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Disclaimer: don't own Durarara! Or the reader, so don't ask. All I own is this story, but since this was asked for me to do by request, does that count?
And today: you get to know what's gonna happen in the *ahem* apartment. Will there be smexy or lemon involved?
Pfffttt…Hell if I know… *ok, some…about medium on the smexy scale. But I know you guys wanted some, you dirty smexy people!!!*
enjoy the next chapter, you guys!!!

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ShizuoXReader: DON'T MESS WITH ME! PT.5

"Where else?....I'm taking you to my place!" Shizuo said, as he lead you down the street, silent the rest of the way. So here you were, going to the most dangerous man in all of Ikebukuro's place. If you didn't you that earlier you would be scared, you certainly would be now…
----
Out of all the places you could be right now, this was the very, very last place you would ever want to go to. You cursed to yourself as you mentally face-palmed yourself at the trouble you had now, gotten yourself into.

You said nothing for the rest of the way, as you were dragged all the way to the location of your so called 'hell'….

Then you started to have an idea to mess with him some more, just to see his reaction.

"Hey, how much longer?" You asked.

"Not far…" He said.

More silence comes…. As you started a game of: "are we there yet?"

"Are we there yet now?"

"No, not yet."
…..
…..
"How about now?"

"No, not yet."
…..
…..
"Are we there yet now?"
"No…"
"Are we there yet?
"No."
"Are we there yet?
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"How about now?"

"WILL YOU QUIT DOING THAT?! YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS!" Shizuo yelled at you, as you just grinned at him.

"Well, can I say one last thing?" You asked, in the sweetest tone of voice you could do.

"And what would that be?" He asked, already near his limit.

….
….
"Owned!" You said, as he let out a groan. Looks like this was gonna be a very, very long day….

When you finally reached the doorway, you looked around to see if there was any escape routes for you to take. There was one: a window at the end of the hallway…

Now was your chance…...

"Alright, this is where I bolt!" You said, as you got out of his grip and ran for the window….But you were grabbed by the collar of your shirt, caught once again.

"I don't think so! You're not running away!" He said, as he started to drag you back.

"Aw come on, Shizuo, let me go!" You whined outloud as you were dragged against your will. Aw, well, there will be other chances for you to try again.

He opened the door and practically threw you into his apartment, making you let out a squeal, when you landed on the floor. You tried not to let out a groan, when you got up.
You looked around and the first thing you saw was a couch, that's seemed your mind wanted to go sit on it.

So you did, with a big grin on your face.

It was really comfy and you felt so comfortable on it. Right next to the couch, was a table with a Ipod on it. Without even thinking, you grabbed the Ipod and put the headphones on, listening to whatever was the last song played.

Kickin' it out

Your dream vacation
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile

I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile

[Chorus]
Hey, are you okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah handsome awkward)

Your market value
Your resurrection (your resurrection)
Your shallow concept; help yourself
I hope you choke and you die

I know you meant it
Nice fucking disguise (so hollow)
Embrace the burn
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile

[Chorus]
Hey, are you okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward

You look pretty low
You look pretty low

Your dream vacation
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile

I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah handsome awkward)

[Chorus]
Hey, are you okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward

Do you feel okay (okay)?
You look pretty low
Pretty low, pretty low
Pretty handsome awkward

Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Pretty low, pretty low
(Handsome awkward)
Pretty handsome awkward

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, kickin' it out
Yeah, yeah, pretty low, yeah, yeah, kickin' it out, pretty low!)

You felt your shoulder being shaking as you focused your eyes on Shizuo, who for some reason had a first aid kit and a bottle of who knows what in his hand.

"Um, what is that?" You said, taking out the headphones as you just stared at him.

"Duh, it's for your injuries, idiot." He said, as you just stared at him some more.

"I didn't know you had a medical degree…" You said, as he rolled his eyes and got to work on fixing your injury.

"Shut up! Do I look like a doctor to you?! Any normal person would know how to do this, you little troll!" He said, as you went back to look at the Ipod, to draw your attention away from the first aid kit.

After a few minutes had passed, he started to put the first aid kit away, your focused still on the Ipod. Millions of thoughts raced through your head, as you rest your head on the back of the couch. You felt totally exhausted, as you felt your eyelids get heavy…

"I'll just close them for a bit…" You thought as you closed your eyes and started to let sleep take over. You didn't even notice that someone had joined you on the couch.
You heard a familiar sigh, but couldn't place to who it belonged to and you really couldn't even try if you wanted to. You felt your head, lean against someone's shoulder, as you continued to sleep.

Now that sigh was turning into a soft grumble, but not loud enough to wake you, as somehow a blanket was covering you, enveloping you in warmth….
Maybe when you woke up, you can find out who was the one making the sigh….

~TBC~
________________________________________
A/N: Ok, people: HIATUS TIME!
YES, THIS STORY WILL BE ON HIATUS FOR A BIT, UNTIL I UPDATE AT LEAST FOUR OF MY OTHER STORIES!
And after I update the four stories, I will continue with this one.
So what's gonna happen to the reader next? Well, you'll just have to find out In the next chapter!! *bawahahaha*
Anyway, see you all in the next chapter, after the hiatus!!!

