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Chickenleg9999 [2018-04-13 15:18:10 +0000 UTC]
you should do one about Chickens !
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Chickenleg9999 [2018-04-13 15:17:37 +0000 UTC]
That Chicken is like "Why hello there ghostman, do you have any seed , or wheat, or human fle- oh never mind that last one"
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AngieAppleEater [2018-01-10 22:57:59 +0000 UTC]
I LITERALLY JUST FOUND YOUR STUFF AND OH MY GOD ITS BRILLIANT THANK YOU FOR THIS!!
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ELKRAMPUS [2017-12-19 17:07:16 +0000 UTC]
jajajaja nice
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Z3phyr0s [2017-09-30 17:13:18 +0000 UTC]
I can't....even....stop....laughing......
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bondboerabo [2017-08-23 11:23:22 +0000 UTC]
hahahahahahhahaha cevenor!
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NO-SoupForYou [2016-10-07 03:19:40 +0000 UTC]
I've got an amusing tale of Skyrim:
While unraveling the mystery behind that mysterious fire in Morthal, my roommate snuck his character into the suspect's house. He was spotted, and ill-equipped to defend himself at the time. He ran through the town to attract help from the guards...to no effect (more wonderful first-run Bethesda coding.)
In a desperate attempt to nudge their scripts out of stupor, he entered the Jarl's hall and engaged her in conversation.
The upshot: She casually got out of her bed. With a murder suspect storming across the floor towards them, axe in hand and flinging curses, she asked the Dragonborn "Well? Is he guilty, or not?!"
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LupiLopunny [2016-09-08 02:13:07 +0000 UTC]
Cats...
Walk on back legs...
Confusing...
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WarriorAngel36 [2016-08-05 00:12:19 +0000 UTC]
LOL Cicero seems to be getting better and better...
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thelakotanoid1 [2016-05-24 03:09:52 +0000 UTC]
oh. join ulfric stormcloak so you can sever ties with the empire and let the thalmor swoop in while the army's still weak for easy pickings. very clever...
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NimbleFlourish In reply to thelakotanoid1 [2018-07-24 08:53:14 +0000 UTC]
They may take our lives but they'll never take...our organized religion!
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TheBoyEnder [2016-04-26 00:06:47 +0000 UTC]
Yup. That pretty much sums up having an important discussion when you have followers.
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NerotheOkami [2016-04-16 07:46:59 +0000 UTC]
This is too great omg xDD I once killed Lucien because of such a thing x-x
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KanomeUchiha [2015-10-13 05:49:45 +0000 UTC]
Oh god I was just having the same issue today, but I still love my Dark Brotherhood boys!!;;;
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ExampleJohn [2015-10-11 10:55:17 +0000 UTC]
Dude just look at your quest log after he's done talking.
Then just pick the quest he just gave you.
head to the thingemabob with an arrow above his/her/it's head
interact
???
Profit!
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FursonaAngel In reply to ExampleJohn [2016-10-21 18:57:37 +0000 UTC]
It's supposed to be like it's real
there is no quest log
not in these comics
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Lego4ShadowclawIV [2015-09-02 04:49:55 +0000 UTC]
Should've turned on the subtitles.
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phoenixjklin In reply to Lego4ShadowclawIV [2015-09-05 17:48:12 +0000 UTC]
Though the subtitles often pick up the person who talks the loudest or who started talking later. So that doesn't really help. :'P
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Alduins-Bane [2015-08-27 11:47:39 +0000 UTC]
Awesome! I remember just the time when this happened. I was at Alduin's Wall, like "I've always heard about this quest. I really wanna hear what Esbern has to say about this prophecy, because I can't figure out anything from looking at this carving". So I started listening to Esbern. Then CICERO STARTED SINGING. I told him to wait at the side, but he didn't .... in the end I sorta gave up. Even with subtitles his dialogue covers Esbern's. XD
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Netiri78 [2015-07-23 19:50:40 +0000 UTC]
You are awsome xDD
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TheGeneralNerdyOtaku [2015-07-01 01:52:39 +0000 UTC]
haha so good! Cicero is best companion XDD
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indulcet [2015-06-24 22:23:11 +0000 UTC]
Omg yes! And THAT is why I can't stand having them following me around. They just won't shut up.
