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Sir-Heartsalot — Ser Boros Blount
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grrms asoiafSer Boros Blount. The finest Kingsguard that ever lived. He stalks the night as evil men plot to snuff out the guiding light of kings. Pray for these men, for Ser Boros will meet them. With his shining sandwich "Hamsbane", neither man nor demon can withstand the raw, animal power of Blount-force trauma.
dedicated to [link] Wolfsister. Thanks for believing in me.
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I don't get it... so... Ser Boros is guarding Tommen, who was drowning in a well?
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Ser Boros was a very bad Kingsguard and didn't guard him well.
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Hamsbane XD lolling forever! Perhaps the Slayer of Sausages will enter the field and threaten Ser Boros' place, is that the cause of his suspicion??!
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is this Slayer of link Sausages or Slayer of patty Sausages? One is from the South I assume.
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Both. They are after him!
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Boros Blount will be forever known as "Blount-force trauma" for me.
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Wow, check out the mean and brooding glare on him as he prepares to do battle with an unruly granary. No roll nor bagel can withstand him.
Perhaps he should be spattered with gory red stains on his pearly white tunic, from all the escaping tomato slices.
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Hamsbane 
Poor Tommen
And poor Cersei if she's going to be championed by such a champion.
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I'm happy everybody recognized him as Tommen. Ser Boros goes through sandwiches like Thoros goes through swords.
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Yeah, the T on the shirt helps. Cause I thought it might, you know, be Jon snow.
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Next time you have to do Meryn Trant.
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I'll work on it. What does he even look like?
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I don't remember if there is a description. I kinda remember that Sansa found him rude and brutish. I personally imagine Trant with red hair and beard.
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that's a good idea Cabepfir
the only description of him is "He has droopy eyes and a rust colored beard"
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droopy eyes huh? That's all I need.
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oh no what have i done?
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Haha, actually Meryn Trant is one of the harder people to draw. I mean...is he ugly? Is he worthless? He's Cersei's but he's not completely incompetent.
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I think he's kind of bland and unextordinary.
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Meryn Trant is the one who comes to arrest Arya in AGOT and has a duel at sundown with the man himself, Syrio Forel.
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Still. Is he good? Or just...Tranty?
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I think "Incompetent" is probably the best word to describe him, ubt he's still alive by AFFC. Personally I'd rather see the Kettleblacks than Trant.
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oh yeah, it is a pretty heinous mustache
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Nothing escapes Blount's sharp eye. He's the most devoted and faithful Kingsguard ever. Little Tommen is going to taste some sandwich flavored mouth-to-mouth resuscitation soon. I can feel it.
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THIS SANDWICH MIGHT BE POISONOUS.
Never fear.
Boros Blount is here.
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Usually the poison is at the end of the sandwich, I'd better finish it to be sure...
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I don't know if his cloak is just really bunched up, or if he has cellulite/cottage cheese neck. Either way, it only adds to his brooding intensity.
Great pic, as always.
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I like to think that his chin was wounded in a duel with a cheeseburger
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Ffff, snot just came out of my nose at trying not to laugh at his "brooding intensity".
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Bloody awesome, as always. Great background work.
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yeah in the sense that there is one!
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Heehee oh sir boros blount. what are we going to do about him and the fact that tommen is drowning in the background
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oh gosh, I forgot. I meant to dedicate this to you. I know he's your favorite character.
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aww your sweet come here and let me twack you upside the head.
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twack all you want. twon't do you know twood.
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it will make me feel better
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no problem. thank you for laughing
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