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Are you pro Anti Vaxxer?! If you're comparing Autism to cancer, then that's just not true. But the DEMS are giving Bernie the middle finger. They have been for the last year.
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I am not compared autism to cancer, I myself have Asperger's syndrome (which manifests in the form of being introverted and not easily emphasizing with others). I apologize if I offended you, I was attempting to make an analogy. Evidently I screwed up, so I am sincerely sorry. Anyhow, the morons who call Stein ableist for her anti-vaxxer sentiments, of all things, can go work at Burger King for the rest of their lives for all I care. She's even more of a leftist than Bernie, which is saying something.
Yeah, I hear superdelegates swung things in favor of Hillary.
How you may have felt about Dems blaming third-party voters: neveryetmelted.com/wp-content/…
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Sorry, I had no idea. I'm so relieved. I'm a leftist too, so I like those two, although I dislike Anti Vaccination statements. It's Debbie's fault that Trump's president now. If she treated Bernie fairly, he would have won.
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My fault, not yours regarding the confusion.
Yes, there's a possibility Bernie could have actually won if the DNC-Damned N Corrupt-hadn't rigged things. Good to see you aren't blaming third parties like Kablob is. To quote Karen Traviss, an Englishwoman and author I admire: "Being a woman didn't stop Hillary from being elected. Being Hillary did. Voting on the basis of shared anatomical features is overrated, too." Seriously, the Hillary supporters are like Stalinists when it comes to worshipping her. To be frank, the best thing Trump can do is voluntarily be a one-term President (he's already had his ego stroked by humiliating Hillary, plus Trump may prefer his old life) but if the Dems just set stuff on fire and assault his supporters without provocation, then you bet I won't feel sorry for them if Cheeto Man cracks down on 'em. Morons deserve each other.
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Yeah, Dishonest N' Corrupt rigged it. I'm not only not blaming 3rd parties, I think that Jill's much better than Hillary.
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Yeah, Kablob of Tumblr ranted about her making money off of the recount efforts, comments regarding vaccines, having an anti-Semitic/Israeli running mate who ranted conspiracy theories, and having dinner with Putin. On the last bit, I can't see how that makes either Stein or current National Security Advisor Michael T. Flynn traitors or Russian collaborators. Yeah, so what? Obama made an agreement with Iran over their nuclear program, I'm certain me denouncing him as a pro-radical Islam traitor would've just gotten me mocked as a lunatic at best. Though he actually thinks she's "ableist" even though none of her platform could lead to that conclusion, so Kablob is probably just a delusional goose-stepper that would have been at home living in Stalinist Russia. Plus America and Russia have clashed over Syria, as a Presidential candidate and Lieutenant General, respectively, Jill and Flynn discussing things over dinner with Putin is perfectly rational, and I don't like Putin at all, so I'm not shilling for him.
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Yeah. What do you think of Israel?! I'm actually pro Israel. I'm also pro prison reform. What do you think of prison reform?!
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At the very least, smoking pot should no longer be a crime. Forget the debate about who runs prisons, just strike down the laws for marijuana possession and consumption arrests and pardon the ones who were sent to prison solely for smoking a joint and clear their records. For once the American taxpayer would get a good deal on prisons by no longer having to pay for pot smokers to be locked up. If junkies assault people, commit theft for drug money, or DUI, treat 'em like drunks who did the same crimes but on alcohol.
I'm pro-Israel. Apparently some Hamas commander blew himself up on mistake. Given how some would-be suicide bombers in Iraq blew themselves up on accident, that wouldn't be the first time something like this has happened.
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Amen. I thought that you might be pro Palestine. Glad to see that you're pro Israel.
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No, I'm not. To be frank, if the Arabs want another Arab state, then they better accept a Kurdish one. Otherwise they'll look like giant hypocrites. Why any Westerner would hate on Israel is beyond me, they're more like the West than the rest of the Middle East. Oh wait, it's because people can be very stupid.
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I don't believe in another Arab state, but I do believe in a free Kurdistan, and a free Tibet too.
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Either of those would be better than an independent "Palestine."
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Indeed. Like Darth Vader? If so: www.readcomics.tv/comic/darth-…
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What do you think about Jonathan Pollard?!
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Pardon him, it's not as if Israel would have undermined America with that intel.
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If you're not being sarcastic, then I absolutely agree with you. Pollard was promised ten years or less. He got life instead. He was falsely accused of treason. He should be allowed to go to Israel.
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Yeah, and they only indicted him with passing on secrets to an American ally. Israel using the secrets to undermine American interests would be stupid since pissing us off like that would be shooting themselves in the foot. At worst Pollard should have been demoted and reassigned to some deadend post where he wouldn't have had access to secrets or fired if they wanted to avoid setting a dangerous precedent.
