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StressedJenny β Obligatory Twilight bash.
Published: 2010-10-26 12:29:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 91734; Favourites: 3772; Downloads: 0
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(Oh god just realised this is my 500th deviation. Benchmark!)All I can say is Thank goodness I was brough up in a generation where Gary Oldman was portraying Vampire awesomness. Todays Vampires seriously suck with that terrible pun intended.
Ed from Twilight, nothing but a whiney little deer sucking bitch. What happened!?
I'll lay it out for you Ed.
Vampires that relish and use their powers > Whiney, pussy goodey two shoes Vampires.
Just my opinion. XD
Anyway, I kinda wanted to do a Vampire evolution pic, all the way from Nosferatu all the way to present day Vampire portrayals, but there are so many versions of movie vampires I got bored and gave up, so I decided to do a quicky pic of how other Vamps may react to Ed at a Vampire union meeting or something. XD I don't think they'd take him too seriously.
Please excuse the terrible colouring, I didn't have long to do this.
Oh and I have read Twilight. I enjoyed reading it, and then I though about what I was reading and found it all very silly and amusing. I got to hand it to Stephanie Mayer, she the only person who has made me physically want to vomit while reading that book. And I don't mean that in an exaggerated way, One chapter really made me feel ill while reading. Thanks for that.
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Bela Lugosi gives the "L" sign for LOSER!!
Christopher Lee rolls his eyes. "That kid is so lame, Hamilton Camp was a better vampire in 'Scooby Doo & the Relucant Werewolf'!"
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This was brilliant! Love it! Well done!Β
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Oh my god this is so great
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This is exactly what i thought after seeing twilight.
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I know this ruins the joke, but I'm assuming this gathering takes place indoors, not to mention at night. Considering Edward only sparkles in sunlight, he wouldn't sparkle in this situation. Besides, why should Dracula and the others ridicule Edward? Aside from the fact that he goes against his own nature and drinks animal blood, Edward can go out into sunlight without being vaporized, unlike them. Also, just like Aro, Dracula and his fellow classic vamps would never understand the values Edward inherited from Carlisle. I'm pushing it as it is, so I'll stop.
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Yes!Β Oh I got such a good laugh out of this.
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You don't like your coloring. I think its just the right one for this kind of drawing. Its simple and effective and it does not distract you from the real important part of this piece that is the ridiculing of Edward. I loved the way you portrayed Count Orlock, it kindda wacky. It shows me what would have happened if Mel Brooks had made a parody on Nosferatu and had cast Marty Feldman on the role of the Count. Love your style.
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count chocola is more of a vampire than friggin edward cullen...
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Oh, Count Orloc.
Will you ever not be the best vampire?
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after laughing way too loud, I took a second look and realized, that they are pretty much freaks too ... O_o
I mean, Nosferatu looks like a grandpa with Alzheimer, Dracula seriously is a snob that misses his reflection and Dracula ... his hairdo needs more time than mine.
Right?
Anyway - well done, really, especially for a "quick job".
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Yes I luv you. ^0^
... -.- not in zee creepy way...
I too have read the books... X.x my Nona bought them for me. not just one ether... all. Of. Them. @.@
I rembered i stared at the page for like a half hour when it said he sparkled. I was traumatized.TT.TT
Such a un snazzy book...-.-
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The only reason he gets invited is that they need a disco ball...
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they should hang him up, though ...
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Haha! ^.^ that's what I was gonna say! >0<
So happy to find another who agrees
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nothing wrong w/ venison XD but then again i'm not a vampire
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I LOVE THIS <333333333333333333 :3 he he
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVING IT 
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I don't suppose I'd be better off reading Scrotie McBoogerballs than the book that nauseated you?
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Bela and Brad are good too, Tom is almost as bad as Twitlit.
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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Haha, Nosferatu is chillin' with Dracula. Awesome.
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ROFL Nosferatu looks like he's slow XD
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This is amazing! I totally agree with you here.
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Orlock: What a freak
That made me totally LOL!!
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edward is a vampire in name only
in reality, he's a fairy
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... Lol, I love how you've high-lighted Drac's eyes XD Ref to the film?
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