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Published: 2012-03-31 03:24:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 50596; Favourites: 775; Downloads: 241
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OH BUHGOD!I would've been done with this AGES ago, if it wasn't for Garrus deciding to make a spontaneous appearance and those shitty, dumb, dumb backgrounds. Drawing armor drains my very sooooul.
I'm not sure if anybody else will even understand what's going on here.
I didn't know how to make Shepard back off in a more refreshing way but thankfully my little cuz came up with the idea to just make him jump off a really high building. And that was exactly the exaggeration I needed, just in a slightly less dramatic way. If that makes any kind of sense.
So anyway, here's part one of the Sexually Reluctant Shepard series:
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Love how Shepard moves in these comics. So unnatural... adds to the humor.
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If Miranda came onto me, I'd throw myself off a ledge, too.
Did I say that out loud?
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That was Ashley, probably from Mass Effect 3.
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PLEASE make one of these for every romance! The world NEEEDS more Sexually Reluctant Shepard!
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Add a Sexually Reluctant Hawke in BioWare somewhere, and the possibilities are limitless.
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I like that Garrus' natural response to seeing someone fall off a balcony is to aim and take fire.
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Dude I think Shepard died after being shot by Garrus here which means now it is up to Garrus to deal with the Star child at the end of ME3.
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In third panel he's all like 'Fuck it, I'm out. Sheploo away!'
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"Oh god, oh god, eewweewww."
"Okay Shepard, you've been in worse situations. Just...back away slo-F*CK! There's no floor there."
".....But there's no other option."
"Worth iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......t."
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It's hilarious to think that just about every chick wants to do the hubba hubba with him.
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Especially if we call it "the hubba hubba."
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Horizontal monster mash, getting jiggy, whatever.
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All good.
Shepard's on a mission of discovery. Captain Kirk style.
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miaow splat miaow splat miaow splat
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:/
You've lost me.
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Ditto.
Bring me a straight razor and a mirror. I intend to scalp myself immediately.
I am being dramatic. I have no intention of doing anything.
You're a microwaved delicacy once I'm done with you.
I wonder what eel milk tastes like.
No no no no no no.
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Either I'm hallucinating or you're losing coherency
Either way, one of us needs sleep.
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Hm, guess it's me then. Toodles.
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Epic Garrus Vakarian will always be Epic, no matter what!
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Lol. Fucking backwards slither. I died laughing.
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Just...PfffmmmmmggghhmmmmmmmmHAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAA............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And then the universe was blown up by Reapers, all thanks to Ashley. "
"That's a terrible story, Grandpa."
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I like how Garrus sees something falling and immediately whips out his pistol to shoot it. He takes everything as a challenge. XD
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I did the same move when Miranda was hitting on me in ME2...
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xD Oh god, it looks like he's trying to imitate a dolphin! Even without the bullet wound, that fall wasn't going to end well.
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LOL I so so so so love this. first time I played I was such a weirdo because I kept acting like an ass to anyone who I wasn't sure was flirting with me in the game... uhhh.. Can't you see I'm here to save the galaxy? Leave me the f*** alone!!.. so yeah, I totally loved this.
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This comic, along with the Liara one, sums up how I felt during ME1 (even though these are ME2 related). Dammit Ashley and Liara, I just want to hook up with Tali in ME2, leave me alone.
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I love it for one reason: slowly leaning back, until...
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Shepard: =_= I-Im getting tired about fangirls....
Me: >_>; Now you understand fictional characters, right?
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id like to see you escape tali's advances!
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'Hah! Id like to see anyone else shoot a rapidly falling target at this amount of precision..." LOL!
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This is as good as the other one 
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I will try if I get my motivation back.
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Hahah, Oh Garrus, Oh . . . And this comic. No words. Smooth escape, Shep !
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Very smooth, so smooth, he had to get medical treatment after C:
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