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Published: 2012-03-16 16:53:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 8109; Favourites: 148; Downloads: 26
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Another pony demotivational, because apparently, this is what I do now. The fridge logic of a unicorn calling something scientifically impossible struck me as funny, even though it makes sense in the context of the series. Probably not the funniest caption I could have went with, but it's the best I've come up with.Related content
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"Not Scientifically possible," says the magic using unicorn...
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''Science'' said the multi-colored talking magic unicorn '-'
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It used to be considered scientifically impossible to teach women to read!
It used to be considered scientifically impossible to go into outer space!
Shall I go on!
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In this world talking unicorn sorceress's are the norm?
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I simply foresaw a funny causality loop when i saw this episode.
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Im the only one whoe thought about Solid Snake by seeing twilight like this?
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Your not alone. When I first saw Future Twilight I instantly thought of Solid Snake.
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My little pony, has just to manny references.
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So THAT'S who I was thinking about. NO you are not
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My little pony, has just to manny references.
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There's a fundamental difference here. Science is a methodology of examination and study by which the world is analyzed and expressed in terms which are as universal as possible. Magic is an application, that is, it is to science what engineering is to physics. I think magic, according to Twilight, works with, rather than around, the laws of physics.
She's just being faced with something she hasn't yet learned, and is in that scholarly "WTF" moment.
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I'm getting flashbacks to a certain scene with a box with a unicorn on top for some reason...
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True...although in that episode Pinkie was saying "it just happens" while Twilight, a scholar who learned the mechanisms of magic and the physics thereof, saw magic as an application with rules. There are natural laws governing magic...I guess Twilight went nuts because she was at the tipping point between "stodgy fossilized professor" and "true scientist." I guess the existence of Pinkie's clairvoyance helped put her on the better path. Starswirl would be proud.
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Good points all around.
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Said the PURPLE talking unicorn with a Purple mane
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Here's how; Crazy ass bullshit logic that allows a Terminator to get on meth and go to the fucking Pony world.
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Pony science is different from human science is my guess.
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Sometimes I wonder what kind of physical laws they actually have in Equestria, especially considering that the weather, water cycle, seasons, even day and night need someone to actually work on them from behind the scenes. Well, except in the Everfree.
There's also the mythical creatures out there, like Dragons who eat crystals, can survive in molten lava but still get burned by a phoenix's fire, and have lifespans of hundreds of years. Which also must mean Phoenixes must be ridiculously hot.
Maybe I'm just overthinking this, but you know, if there's someone who is both a scientist and magician there, I wanna know these things.
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I think that phoenixes have special magics in their flame that dragons might be vulnerable to. (Please note that I am neither a scientist nor a magician.)
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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According to these chain letters, I've been dead for years. Yeah, stop posting crap.
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I don't think you will get into a metal hospital for killing your parents. Prison, maybe. And how could a ten year old kill her parents? She's ten.
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SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
I AM DONE WITH CHAIN LETTERS, EITHER COMMENT OR GTFO!
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Every time the doomsday conspiracy theorist who uses telekinesis and teleporting to accomplish day to day tasks whines about science, i just want to peel the writers skin off and make it into a fancy hat.
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I assume it's me your talking too, and while you are right she might as well be. I mean, her name is euphemism for god so take it or leave it.
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She might as well be kinda got defeated by the fact that she doesn't know everything, isn't all powerful, and acts like how any ruler of a country would act. Not exactly the standard definitions of a god. Then again, we need to define what a god is before we make assumptions about said god. Or any gods for that matter!
If we're going by the polytheistic standards of past pantheons, yeah, perhaps she could fit that definition. But the current monotheistic archetype just doesn't fit. And not just because Celestia is female. There have been plenty of goddesses (which is most likely the term you should have used, a goddess). But you are trying to use euphemisms. By that right, so is Zeus, Apollo and Anthony. If we are working in the realm of euphemisms, then we are working in a timy-wimy area where anything is storta like something else. But not exactly.
It's fun being an Argumentative Agnostic-Atheist, Don'tchaknow. Oh Hey! I'm Triple A!
Also, you're missing a comma between "right" and "she". ^.^ Twilight Sparkle disapproves of that!
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Lauren Faust is the god, Celestia is the ruler.
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Congrats on finding a year old argument that I totally forgot about. And I would not call Lauren a god.
I would call her Awesome however.
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Well I do agree with you on this one. Some bronies actually worship her.
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*boops your nose* D'awww, that's cute. You're making an equivocation fallacy!
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Fail reference is fail. ^.^
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The irony of this is the skeptic of the Mane 6 is the magic welding student of God.
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