Can we go now Piconjo? Hank is on his way and, as you said, we're 'too tired and sore to take on another brawl'.
Deimos: *looks at his update monitor* Where is Hank, and what's taking him?

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-17 08:21:38 +0000 UTC]

Hank: *Like a retard* hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-17 08:27:08 +0000 UTC]

Deimos: Sanford, do you know what's going on?
Piconjo: *rolls eyes, picks his sword up* Should I go in there and slap some sense into him, or can we go?

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-17 08:29:17 +0000 UTC]

Sanford: Probably distracted by a blender, and Piconjo, it'd be wise not to

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-17 08:35:24 +0000 UTC]

Piconjo: Distracted by a blender? Pffft... *snorts to himself*
Otis: Anyways, we're kinda lost and feel out of place here. Do you know if we can find a portal back to Newgrounds?
Piconjo: If Hank finds me, never mind Otis and Alucard, the results won't be pretty...
Deimos: Maybe I should go find Hank and calm him down before the blender blades saw his feet off.

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-17 08:46:33 +0000 UTC]

Hank: *Randomly Next to deimos* What blender.

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-17 08:56:53 +0000 UTC]

Deimos: Sanford said you were messing around with a blender again.
Piconjo: *tries sneaking away with Otis and Alucard*

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-17 09:48:47 +0000 UTC]

Hank: You're not going anywhere!
???: That's right stay where you are!

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-17 09:53:35 +0000 UTC]

Piconjo: *freezes* We're not looking for trouble. But since we're here, what plans do you have? *turns to face Hank*
Alucard: Who else is here? *puts a light barrier up incase someone opens fire*
Otis: I wanna go home... *brings his cousin's Uzis out just in case*

Hank wanted to borrow Pico's guns on the first round of his story in NGR, remember? And who's voice is that? Is it one of your OCs? 8D

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-17 09:55:22 +0000 UTC]

Blud: ME!
Hank: we're both brothers. mess with me and you unleash Blud's full fury!

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-17 10:01:17 +0000 UTC]

Piconjo: Brothers? More like significant others. *lightly scratches at the cotton eyepatch* This sucks. Do you always have a bone to pick with everyone you meet?
Deimos: *leans against the building wall* Looks like Piconjo and his friends are outnumbered. Then again, I'm quite happy to sit this one out.

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-17 10:27:15 +0000 UTC]

Blud: *Summons an MG-42* who wants to have bullet holes

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-17 10:37:22 +0000 UTC]

Otis: Now hold on a sec! *points both Uzis at Blud* We just want to get out of Nevada. Is that too much of a request?
Piconjo: I'm not in the mood to pwn anybody unless they're l33t agents that's invaded my personal space.
Alucard: We don't want bullet holes, we don't want to be cleaved into thousands of pieces, we certainly don't want to turn into zombies. Has the Improbability Drive gotten to your heads?

Tricky: *pokes his masked face from around the corner of the building. He still has Hank's pie, and shows it with a laugh*

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-17 10:40:21 +0000 UTC]

Hank: For Blud, Not really, it's natural of him to attack anything except me.

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-17 10:46:27 +0000 UTC]

Otis: *pales as he sees Tricky* C-c-clown... *points one of the Uzis at him*
Deimos: Now we're in trouble.
Tricky: *looks as though he'll throw the pie into anyone's face*

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-17 11:00:11 +0000 UTC]

Blud: *Looks in Bordem* Are you serious? the clown? That's not impressive

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-17 11:05:26 +0000 UTC]

Tricky: *laughs and throws the pie at Blud, namely for the insult*
Alucard: *drops the barrier so he could catch the pie with his psychic powers, and especially before it hits Blud's face* Who's is this? I smell pie, and I believe it was stolen, by the mixing smell of it.
Deimos: *points at Alucard* Sanford? Does he remind you of Jebus in some way?

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-17 11:22:28 +0000 UTC]

Sanford: Yeah...
Blud: *Dodges just before it hits*

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TedizStalker In reply to KageJason [2012-03-17 11:29:41 +0000 UTC]

Alucard: *sets the pie down* At least nobody has taken a bite out of it...
Piconjo: Screw this, I'm in no mood to rumble today, especially with you. *points at Hank*
Otis: *lowers Uzis* It starts off with a small campfire, and it ends with this; two murderers, two spies and a psychotic undead clown that have us trapped in the middle of it all-- *is sent flying by Tricky's stop sign and lands onto the roof of the building*

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KageJason In reply to TedizStalker [2012-03-17 11:41:10 +0000 UTC]

Blud: *Simply wipes tricky from existance*

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