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Published: 2015-07-05 19:00:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 4438; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 43
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Description GlitterRock rounds out the trio of antagonists completing my DA submissions on this "Statufying Supervillain Sunday".  Here the evil electronic genius (who moonlights as 1970's Rock Star as his low-profile 'disguise'?!?) has rewired EW and DG's wrist comms with slow-motion petrification chips.  The spandex duo have opportunity to KNOW that they've been caught in GR's web, and he taunts them mercilessly in their paralyzed state, while their minds-  not yet useless and turned to marble- can comprehend and dread their ineluctible immobility.  Everybody just LOVES a good supervillain monologue, right?  GlitterRock plans to turn them both into nude backyard practical ornamentation....  sundial and birdbath.   If he places them face-to-face, perhaps their marbleized minds might still barely be able (in super slow motion?) to ogle and appreciate each others' humiliated petrified predicament?  One can but hope.
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ala33 [2016-05-27 04:45:15 +0000 UTC]

but for now take dyna girl to the garden hahaha

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staregazerrod In reply to ala33 [2016-05-27 12:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Coincidentally, I recently posted a 3-panel edit wherein a stuck-up gal ends up pedestalized in a garden with a bluejay atop her; just as Glitterock taunts DG in the caption here.

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staregazerrod [2016-04-08 12:21:16 +0000 UTC]

If this one hits 1000 views, I'm thinking I'll do another EWDG multi-frame mini comic...  perhaps featuring Stupid Guy's raybeam??

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staregazerrod [2015-07-28 18:04:19 +0000 UTC]

Sorry Dude.  It reads, "In final startled seconds of awareness, Electra Woman and Dyna Girl realized they were ensnared by Glitterrock's trademarkd '2-P' (paralysis and petrification) chips secretly integrated to their wristpack circuitry".

"Taunting the immobile but as-yet-unsolidified superheroines, the evil electronic genius showed his victims the shallow stone bowl and brass sundial each would soon be holding for quite some time to come".

"After I've removed those ridiculous costumes, your nude super-curves will grace my English garden.  I'm SO looking forward to seeing Dyna Girl turned into a marble birdbath...  a Bluejay atop that shocked face"! 

Will try to improve contrast between background and captions in the future.  -SGR

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StatuesInProcess [2015-07-28 17:38:59 +0000 UTC]

could you please change those fonts couse i hope im not only one who can not read that font

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