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He should have gotten two to four years like the average for that crime. They also broke the plea bargain. They also are preventing him from observing his religion. It isn't fair.
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Wait, they actually kept him from exercising his religious beliefs? If so, what a bunch of [[EXPLETIVE DELETED]].
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He wears an ankle bracelet, and he can't go to synagogue because the charge runs out faster. It also lasts twenty four hours, so that means he has to charge it during part of Shabbat. Amen to your insult. I hate them too
Did you know that Weinberger broke the plea bargain?! So did Joseph DiGenova, which is one of the reasons why I don't believe in Benghazi. Why should I believe him?!
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...aren't prisons supposed to have chaplains and the like? From what I can guess, given how even the guys at ADX Florence can get TVs (albeit black-and-white ones, but still) for good behavior, and possibly even phone calls, if Pollard really is getting the short end of the stick, it's not to save money or for security reasons or something, but to screw with him.
Wait, Weinberger? Never heard of him/her.
I just checked the distance between Benghazi and Tripoli-apparently it's an 11 and a half-hour flight according to Google Maps, plus as an Ambassador Chris Stevens, if he had any involvement in CIA activities, should have been at a safe location like the Embassy. I actually felt like 13 Hours did a good job depicting the events. Despite being directed by Michael Bay, I'd have never guessed he had any involvement judging by the film itself, I mean it. Fittingly, 13 Hours is actually a pretty sobering tale given Bay's reputation.
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He's on parole, and yes, he is getting the end of the stick. Sadly, it's to screw with him. They're doing this deliberately. Did you know that Madoff was in the same prison with him. Imagine the righteous Pollard sharing a cell with that scumbag.
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Wouldn't they be incarcerated in separate cells? I imagine a guy like Pollard would be kept isolated from other inmates.
But yeah, if I had to choose to save Madoff or Pollard, I don't hate Wall Street like you do, but Madoff screwed over his clients for personal gain through fraud while Pollard leaked government intel to Israel and you can argue he did it for the benefit of the world.
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Well, they shouldn't even be breathing the same air anyway. Poor Pollard. They abuse him.
Did you know that the prosecution broke the plea bargain?!
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I think I heard about the plea bargain breaking. Even if they were looking to make an example of Pollard, it definitely looks petty.
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It also looks horrible, which it is.
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Yeah. Four people-Pollard, Snowden, Petraeus, Hillary-all commit felonies related to information. One gets a life sentence, one is wanted by the law, one is on probation, and one is practically worshipped.
Also, Kablob of Tumblr is an idiot if he/she thinks Michael Flynn is going to be sent to prison. The six Baltimore cops involved in the death of Freddie Gray-half of whom are black, BTW, one being a woman and the second highest-ranking officer of the six-haven't been convicted, and there was a corpse produced. Regardless of what one thinks of Flynn-personally, I don't know too much about the former Lieutenant General, though how he flip-flopped on the issue of abortion is a bit of an eyebrow raiser if nothing else-if this is what happens to nobody cops, then a former Army officer should have no problem walking away a free man.
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Amen. I wish that everyone who committed crimes got the sentence that they deserve. Speaking of Pollard, did you know that a year before his trial (1987), the prison guards lied to him by telling him that he was going home to Israel. When he told them that they passed the exit to the Airport, they laughed at him. How cruel is that?!
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*sigh* Why will I not be surprised if that turns out to be true? Also, even if Netanyahu's a bit of a hardass, let's be honest-ever hear of Operation Meetinghouse, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Dresden? Trust me, we Westerners probably have killed a lot more noncombatants in one year than Israel has in its existence. In all honesty, even if they were trying to wipe out the "Palestinians"-which they aren't, given how they haven't just MOABed Gaza-no one would really care or intervene. Chechens were slaughtered by the Russians yet Russia has been chugging along this fine all things considered. Look at how the UN handled Rwanda, a nation armed with farm tools and a Third World army at best. The IDF would wipe the floor with the UN.
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Amen, but what do you think about the prank that I just told you about. Don't you think that it's cruel?! False hope is cruel, right?
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Yeah, that sounds pointlessly cruel to me, especially if there was nothing to be gained out of it.
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Yeah, they just did it for fun.
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If that's true, then may they receive a thirty-minute stay in hell. A literal half-hour of hell actually works for petty bullies and bastards.
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But what will happen after that?! What if they acted the same way or worse to OTHER prisoners?! I heard that J. Pollard actually forgave his tormentors. How does he do that?! He must be almost a saint. God must be testing him. Speaking of religion, I am Jewish. What religion are you. Speaking of Jews, did you know that Pollard is Jewish too?! I'm not comparing myself to that man of course, I'm not good enough.
