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Published: 2010-12-16 20:50:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 1696; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 0
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Damien, Uncle Jay and Damien's friend, Karl, Walked down an aisle at a clothing store...Jay: So, it was a date?
Damien: Only by the most technical terms, yes. For us, however, it was just a much needed night out. Seriously, it meant nothing to me.
Jay: An' her?
Damien: She mentioned her husband quite often. Even if she didn't notice. He's still very much the center of her universe.
Jay: More like a black hole. Dumb nigga don't know a good thang when he got it. Shit, if I had a woman like dat, thick redbone mama wit' a good head on her shoulders... She'd know I was her man, every night!
Damien: You're one to talk. In your day, you pulled more then your share of tail! According to you, not all of them were single!
Jay: Hey, if it wasn't my dick, it would be another dick. I didn't tell 'em ta cheat on they men. They made dat decision before they met me.
Damien: Is that what you tell yourself?
Jay: (pokes lip out) Dats what I told their men. Shit.
Karl: Oh, Damien. Tell him about Saturday night.
Jay: What 'bout Saturday night?
Karl: You know I DJ part time at parties, right? Well, I've created a bit of a name for myself, so I thought I'd get my buddy Damien into an exclusive shindig. Birthday at a hotel. invites only.
Now, I'm blazing up a storm, the guest are lovin' it right...
Jay: Man, get to da fuckin' point!!!!
Karl: Alright, alright. Any way, I know that Damien doesn't know anyone there, so I thought I'd put in good word for him with a certain special lady...
Jay: Oh, shit... Dat aint good. Nigga, don't you never let another man put anything in 'for you'. If dis girl was all dat, he wouldn't give her to someone else... If he do, she can't be dat fine.
Karl: Well...
Damien: I'll take it from here. She was. She was fine- In fact, you know when you see someone so fine they make you ugly? You make faces when you see them? THAT'S how fine she was!
Damien: I was sitting at the bar alone ordering a drink when...
(In his retelling, Damien sits at the bar...)
Damien: I'll have a long island...
Voice: Make it two.
Damien looks over to his left. Standing beside him. Is a gorgeous latin woman. Her dark eyes glide over to meet his. Her full pouty lips turned up just slightly at the corner hinting her intentions upon seeing him.
Damien: (Telling the story.) She was gorgeous! Curves in all the right places. The lips.
Karl: ...Thick, strong thighs.
Damien: ...Her hair.
Karl: ...Ass for days!
Damien: ...That devilish smile!
Karl: ...Huge, massive, perky breasts!
Damien: She was anatomically perfect!!!
Jay: Damn... What was she?
Damien: Puerto Rican ...
Jay: OOOh, damn!
(The party)
Roxanne: Hi. You're... Damien?
Damien: ...I hope so. (Shakes head) Uh, yes. Yes, I'm Damien. That's what it says on my drivers license. What does yours say, might I ask?
Damien: (Telling the story) ... Her name was...
Roxanne: ...Roxanne.
Damien: It suits you.
Roxanne: Thanks. Mind if I sit here?
Damien: Be my guest.
Roxanne: So, your friend told me quite a bit about you.
Damien: ( Glares back at Karl) ...Did he?
Roxanne: Oh, good things. You're a scientist?
Damien: Yes... But, you wouldn't want me go into that...
Roxanne: No, no... I like that. I've never... met a scientist before... I mean, like, a real one. All the ones I hear about are those weird guys you see...
Damien: ...Curing diseases and building the foundation that the very world we live in stands on? Very weird.
(back in reality)
Jay: Smooth move nigga. Smooth move... Yeah, make her look stupid. That'll get dem panties off quick! Why did'nt I thinkuh dat?... Oh, yeah, 'cause it's fuckin stupid!
Damien: I won't compromise... for anyone. That's how I am.
Karl: Anyway...
(Back at the party)
Roxanne: I'm sorry.
Damien: Oh, it's all right. To be honest, we are a little weird sometimes.
Roxanne: Weird can be good. So, what do you do exactly?...
The party continued on as they spoke....
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I have to say, I kind of agree with Ray in the end===Smooth move Damien! But I will wait to see what happened later. Damien is very smart, afterall. Even if he's not desparately seeking handouts.
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excellent pencil work ...love the story. insta-fave on the sexy Puerto Rican here! this post had me thinking of my Angel Iri Linda and her foxy French best friend jeanette Fabre. hope I didnt take the pose you posted here to close on my pose of Jeanie ( Just for You - wip ) just loved the post you had here 
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Wow! Thanks! I was afraid the negative criticisms of others might taint the opinion of further viewers. I'm glad I was wrong and you do like it!
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most definitely
I read your comments here and they seem possitive toward the pic. I think its excellent. one of my exs is Puerto Rican, she had a friend that looked similar to your char here. sometimes I couldnt get my eyes off of her and would get slapped for it
little doodle of my 2nd ex ( Somethings Missing - wip ) shes a really different look then your char, but thats the beauty of the world ...all different shapes, sizes, and colors
happy holidays!
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My mans Damien.
Being put on to the ladies by Karl. Smh!
Also no offense but I think you might need a slight redesign on Roxannes face/head shape.
Something about this design makes me think of a dude with a womans body. Ewwww 
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I've made alterations to the pic and re-posted.
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Yeah, thanks..."EWWWWW" Now everyone who sees this and isn't thinking that, will. I'd prefer a private message on matters of art design being that I can't erase your message. I'd prefer not to anyway.
However, your comments and questions are always very welcome! Keep 'em coming. Thank you.
Yeah, her head is a little off by the way. I noticed that too. I'll adjust when I get the time.
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