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Fact! Lincoln freed the slaves!

Fact! Lincoln did indeed fight not only Big Foot but also the Lock Ness monster (pictured here)

Fact! Lincoln has no problem what so ever coming to your house, bitch smacking your grandma and then immediately taking your sister out to dinner and making her pay!

Fact! Lincoln had a huge honkin mole on his upper lip that was not actually a mole
but a surrogate Siamese alien twin that aided him in both battle and politics!

Seriously people, I can not express how much you should not fuck with Abraham friggin Lincoln. He's a one man wrecking crew in a top hat, he'll burn your shit down and then rescue a van full of orphans from an alligator and then just feed the orphans to the alligator cause he like alligators more than orphans! And then if hes got time, he'll skin the alligator and make it into bad ass boots and on the tag in the boots it'll read "hand made and fed only the finest orphan meat alligator boots" cause whose got boots like that? Oh what? who?! That's right Lincoln....

Many people were oblivious to the fact that Lincoln could easily follow his opponent
into the air and proceed to unleash uber air rave combos of over 64 hits or more.

No one rocks the top hat and "stache-less" beard like Lincoln!

NOBODY!!!!!

-soup

ps-I've been sick for the last week, this drawing is the result of a non-stop benedril and robotusin binge.....

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Fact! Lincoln freed the slaves!

Fact! Lincoln did indeed fight not only Big Foot but also the Lock Ness monster (pictured here)

Fact! Lincoln has no problem what so ever coming to your house, bitch smacking your grandma and then immediately taking your sister out to dinner and making her pay!

Fact! Lincoln had a huge honkin mole on his upper lip that was not actually a mole
but a surrogate Siamese alien twin that aided him in both battle and politics!

Seriously people, I can not express how much you should not fuck with Abraham friggin Lincoln. He's a one man wrecking crew in a top hat, he'll burn your shit down and then rescue a van full of orphans from an alligator and then just feed the orphans to the alligator cause he like alligators more than orphans! And then if hes got time, he'll skin the alligator and make it into bad ass boots and on the tag in the boots it'll read "hand made and fed only the finest orphan meat alligator boots" cause whose got boots like that? Oh what? who?! That's right Lincoln....

Many people were oblivious to the fact that Lincoln could easily follow his opponent
into the air and proceed to unleash uber air rave combos of over 64 hits or more.

No one rocks the top hat and "stache-less" beard like Lincoln!

NOBODY!!!!!

-soup

ps-I've been sick for the last week, this drawing is the result of a non-stop benedril and robotusin binge.....