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I'm a non-denomination Christian. I think I figured out you were Jewish (this could've been someone else, though, rather than you, so if you didn't make the comments, apologies for my mistake) when you actually made somewhat positive comments about the Merchant of Venice on Deviantart.
Given how Pollard probably knew his actions would land him in hot water, plus him willingly leaking classified info for Israel's benefit, he may be a saint like you suggest and/or simply forgave his bullies (I admit that I don't think of this one jerk who tormented me back in the 5th grade on Halloween all the time, but I still haven't forgiven him and even spent high school keeping a plastic knife at lunch just to deal with him or anyone else if I ever got bothered). Too bad Obama didn't pardon him and instead commuted some Puerto Rican terrorist, because apparently if you belong to a literal commie terrorist group that claims responsibility for bombing a tavern (what a bunch of cowards considering how it wasn't even a suicide attack like what happens all too frequently in the Middle East) you can get your sentence commuted but if you leak intel to a friendly state that has no reason to risk American lives arbitrarily you don't get anything. Hell, Bradley/Chelsea Manning got commuted as well!
Also, to quote Ben Shapiro, a Jewish commentator I like: "Please don't punch Richard Spencer in the face, guys. He punched himself in the face with that Nazi salute just fine." My take as a guy who's half-Vietnamese by blood-monitor the racial supremacists, white, black, brown, or blue, or at least their paramilitary/terrorist elements, arrest and prosecute them for whatever crimes they commit, but otherwise ignore the bastards. In a modern society groups like them should be irrelevant if they exist, don't give them the attention they want.
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I did make those comments. Shylock is my favorite character because he got screwed. Cool about veing Christian. Yeah, I think's he's a saint. I actually believe that Chelsea deserved a communion, but the terrorists and Marc Rich did not. Pollard should also be free. What do you think about the Merchant of Venice?!
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I never have read or watched the Merchant of Venice. The only Shakespeare I've read was Romeo and Juliet.
Hadn't heard of Marc Rich until today.
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Not too interested in Shakespeare, but thank you for the recommendation. I may not have the time, but still, thank you. BTW, there's a bunch of Shakespearean literature offered on iTunes via iBooks for free.
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About Pollard again, why did Israel tell him to commit suicide? HOW is he still devoted to that country?!
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Maybe they didn't want him to leak secrets out of despair or resentment, I don't know. The Middle East is a dangerous place and it wouldn't surprise me if the more amoral Israelis get recruited by Mossad. I'm not saying that it makes it right, it's just an explanation. Apparently their legislature, the Knesset, actually considered granting Pollard a pension at one point.
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Yeah, but the penision was rejected. I'm all like REALLY?! How ungrateful is that?! Also, WHY did Israel tell him to commit suicide?! Poor Pollard.
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Such is the life of a spy-it's not cocktails and women with low-cut dresses, it's a hard, hard life, more so if you get caught. Unfortunately for Mr. Pollard, running to Russia like Snowden did wouldn't have worked given how the USSR still existed at the time.
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I know that, but I have never heard of any other case where the nation that you spied for, and for ideological reasons as well, told the spy to COMMIT SUICIDE. Did you know that the U.S spied on Israel too?! Did you know that Joseph DiGenova said that he hoped that the interviews that they allowed would be the rope that he'd hang himself with, AKA they only gave permission for the interviews to have a convenient excuse to break the plea agreement?! Pollard has shown more than enough remorse. How long have you been pro Pollard. I've been pro Pollard for almost 2 years. Did you know that Pollard had to sue for citizenship?! He had to sue for even the most minimal of benefits while Tannebalm, who did NOT help Israel got help from the Israeli Government. Did you know that Shimon Peres basically preferred a medal to Pollard's release? It was the medal of freedom, but still.
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It isn't surprising to me at all that American allies and enemies alike are spied on.
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Can you answer the other questions. Please.
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I didn't know about most of the other stuff, apparently. I'm not too informed on Mr. Pollard, sorry about that.
BTW, if you can talk to your rabbi, you might wanna get him (or her) to pray for Venezuela. I heard last year some citizens resorted to butchering zoo animals for food.
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1. What do you think about that?!
2. Sadly, I'm a Reform Jew, and I don't even go to synagogue. I'm planning to be more religious when I grow up.
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1. It makes me grateful to live here, and I hope that Maduro and his cronies lose control so Venezuelans don't have to put up with their nonsense anymore. They may not be on the same level as Castro, but they're still responsible for the mess their country is in, and as such should be called to account by the electorate-assuming the voting machines aren't rigged.
2. Oh.
Have a good one.
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