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Stregian — Dress the Roach
Published: 2008-05-23 14:19:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 1290; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 27
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-smirk- Got kinda bored at work.Anyway, ever see those cute little dress up doll thingies? It's always a little girl or a kitten or something. It is time for something different! Why not a cockroach?!
Also, I don't like roaches and I know I am not the only one. But this may hope you overcome your fears as you cut out your own pet roach and dress it up in cute clothes. Put him on your desk or your friends' chair. It should, at least, earn a nervous laugh. XD
XD Forgive me for the silliness, people. I just wanted to do somethign fun.
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I admit I like the tux. Nothing impresses like a dressed up roach.
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lol, so creative!!
Only you would think of this idea!! ^_^
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It started with 'Adorable Scorpion' but my friend said 'Cute Lobster!' So back to the drawing board! XD Thankies!
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lol, you're welcome.
Both sounds like a good idea.
Ohh, and 'sexy fishes' sounds nice too!!! lol!!!
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Yes, but his little stingy tail would be hard to incorporate...though it would be cute to decorate.
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Hey you should make a flash game where we can play! I'd download it.
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I don't know how to make one. I use to own Flash but I never learned it. Slacker!
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Slacker, indeed!
How can I dress up Leroy in all his digital glory now!?
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-hands you tape and scissors-
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Look, Missy, it could have been glue and a razor!!
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Well...okay ._. *takes tape and scissors*
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-takes the glue and glues Leroy to you- He's giving you a hug.
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No....but you can lick it if you like or cuddle it.
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Aww damn, spoil all my fun.
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Cuddling him IS fun. Go on, give it a try! -holds out wiggling insect to you-
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Ewwww get it away from me D8>
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-chases you around with it- But he likes you!!!
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D8> *runs around in circles*
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XD He thinks you're funny! -roach gives you a kiss on the cheek-
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*mortified / flees the room flailing arms* AHHHHHHHHH
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XD Adopt one! I have thousands. LOL
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this is hilarious, and rather odd, but still hilarious none the less... STEP ON IT STEP ON IT!!!
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-holds up roach dressed as a baby- Would you really kill THIS?!
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uhhh.... *pulls out can of raid* YEAH! *sprays the sucker*
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Yes... a baby roach. What shall we tell his mother and his 1500 siblings?!
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To go to hell I believe. That would be an answer that could suffice that and BURN YOU CRAZY ASS SUCKERS BURN!!!!
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O____________O Remind me not to let your sign the 'In Sympathy' card to the parents.
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Sure thing... I\'d spritz it with a perfume called ode de RAID!
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Aw, that's nice....O_O...............>_<.......HEY!
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*laughes* what, I'm sure they'll LOVE the smell *grins sadisticlly*
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Omigawd you are totally bent XD *wheezing* I can't stop laughing, you suck! I mighta made it if not for the pointy diaper with the safety pin. Omigawd....I actually mentally "put" it on the cockroach butt. It fit perfectly XD
In my old house in Southern Cali we had roaches, no matter how clean you kept the place you'd see them skittering everywhere. I used to spend half my day stomping these little crapazoids. You are a true genius for making a cockaroach cute 8D
Also, you are overpaid at work 8P Do they need someone to write yaoi smut on company time? I am prepared to relocate!
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I actually cut it out. I was that bored. I dressed him in the diaper, cowboy hat, funny glasses, and diaper. XD
HEY! For my professional field, I am underpaid. I just have gobs of freetime. S'not my fault. I designed a t-shirt Friday and it took me 15 minutes and no revisions. By the time my boss sat back down, I was in his office handing him the layout and he just said 'Oh. That's cool. This is it.'
See! I'm efficient....and bored!!!
I've only had roaches in my house once. We got them each summer. And each summer the battle began anew. I have sword marks in my ceiling to prove it. (You think I'm kidding don't you? -eyes ceiling with marks cut into it-)
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It's cute in a rather bizarre way. I like that his name is Leroy.
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That's exactly what I was going for; cute but weirdly so. XD
Leroy Brown, baddest bug in the whole dang town!
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You totally nailed it.
Nice.
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^_^ I'm helping people get over their fears. XD Or develop new ones that cockroaches will steal your clothes.
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lol, nah out here I'm just afraid of finding them in my laundry.
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Yup....cause they also steal dirty socks. Look out!
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