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Published: 2016-02-18 10:29:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 2551; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 0
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Description Because we all feel like this when playing Medic.

Me 90% of the time as Medic in CTF Valve servers:
    I'm running around as Scout, happily being ignored by everyone. I see we need a Medic so I switch classes. Now 2 Soldiers, 3 Heavys, a Sniper, and a group of people on fire are surrounding me calling Medic when half of them are at full health. A pyro comes up to me and spams his E key at me despite being at full health. I follow him out of curiosity, but he just stands there and shoot flares across the map and is no danger of anything. I leave him and pass through the intel room. The Engineer in there calls Medic. I turn to him. He's fine. He calls Medic again. I say no. Bro, you don't need me. A Scout's on fire. He runs up to me. I try to heal him. He's got 13 health left. He won't stop jumping and running around me. I can't get the medigun on him. He dies. He blames me.
    A Soldier passes by and spams E so I follow him, hoping he has a plan. He stop screaming for me as I heal him then he rocket jumps halfway across the map and spams E again because apparently I can fly over to him, I just don't believe. I heal a passing Heavy who needed some health. I heal a dying Sniper who happens to be near and the Heavy cries for me the moment the medi-beam leaves him. I focus on him and ask if he has a plan, maybe he'll take out the sentry nest on the other team. He doesn't reply, but heads in that direction. He runs into the sentries and dies before I have an uber. I make it out alive and get an uber charged up. I ask a Soldier near me if he wants to help take out those sentries. He says yes. We head over there, I uber him, he runs in the other direction and wastes it. I'm dying on the inside.
    I'm healing a Pyro, I turn around and see a spy. I say there's a Spy. The Pyro does nothing. I repeat the Spy voice line. The Pyro does nothing. I get backstabbed. I'm wondering what I'm doing with my life.
    I respawn. I walk out the room. I get murdered by a stray crocket. I respawn. A Heavy respawns next to me. His Medic senses tell him there's a Medic next to him even though I'm out of his line of sight. He cries for a Medic. I get murdered by some Demoman behind us because he didnt listen when I tried to alert him to danger behind us. I respawn. A Soldier standing in the respawn for the last 3 minutes calls for Medic. I scream and shove the Medigun up is backside because he wants it so badly. I change to Pyro and proceed to set everyone on fire in rage. I leave the server.
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Comments: 7

BattlePl1 [2016-11-14 12:12:08 +0000 UTC]

Medic in a nutshell.

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LucaTheStar [2016-08-10 12:43:34 +0000 UTC]

If many people that are about to die surround me or a burning Scout runs into a group of overhealed teammates I just use the Amputator. Simple as that!

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TailsTheFoxfan76 [2016-02-18 16:40:34 +0000 UTC]

at least im not a douche when theres a medic on our team. j only call when i need healing or when i have a plan.

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Star--Tracer In reply to TailsTheFoxfan76 [2016-02-19 04:27:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for being kind to your Medics.

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TailsTheFoxfan76 In reply to Star--Tracer [2016-02-19 15:24:10 +0000 UTC]

Then again, our übercharge into the camping sentry engineers is short lived, for as soon as the medic activates übercharge, a random player will force the medic to use it on them. I go in not knowing that, thinking im charged, but dying shortly.

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Jeremy-the-Blockhead [2016-02-18 12:44:14 +0000 UTC]

Sadly, this picture and the rant is so scary, it's actually true. That happened, at LEAST 3 or 4 times playing Medic.

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Star--Tracer In reply to Jeremy-the-Blockhead [2016-02-19 04:27:53 +0000 UTC]

Tell me about it! XD

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