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Slinkers — If Kira was one of us. Lyrics.
Published: 2007-06-05 00:54:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 64399; Favourites: 1201; Downloads: 581
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What if Kira was one of us.If God had a name…
Would it be Kira…
Would you let him see your face…
If you were faced with him in all his stupidity…
Would you correct him if he spelt your name wrong…
Yeah, yeah, God is a moron.
Yeah, yeah, God isn’t good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah…
What if God was one of us…
Just a slob like one of us…
With Ray Penbar on the bus…
Trying to kill the criminals.
If God had a face…would it be ugly…
And would you want to see…
If seeing burnt your eyes out,
Can you believe…
He’s just an idiotic kid with a dream…
To make life shitty.
Yeah, yeah, God is a loser.
Yeah, yeah, God is a prat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah…
What if God was one of us…
The joker of the circus…
People think he’s dangerous…
But he’s just a brainless twit…
Feeding Ryuk some apples.
He is friendless and all alone.
Nobody calling on the phone.
‘Cept maybe Misa, for a moan.
Yeah, yeah, God is a dope.
Yeah, yeah, He’s just a freak.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us…
With a mental illness…
Causing chaos on the bus…
Killing agents and police.
Trying to move out of his home…
To cause the murders all alone…
He thinks he’s kept himself unknown
We’ll knock him off his foolish throne
His stupidness will then be shown.
Lets smash his head in with a stone.
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Comments: 346
Did anyone else put the music on and sing these lyrics? I did x_e
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This is the most amazing thing that I have seen/heard all day. : D
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Heh, I'm sure God would get a chuckle too. XD
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awesome song!
who is singing? Sorry if you already answered this with one of the comments.
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I was listening to the song, singing this along with it XD I love it... It's very true.
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That's great! And the song sounds good, it's you singing right?
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...Actually it means 'our group abduction'. 私 は キラ です is 'Watashi wa Kira desu', AKA 'I am Kira' ^^
Just thought it would be weird if you went around saying 'OUR GROUP ABDUCTION'... xD
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS SO FLIPPING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! AND GENIUS!!!! 
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So, I'm a massive Kira fan, BUT, even I cannot stop myself from loving this! I love the lines...
"We'll knock him off his foolish throne,
His stupidness will then be shown."
They're awesome!
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ahaha :] I find this hilarious
-and by the way, I'm a Christian-
soo... don't worry; clearly not offended
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Once I learn guitar, I'm gonna play this on street corners. Preferably ones outside of anime conventions.
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Can I Downlaod this song!?!?!?! This is fricken awesome!!!! I can't stop laughing, Lets smash his head in with a stone!!! Lolzzz This made my day!!! I swear someone should get this on I tunes or something cause I would buy it at least twelve times!!!!
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that really sounded better with the song really funny :3
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This is very well, urh... Let's call it rewritten, and actually pretty sad.
It's defenitely going on the favorites
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Dear Slinkers,
I'd like to make you aware of the great controversy your song has been put through. Ever since it was uploaded to youtube( [link] with credit and a link to your deviation of course), multiple people have dragged the poor tune through the mud and back. It started off with fans who didn't enjoy Light's name slandered. It quickly progressed into a Hitler vs. Light debate, and ended with the Christian community offended.
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u will be punished by kira lol wat u thought it was over....nope, crape wait what was ur name again? lol
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Kira is a fictional character and doesn't exist.
So, it's impossible to be punished by something that does not exist.
:3
I bet you knew . .
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OMG So funny! Love deathnote but that was very funny!
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WOW! I want this in Mp3 format for I can put it on my Mp3 player!
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How dare you? Light is the best...
nice song btw.
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no way! Light sucks balls! if your going to be deranged and evil, at least look vaguely cool while doing so!
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hahahahha its great XD i'd love to sing it :3 besides i can imitate that girls voice XD haha
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OMG, this is F***ING hilarious!!! I laughed so hard!!
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lol my fave line is the last one! smash his head in with a stone...
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i have to keep reminding my self and reasurring myself that it is kira they are talking about lol
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Hahaha! I remembering listening to the original as a kid...this is so much better!
Though if my dad saw this, he'd have an aneurysm...
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OHMYKIRA!!!!!
Genius. I shall drive my friends crazy by singing this at school... I should show it to my choir teacher XD He shows us YouTube videos sometimes, you never know.
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You're a genius! You really are.
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