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MUFFIN AMBASSADOR ASSASINATED!!
by Sweet Cornelia

A shocking event occured just this morning at the crack of dawn. During his overnight stay at the Taco Palace in Taco Kingdom, the Muffin Ambassador from the Muffin Tribe was killed by the Taco King himself in the Sour Cream Stadium. The exact cause of death was being kicked into the infamous pit of dip-- a long, dark pit in the ground that leads to a bed of spoiled Sour Cream (spoiled enough to kill even the most delicious of foods!)-- a most horendus way to go! There were few witnesses to the event and only one picture was taken to capture this horrific event. What could cause the usually peaceful and gentle Taco King to do something so brutal, so cruel?

According to passerby, Mika Burrito, the Taco King had recently read in article by the famed Journalist, Jack Apple (well known for his 'Juicy Gossip' section of the New Apple Core Times) that allegedly claims that the Muffin Abassador wished death to the Taco King-- a crime punishable by death. Incidently, the Cupcake Ambassador was also present, but denies having anything to do with the horrible event.

"I didn't see it coming at all!" A shaken Cupcake Ambassador recounts, " He told us he wanted to show us the stadium... said it was a sight we must see before we left for home. Then he just pulled a 360, turned on the Muffin Ambassador and kicked him into the pit! It was the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life! I thought he was going to kill me too!"

The Cupcake Ambassador goes on to add, "We Cupcakes had nothing to do with this and fully intend that our temporary truce with the Muffin Tribe is still in effect. In any case, the Muffins may already end up with thier hands more than full if they declare war on the Taco Kingdom. Next to the Bread Dynasty, they have the most powerful army in all the Baked Goods ailse! Anyway, I'm going home immediatley. I don't want to give the Taco King a chance to get me too!"

Muffin outcry at this attack can be heard all across the world, they are crying for revenge... but will the Muffin Chief give in? Will he wage a suicidal war against the Tacos? Or will he just let the Taco King get away with murder (literally!)? Only time will tell.

As the sun sets on the Taco Kingdom, the king had only one thing to say to reporters:

"Get baked!"

Powerful words from a powerful leader... and the sun goes down on Taco Kingdom.

Next Articles:
3. There Will Be Blood- [link]
4. A Most Delicious War - [link]

Description
Previous Articles:
1. Truce- [link]

MUFFIN AMBASSADOR ASSASINATED!!
by Sweet Cornelia

A shocking event occured just this morning at the crack of dawn. During his overnight stay at the Taco Palace in Taco Kingdom, the Muffin Ambassador from the Muffin Tribe was killed by the Taco King himself in the Sour Cream Stadium. The exact cause of death was being kicked into the infamous pit of dip-- a long, dark pit in the ground that leads to a bed of spoiled Sour Cream (spoiled enough to kill even the most delicious of foods!)-- a most horendus way to go! There were few witnesses to the event and only one picture was taken to capture this horrific event. What could cause the usually peaceful and gentle Taco King to do something so brutal, so cruel?

According to passerby, Mika Burrito, the Taco King had recently read in article by the famed Journalist, Jack Apple (well known for his 'Juicy Gossip' section of the New Apple Core Times) that allegedly claims that the Muffin Abassador wished death to the Taco King-- a crime punishable by death. Incidently, the Cupcake Ambassador was also present, but denies having anything to do with the horrible event.

"I didn't see it coming at all!" A shaken Cupcake Ambassador recounts, " He told us he wanted to show us the stadium... said it was a sight we must see before we left for home. Then he just pulled a 360, turned on the Muffin Ambassador and kicked him into the pit! It was the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life! I thought he was going to kill me too!"

The Cupcake Ambassador goes on to add, "We Cupcakes had nothing to do with this and fully intend that our temporary truce with the Muffin Tribe is still in effect. In any case, the Muffins may already end up with thier hands more than full if they declare war on the Taco Kingdom. Next to the Bread Dynasty, they have the most powerful army in all the Baked Goods ailse! Anyway, I'm going home immediatley. I don't want to give the Taco King a chance to get me too!"

Muffin outcry at this attack can be heard all across the world, they are crying for revenge... but will the Muffin Chief give in? Will he wage a suicidal war against the Tacos? Or will he just let the Taco King get away with murder (literally!)? Only time will tell.

As the sun sets on the Taco Kingdom, the king had only one thing to say to reporters:

"Get baked!"

Powerful words from a powerful leader... and the sun goes down on Taco Kingdom.

Next Articles:
3. There Will Be Blood- [link]
4. A Most Delicious War - [link]