Description
Disclaimer: don't own Durarara! Or the reader, so don't ask. All I own is this story, but since this was asked for me to do by request, does that count?
And today: you get to know what's gonna happen in the *ahem* apartment. Will there be smexy or lemon involved?
Pfffttt…Hell if I know… *ok, some…about medium on the smexy scale. But I know you guys wanted some, you dirty smexy people!!!*
enjoy the next chapter, you guys!!!

________________________________________
ShizuoXReader: DON'T MESS WITH ME! PT.5

"Where else?....I'm taking you to my place!" Shizuo said, as he lead you down the street, silent the rest of the way. So here you were, going to the most dangerous man in all of Ikebukuro's place. If you didn't you that earlier you would be scared, you certainly would be now…
----
Out of all the places you could be right now, this was the very, very last place you would ever want to go to. You cursed to yourself as you mentally face-palmed yourself at the trouble you had now, gotten yourself into.

You said nothing for the rest of the way, as you were dragged all the way to the location of your so called 'hell'….

Then you started to have an idea to mess with him some more, just to see his reaction.

"Hey, how much longer?" You asked.

"Not far…" He said.

More silence comes…. As you started a game of: "are we there yet?"

"Are we there yet now?"

"No, not yet."
…..
…..
"How about now?"

"No, not yet."
…..
…..
"Are we there yet now?"
"No…"
"Are we there yet?
"No."
"Are we there yet?
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"How about now?"

"WILL YOU QUIT DOING THAT?! YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS!" Shizuo yelled at you, as you just grinned at him.

"Well, can I say one last thing?" You asked, in the sweetest tone of voice you could do.

"And what would that be?" He asked, already near his limit.

….
….
"Owned!" You said, as he let out a groan. Looks like this was gonna be a very, very long day….

When you finally reached the doorway, you looked around to see if there was any escape routes for you to take. There was one: a window at the end of the hallway…

Now was your chance…...

"Alright, this is where I bolt!" You said, as you got out of his grip and ran for the window….But you were grabbed by the collar of your shirt, caught once again.

"I don't think so! You're not running away!" He said, as he started to drag you back.

"Aw come on, Shizuo, let me go!" You whined outloud as you were dragged against your will. Aw, well, there will be other chances for you to try again.

He opened the door and practically threw you into his apartment, making you let out a squeal, when you landed on the floor. You tried not to let out a groan, when you got up.
You looked around and the first thing you saw was a couch, that's seemed your mind wanted to go sit on it.

So you did, with a big grin on your face.

It was really comfy and you felt so comfortable on it. Right next to the couch, was a table with a Ipod on it. Without even thinking, you grabbed the Ipod and put the headphones on, listening to whatever was the last song played.

Kickin' it out

Your dream vacation
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile

I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile

[Chorus]
Hey, are you okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah handsome awkward)

Your market value
Your resurrection (your resurrection)
Your shallow concept; help yourself
I hope you choke and you die

I know you meant it
Nice fucking disguise (so hollow)
Embrace the burn
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile

[Chorus]
Hey, are you okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward

You look pretty low
You look pretty low

Your dream vacation
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile

I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah handsome awkward)

[Chorus]
Hey, are you okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward

Do you feel okay (okay)?
You look pretty low
Pretty low, pretty low
Pretty handsome awkward

Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Pretty low, pretty low
(Handsome awkward)
Pretty handsome awkward

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, kickin' it out
Yeah, yeah, pretty low, yeah, yeah, kickin' it out, pretty low!)

You felt your shoulder being shaking as you focused your eyes on Shizuo, who for some reason had a first aid kit and a bottle of who knows what in his hand.

"Um, what is that?" You said, taking out the headphones as you just stared at him.

"Duh, it's for your injuries, idiot." He said, as you just stared at him some more.

"I didn't know you had a medical degree…" You said, as he rolled his eyes and got to work on fixing your injury.

"Shut up! Do I look like a doctor to you?! Any normal person would know how to do this, you little troll!" He said, as you went back to look at the Ipod, to draw your attention away from the first aid kit.

After a few minutes had passed, he started to put the first aid kit away, your focused still on the Ipod. Millions of thoughts raced through your head, as you rest your head on the back of the couch. You felt totally exhausted, as you felt your eyelids get heavy…

"I'll just close them for a bit…" You thought as you closed your eyes and started to let sleep take over. You didn't even notice that someone had joined you on the couch.
You heard a familiar sigh, but couldn't place to who it belonged to and you really couldn't even try if you wanted to. You felt your head, lean against someone's shoulder, as you continued to sleep.

Now that sigh was turning into a soft grumble, but not loud enough to wake you, as somehow a blanket was covering you, enveloping you in warmth….
Maybe when you woke up, you can find out who was the one making the sigh….

~TBC~
________________________________________
A/N: Ok, people: HIATUS TIME!
YES, THIS STORY WILL BE ON HIATUS FOR A BIT, UNTIL I UPDATE AT LEAST FOUR OF MY OTHER STORIES!
And after I update the four stories, I will continue with this one.
So what's gonna happen to the reader next? Well, you'll just have to find out In the next chapter!! *bawahahaha*
Anyway, see you all in the next chapter, after the hiatus!!!