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Published: 2016-01-23 14:07:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 395; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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Sons of Odin, Hodr and Baldr.Hodr: I didn't know what hairstyle to draw for him so I just slapped a hat and a coat on him. He's in a relationship with Hel but she doesn't want to marry him because she is certain that Loki would cock it all up (and she's completely right). He's a really cool guy, if a bit gloomy at times.
Baldr: The Ultimate douchebag. That "hairstyle"... Let's just say that I despise it and leave it at that. I also gave him that black-and-white rag with stupid shapes (which I don't give a shit about and therefore drew just the normal rectangles) and a male V-neck. Oh, for Odin's sake, male V-neck...
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your hatred for Baldr is delicious 
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Well, I don't really fancy gods of beauty, being far below average myself
But Hod is awesome. There is one version of the myth where Hod was just a normal human with working eyes, but Baldr nicked his girlfriend
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i'm sure you're being harsh on yourself but point taken
yeah itsΒ a very obscure version but is interesting ^^ though I don't see how yourΒ Baldr could steal Hel from Hod
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If I ever get to post a photo of myself, you'll see that I'm not being too harsh on myself
It wasn't Hel, it was some random woman
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I don't believe you
yeah
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I actually read about Hodr and in one version, he is in love with Hel, which automatically makes me like him more
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It is a nice idea, I read one thing were a King who died in his sleep then became her boyfriend but I was never sure about that one XD
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Well just because she is a half-skeleton woman who rules the dead doesn't mean she can't be in love with someone
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Hehe true, but that one is one of the ones more about the king than the god and am pretty skeptical with all the king ones ^^
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Yeah, that is kinda suspicious
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heres a lot where it seemes like the king's decendents just made stuff up to make their granddad sound cool or important. I think th king that supposedly started dating Hel was called Digvi.
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Common practice among most polytheist societies. "My granddad shagged this or that goddess!"
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