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GuesssWho9 [2015-05-22 04:54:54 +0000 UTC]
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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TejinaGirlForever [2015-03-22 15:46:15 +0000 UTC]
I LOVE Cicero!! XD
I love the way his face in the eighth panel practically says, "You mad, bro?"
Comedy gold. X3
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eifle79 [2015-02-07 23:24:26 +0000 UTC]
And not a single damn, did Ulfric give that day.
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thelakotanoid1 [2015-01-17 08:10:38 +0000 UTC]
wait, let me get this strait, you're a elf (idk what kind, but still a elf) joining the stormcloaks? isnt that like a Jew joining the Nazis?
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TejinaGirlForever In reply to thelakotanoid1 [2015-03-22 15:51:20 +0000 UTC]
Hey, you don't have to be a Nord to join the Stormcloaks.
My Wood Elf got screwed over by the Thalmor as a kid, and joined up with the Stormcloaks when the Empire didn't do squat.
But I think if a bunch of provinces joined up together, they could kick some SERIOUS Thalmor ass. They're the real problem.
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eifle79 In reply to TejinaGirlForever [2015-05-27 14:19:10 +0000 UTC]
Though he's got a point, knowing how racist the Stormcloaks are. I always oppose the Stormcloaks, because while I hate the Thalmor, I like the former even less.
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TejinaGirlForever In reply to eifle79 [2015-06-01 02:39:54 +0000 UTC]
Fair enough...
*Idea*
Why don't they crown the DRAGONBORN emperor? It kind of makes sense considering he saved the world and ish... And could you think of how awesome that would be?
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SilentWolf07 In reply to TejinaGirlForever [2015-08-21 09:29:09 +0000 UTC]
Better idea: Why not team up against the elves so we can kick their asses back to the Summerset Isle and can worship whatever gods we want?
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TejinaGirlForever In reply to SilentWolf07 [2015-08-21 21:05:54 +0000 UTC]
True, but you've gotta consider:
Not ALL High Elves are assholes. The Thalmor are the ones ruining Skyrim and the Empire. Elves like Calcelmo and his nephew probably don't care a fig for the Thalmor, and wouldn't care if they left (it would also be a damn shame to see them go, as Calcelmo is bloody awesome). The same applies for Niranye in Windhelm; she gives no fudgeos whatsoever, she's just there to turn a profit.
You also have to consider other unnamed High Elven citizens, and all that jazz.
(But if by "elves" you mean the Thalmor exclusively then I'm blowing this all out of proportion MY BAD >.<)
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eifle79 In reply to TejinaGirlForever [2015-06-01 11:08:38 +0000 UTC]
Because the Stormcloaks are too stupid to know that Ulfric's cause is unjust.But from the Imperial's perspective, I got no idea.
Though it would be nice for Dovahkiin to be able to park his/her half-dragon butt on the royal throne. The daedra would be so proud.
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L221B [2014-12-10 19:45:19 +0000 UTC]
I love how casual Lucien is with his arm around Ulfric...
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Drifter-Dx [2014-12-05 00:34:19 +0000 UTC]
hehe Lucien and Cicero,
i invited them to Lydia and I's wedding,
and no one died either! XD
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WittsArt [2014-09-25 03:09:16 +0000 UTC]
Typical Dragonborn:
"I've murdered. Stolen. Sacrificed friends' lives for a piece of armor. Cannibalized. I killed a priest because I found him annoying. I've sold my soul to various demonic gods for some weapons and trinkets. I'm the head of two crime organizations."
"But the one thing I will not stand for is Ulfric's nationalism."
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TheeAadorer [2014-08-30 17:38:58 +0000 UTC]
Lol so true xD
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LadyoftheGeneral [2014-08-04 01:48:07 +0000 UTC]
Your Dragonborn character is beautiful. I thought he was a Dark Elf at first, but then I remembered Dark Elves generally aren't that attractive-looking.
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strangeonesensi [2014-07-25 21:00:16 +0000 UTC]
Dude, this is exactly what happens to me. I cart these guys around everywhere and therefore never get anything done. Awesome representation. ^^
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