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I painted this on cardboard paper.It was cheap, Fast, and fun to do
And tell me what do you think of a man who
is always watching you 24/7? What about if
he extorts you every year for all you're cookies?
And to top it off you cant say "Fuck" all year!
Sorry I just had a paranoid childhood, and some
Fucker in a bright red suit sneaking in my house
late at night did not help it
Merry "Fucking" Christmas
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hahahahah christmas is slowly becoming the spookiest of holidays.
Well in my warped mind atleast...Serious the concept of Santa always
terrified me...He is nothing more than a home invader with a child fetish ....lol
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I know what you mean..
I personally allways thought that it seemed
like santa enjoys having children on hes knee
just a littlebit to much.
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Definately, I remember my parents wanted me
to sit on his lap and take a pic... I was
so little but I remember the scene I made
not wanting to sit on him. Luckily I never
did ride on santas jolly ol knee!!!
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Yes it was a defining moment in my life
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terrible things happen on christmas, i've always hated it. this picture makes me smile, thankyou paul
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Yeah ever since I got chickenpox when I was six
on christmas eve I always had issues
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Now this is the kind of santa these kids need to see. Talk about scaring them good.
This rocks by the way. He is creepy, bloody and oh so yummy. Just they way I like them.
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Thank you
listen more often if they knew he was watching
I think if I have kids ever I am going to hang
this up in there room and tell them he is always
watching
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lol sounds good to me. I should purchase it from you and do the same But my kids would never leave me alone. They saw the commercial for Bloody Mary and that was all they needed. Now my daughter wont go to the bathroom alone. She is so afraid Bloody Mary is going to get her. I even stood in front of the mirror and said Bloody Mary 3 times to show her it wasn't real. I told her she should be more afraid of my evilness than Bloody Mary's.
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I remember bloody mary
Yeah I was an awkward child I would have given a
testicle to see a ghost or monster
horrors as a child. And I agree my mother was 10
times scarier than a hurricane let alone an imaginary
monster
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Oh me too. I have seen a few ghosts/spirits when I was a child as well as now. My daughter see's them too. I think that is why she is scared of the dark. She knows what lies in it. As she gets older she will appreciate it. She has a gift. Don't let her ever say your going to die though. She has been right 3 times now, as far as deaths.
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I never really can say I experienced
anything supernatural, I mean there were
a few instances but even those were
questionable. Not that I do not beleive
in spirits, Aliens... But I guess its just
not in my plan to know yet I guess. It
probably keeps me grounded to so maybe the
things I may have seen, my brain just cancelled it
out? Just remind me never to ask your daughter
about my demise lol!
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I live and breath the supernatural. It is so amazing to hear, read and see. I wish that I could see the things that are not able to be seen though. Something creepy and wild.
Yes, yes, don't ask her, lol. It is out of the blue when she does it though.
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Hey Paul this Santa Claus is really pissed off
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Thanks
Because Santa might be watching
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ah ah great
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Well usually I am a good boy all year,
so he tends to not bother me
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Hi dear Paul, excuse the delay in response, Happy 2009! And since you're a good boy I give you a special hug!
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Hello dear Sara
We all have busy lives 
because you're a good girl!!!
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ahaah thank you so much you're adorable!
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Yeah
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LOL, well look at it this way, next hiliday is
eater so we could have another party with more
sweets then!!!
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ahaha ok!especially with lots of chocolate!
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lmao at you comment.the painting freaks me out now..
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LOL, I see my paranoia is contageous
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Looks like an evil clown verion of Santa. You know how people feel about clowns... Very scary 
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Yeah I know, almost everyone I know hates clowns
Thats why I have to keep drawing it for them
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heheh , this really puts me int he festive spirit XD
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LOL, Just make sure you leave him cookies.
I heard he gets really upset if he doesnt
have his sugar fix
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lol i've always had a phobia of santa , just because the thought of an old man watching me at every minute of the day and night is rather fucked , and knowing whether or not you're told you parents to fuck off at some point is crazy , no one should know ones personal business lol
do you know that Coca-Cola came up with the design of santa as a marketing ploy , it think thats probably the scariest part of it all lol , we wait for coca-cola to bring us presents every year XD
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Same here, Im telling you I was like the only kid in my family
who was creeped out by him. LOL its true, everything as we get older
just seems to be a marketing ploy. Im just shocked it was not
the Philip Morris company that thought of him first
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lol he reeally is a creepy man , i believe he's actually a child molester
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lol That would explain his unhealthy interest with
spying on little children
he actualy did come down my chimney when I was
a child it would have been instant cardiac arrest.
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hahah , i couldnt agree more , lol
if he really came down our chimney i probably would have attempted to set him on fire o.o
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LOL that is a funny mental image, seeing santa fall down a
chimney and catching on fire
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lol , i dont like it when guests just drop in
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Ah! Amazing, amazing work dude! Very 30 Days of night-ish! Haha.
Almost like a pedophile, crackhead, santa. I love it man!
And fuck that I say what I want. Haha!
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my little homage to saint nick who always
for some reason struck me as a pedophile!
Well if saying fuck makes him skip my house
FUCK, FUCK...
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Lmao. I never believed that shit. Dad always wanted to tell me the truth (he was raised on truth) and Mom still writes from santa, on my boxes and says if I don't believe in him I won't get presents, like he's Jesus or something lol.
And it fits him perfectly lol.
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Yeah my mom still has a santa thing as well lol.
And yeah this day and age santa seems to be the
new Jesus, I mean just look how marketable the
jolly ol bastard is
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Exactly, but you still got the good old Don't say xmas your x-ing out christ people to smack the santa followers. Then it's just a good old battle royale once you add the Hannah Montana kids haha.
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