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stalker-in-training — Punching Dr. Phil
Published: 2007-10-10 06:52:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 391; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 8
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I looked him up on youtube, good god he sucks more ass than a toilet seat. He think's that if he pushes hard enough he'll get the answers he wants and not the actual answers
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No, no *shakes head* I'd like to light Oprah on fire and give her rotten bananas to eat in solitary confinement... >.>
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hmmm, not a bad idea. ya know what make it better?
before being lit on fire, make her watch Barney adn Sesame Street and all those other neurotic kid shows for 60 hours straight. then you slap her senseless in the face with a mackeral and shave her head.
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Set Dr. Phil and Oprah together, make the good doctor psychoanalyze everything she says while she tries to preach about weight loss to anorexics.
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*ego swells* xP
Yeah, me too... Maybe we can blackmail someone and learn how to mind control them from a great distance..
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hehe not a bad idea...
>.>
<.<
X3
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Too fast. He needs to embrace the pain.
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Nah, I wanna kick his teeth in instead.
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You can't kick that high xP
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*Laughs* Yeah.... you aren't the only one. By the way, I love the conversation between you and Renegade-Hamster. I laughed my ass off. 
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And have him sue me for legal rights? *shudder*
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*Laughs* True. If he could ever find it on this huge site.
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*shifty eyes*
We'd never know. Better be safe than sorry. I don't want an anal hamster screaming at me >.<
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*Laughs* Very true.
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"He tried to kill me, Dr Phil!"
"... And how is that working out fer youuuuu?"
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So true!
Or
"Do you enjoy sleeping with your sister because she smells better than the rest of the female population?"
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"No, it's just more convenient if I don't have to leave the house."
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"But you live in a house with 10 balding crossdressing men!"
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"Okay, fine. It's because of the smelling better thing. You know what, Dr Phil? I'm cured."
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"Of that particular problem, yes, for now. So.. tell me about your fetish with vomit."
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"Ahhhhh crap. Do we have to? You're just vomiphobic. Be tolerant, man."
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" Actually, I used to suffer from the same obsession you do so let's talk about it and I can try to give you tips on how to get rid of your vomiting fetish and move onto bigger and brighter fetishes... like raping a frozen cactus on national TV."
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"Gee, I don't know Dr Phil. That sounds a little.... prickly. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH."
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*aims gun*
"You're either gonna let me pretend to help you until this show is over or I'm going to have to tell your parents that you tried to kill someone and accidentally shot yourself in the face."
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"Bite me, MISTER Phil!"
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"Where?"
*stares longingly at ass*
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"Didn't you hear me? I called you MISTER instead of DOCTOR. Stereotype dictates you get angry at this."
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Well I'm sorry-ee! Sheesh! I was too busy watching the girls on the backrow makeout!
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"OH MAN! Were they puking on each other? HAWT."
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"No, but the fat bastards with no hair on the second row were."
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*spontaneously combusts*
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*claps over-enthusiastically*
Bravo! Bravo! Any chance of a repeat performance?
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*Can't reply because he is spontaneously combusted*
*If he could talk, he'd say "Yeah, sure. I'll just reverse entropy!" in a really annoying, sarcastic voice. What a weaner*
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*pours lemon juice all over your 3rd degree burns*
Feel better dearie?
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OW! OW! OW!
Wait a minute. I spontaneously combusted into a million pieces. Jokes on you!
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Says the guy who combusted?
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P.S. How do you say '
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Hmm. That should be Pshaw, not winking smiley shaw.
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*takes one look at the retarded smiley and falls off chair laughing*
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Oh calamity. I'll never get over this embarassment! My internet days are over.
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That's okay, there's always the crossdresser's convention coming into a town near you.
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Which are? ...
I have different reasons too. His accent. His baldness. His FACE. His clothes.
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he's a pseudo intellectual asserting himself as being superior (and to a lesser extent, perfect)
a bit of a poohbah as well, but that excusable as its a prerequisite to be a show host
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I never understood how the HELL those people managed to agree to let themselves to psychoanalyzed by him! >.<
And sometimes, he's like," Oh, our hour's up, stay tuned..."
WTF?
Psychiatry is about HELPING others, not waiting for ONE STUPID HOUR to finish and leave them helpless until tomorrow...
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