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Full view Please.This was the original character design for Spongebob Square pants.
They decided against it, realising that if a ChamWow was walking around, there would be no ocean left.
There is actually a secret episode where Chambob goes around beating up hookers.
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Ha ha ha I hope Vince isn't his neighbour or he would try peddling him off to tourists. "Absorbent and square, he fits all your household needs!" O_O
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"HEY SQUIDWARD HEY SQUIDWARD HEY SQUIDWARD"
"WHAT!?"
"....Can I clean the RV?"
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Only if sham wow square pants wears a tubular bikini.
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I think he wears papertowels.
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Let me hurry up and leave this comment 'cause we can't do this all day...LOL! I LOVE this! So FUNNY!!! New fave! You alwasy tickle me!
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Spongiebob is the original Shamwow man....
Which means HE was the one to kill Billy Mays...
Because we all know he was murdered by the Shamwow man.
Spongiebob is a killer.
Don't deny it.
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HE MAY BE YELLOW AND POROUS, BUT HE IS NOT A KILLER
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I presume some kind of genie that lives in tropical nuts.
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Thats a blatant lie. Chambob doesn't go beating up hookers, he just cleans up the blood along with his friend Oxi...Star
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XD Super win.
I don't think he beats up the hookers. They just get into an altercation that leads to him pushing one out of a moving car o_o
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Actually, I love the truth, so I should mention this hooker, Sasha Harris, is actually not fat, she's actually very attractive. They were also both very drunk.
Honestly I think he hit her because he couldn't get it up, I mean, there were two opened unused condoms lying on the pillow, they didn't have sex, so why else two wasted condoms?
No, they used regular towels to wipe up the blood, not ShamWow!s.
And yes, the cameraman DID get it all! [link]
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I completely agree.
If not for all the blood and.. stuff. She'd be hot. I bet they were incredibly drunk, considering all the bottles and what not o_o
Seriously... Why would there be a problem if he just got the sex he wanted.. Unless he couldn't find his single-dose Viagra in his wallet. Seriously XD
Of course they used towels! Look at all the extra blood on his face.
No WOW! there
O.O Those pictures are... Bloody.
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I dunno, he seemed pretty adamant that it was 'straight sex' somehow I'm unconvinced. I mean, look, someone already fucked up the rest of his face. Am I allowed to say that on TV? Face? I mean it's just an in your face kinda word. Anyway, she was probably trying to bite his ear and got his tongue by accident since it's halfway across his face anyways. Am I really allowed to say that? Face...
You know what'd make it better?
Really? I'd like to know.
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HEha epic.
Offer "Vince" Shlomi
Yeah this guy - the one who says "You're gonna love my nuts." Apparently she didn't agree. But she was certainly a fat hooker and he was a man on a mission to make America skinny again, one slap at a time.
According to the police report, she bit his tongue after he paid her a thousand bucks for straight sex. Truth be told, she just wanted a demonstration on how well the ShamWow! works, too bad he wasn't Billy Mays, Oxyclean works great on blood.
She bit him, he only knew one thing to do: SLAP, CHOP, SHAM! Wow! He's free and down the hotel stairs. He should be the new Batman.
Also, I have to question police reasoning, I mean, he punches her face repeatedly because she "bit his tongue and would not let go", kinda hard to punch someone in the face when they're connected... Also, police only confiscated $930, where'd the other 70 go? I bet he ripped her off, probably why she bit the source of that broken verbal contract.
Q: Was anyone REALLY surprized? I mean, I kinda figured this is how he'd spend his time.
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omg.
You're so interesting XD
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I hope your being sarcastic >_< I'm really just insane. >_> I just wanna be free. WOOo.
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No sarcasm
Insane people are the most interesting 
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If you like Alice in Wonderland maybe.
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Haha, your wit never ceases to amaze and amuse me.
Now, it's not necessarily the wit, but the ingenuity.
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Nobody believed me when I said that shamwow guy beat up a hooker!
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I had to prove everyone wrong and wikipedia vince offer! it even said "arrest"
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Hhehahah~! Yeah, I remember arguing with friends about this thai resteraunt I found. They said it didn't exist. like 2 years later we walk past it and I dance around pointing and yelling. Probably looked like I won the lottery or stepped in dog crap for the third time that day. It's strange when people won't believe straight up stuff. Don't you think?
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Yes! you always have to prove yourself!
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It's like this, no good deed goes unpunished, so the more honest you are the less people will believe you.
It's like that.
Why is that? >_>
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I dunno...cruel world
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Nah, it's a cool world as long as manic panic hair dye exists.
Honesty puts people on edge, so maybe they figure "everybody lies, maybe we can catch those honest people in a lie if we doubt them everytime they speak."?
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"LAAaAaahH~! Oh hai thar. Yes, no, maybe so~ But only if I can have my carrot sticks.
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o_ರೃ INDEED. Hhehahaha! >_<
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YESNOYESNOMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBE
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You're absolutely right, I must disagree,
Of these choices, there's more than three!
Yes and no, and maybe so,
Somewhat, kind of, probably although,
All these choices give me glee,
With all there is, to answer a plea!
OMG he's skiing on one ski! O_o Duck, run! Stop drop and roll! e_e
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My noodles indeed.
I have not cat in a hat, I have neither this nor that.
Aparently, I'm Dr. Suess-ie
I'd rather be like Dr. Pepper. Mm.
Yeah, don't take it hard, I don't make sense, I open my mouth and words come out. Sometimes my fingers do the same. Hehah!
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Noo I want to dance..
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shamwows sappin mah ocean.
next you'll do something with the snuggie. I hate that thing.
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