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Story time:

[Officer Mari goes to Lulu's house. She knocks the door and is attended by Lulu herself.]

Mari: Hey there, sis!
Lulu:- Your are late.

[The pink-haired police panther girl enters inside, sitting in a chair.]

Mari: Sorry sis, but the chief got me too much work for today, we're getting reports of missing heads from zombies and devil plants girls.
Lulu: Heh! Who cares?
Mari: Well, that's a job of police girl. At least my turn is over, for today.
Lulu: Yeah. So anyway, I am late for my dinner night with my parents. Mr. D is with my dad and I need to go, you better watch over my kids.
Mari: Alright, sister, they're safe with me.
Lulu: Just a last thing.
Mari: Yes?
Lulu: Whatever you do... DON'T give any candy or sweets for Henry.
Mari: You don't need even tell me that sis.

[The panther girl has a flashback of Henry in a deep sugar addiction.]

Mari: I still have nightmares of that day...

[Disturbed, Mari bites her own tail, seeming like a scared cub.]

Lulu: Oh yeah , that was because he put you in-?
Mari: Shut up!
Lulu: OK, OK! Sorry! (cough) Well, Pinkie is on her computer playing games, pumpkin is in her room, and Henry is sleeping in the living room. You won't have problems as long as you don't wake him up.
Mari: Thank you, God.
Lulu: Alright then, mari. Take care.
Mari: Bye bye, sis.

[Shortly Lulu leaves to her dinner. Mari waves for her, even if Lulu doesn't even bother in look behind. Then Mari goes to the living room, where she finds out Henry sleeping with a comic book of Deadpool in his face.]

Henry: ZZZZ
Mari: [For herself] Sleeping he looks like an angel, but awake is worse then the Devil himself!

[She quickly leaves there, going inside Pinkie's room. She's quite busy in her game, her face practically glued in the monitor.]

Mari :- Hi there, Pinkie!
Pinkie: Can't talk, I'm killing a dragon and elves here! I'm almost dead and I'm out of elixirs!
Mari: But ev-
Pinkie: GO AWAY!
Mari: F-Fine! Listen, Henry is-

[Pinkie takes one shoe off and throw it in Mari, just to quickly resuming to her game. Getting the message, Mari closes the door, cleaning the mark of the dirt shoe in her face, going to Pumpkin's room. She hears a noise coming from there.]

Mari: [Knocking the door] Pumpkin? It's me, Aunt Mari. May I come in?

[More noises, intense, are heard from inside]

Pumpkin: Aunt Mari? Oh sh- Wait a moment!

[Pumpkin opens the door, with a sweet smile.]

Pumpkin: OK, you may come now.

[The panther goes inside]
Mari: Hi there, honey! Ops. I mean, my "pumpkin-honey".
Pumpkin: Hi, auntie. Tehehehe... Good one.
Mari:- So, what were you doing in here?
Pumpkin: Ah... Nothing special, auntie
Mari: Nothing, eh? I bet you have a boy here.
Pumpkin: What? 0.o
Mari: Don't worry, I won't tell anything for your parents.
Pumpkin: Auntie, you know I have no boyfriend yet!
Mari: I know, but it was a good guess, at least?
Pumpkin: Yeah...

[Suddenly, a noise come out from her bed.]

Mari: What was that?
Pumpkin: What? Er... Nothing...
Mari: Nothing?
Pumpkin: Auntie!

[Green flames come out under the bed, almost burning both girls!]

???: AAHHHHHHH! MY HAIR!!!
Mari: What the heck?!
Pumpkin: Aww, man...

[Leaving the jokes behind, Mari quickly pushes Pumpkin's bed. Beside the dust, old stuff and even spiders, one thing calls her attention: A macabre collection of heads, all together in a grape shape. The worst part was that the heads were all alive, shaking violently. Mari's eyes open widely.]

Mari: What the-! Tabby!? Debra!? Miss Ivy, Alex, Mary?! They're the victims of the missing heads! Pumpkin! What's this?!
Pumpkin: Well...
Ms. Ivy: Damn! This girl kidnapped us! Isn't that OBVIOUS?! (Ivy spits green flames, burning part of the carpet.)
Tabby: Ooooh... I can't feel my legs... Oh wait, I'm just a head now  Oh, hello Mari!
Mari: Oh? H-hello there, Tabby.
Tabby: How is Mango at work? I w-Hey, did you see my body? I think I lost it... again.
Ms. Ivy: Lost it? Girl! You were kidnapped!
Tabby: Was I?
Ms. Ivy: Didn't you remember anyt-? !!!

[Ivy stops, as something cold seems sliding in her hindhead. She then realizes something is... licking her?]

Debra: Brains?
Ivy: Quick that, you stupid fake zombie! Go eat the brains of someone else!

[Debra bites her, her teeth sinking in Ivy's hindhead.]

Miss Ivy: OUCH! Can't you see I AM A ZOMBIE TOO? IDIOT!
Debra: :confuse:
Alex: Can we cut this mummery now? I wanna go home, OK?
Mary: Yeah! We're not any dolls for that maniac!
Mari: Please, ladies, calm down!
Alex: Don't tell me to calm down! I'm thirsty! If we're going to waste more time here, bring me a beer then!
Mari: For me too.
Tabby: How about an orange juice? And some brains too? I'm hungry!
Debra: Brains!

[Debra licks Alex's head, only to get knocked out with a hard hit.]

Alex: By the way officer, where are our bodies?
Mari: W-Well... Your and Mary's bodies were passed over a tank. The good news are they're in the hospital, soon enough they'll be better.
Alex: Aww, man...
Mary: Not again!

[Mari turns to Pumpkin]

Mari: Pumpkin. I'm really sorry, but you know kidnapping is a crime, right?
Pumpkin: N-no...
Mari: I have to arrest you.
Pumpkin: NO! PLEASE, AUNTIE MARI, I'M SO SORRY!

[Mari feels a cold feeling passing through her spine. She will wake Henry this way!]

Mari: Shh! Sh-Shhhh! S-Stop please!
Pumpkin: [Kneed, holding tightly Mari's legs] I'LL DO ANYTHING! BUT PLEASE, I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!

[The officer, taken by the despair, shuts Pumpkin's mouth tightly with her hands.]

Mari: Right, right! Just shut up!
Pumpkin: [Unable to speak]
Mari: I won't arrest you, just quiet please! If you promise me you won't do this again, I'll let you go this time. Deal?
Pumpkin: [Scared, she nods violently.]
Mari: Thank you.
Ms Ivy: HEEEEEEEEYYYYY!

[Mary turns to the collection, with the despair coming back.]
Ms. Ivy: What kind of officer is you?! You can't her let go! I mean, look what she did! Kidnapping, remember?
Mari: L-Look! Let's forget this, just be quiet.
Ms. Ivy: DON'T TELL ME TO BE QUIET, YOU B$@#$!
Mari: OKAY! I'll pay you 500 dollars for your silence?
Ms. Ivy: What?
Mari: Let's forget everything, and I'll pay you the money.
Ms. Ivy: I wanna at least the double of this!
Mari: Fine, then.
Alex: Hey, hey, hey! I wanna some money too!
Mary: Me too!
Tabby: Hmm, some money could be good too...
Debra: Mooooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy!
Ms. Ivy: Huh, look at this, the brainless likes money too. How cute.

[Mari sighs, in a mix of frustration and relief.]

Mari: Alright.
Alex: YEAH! Momma needs new shoes!
Debra: And braaaaaaaiiinnsss...
Mari: SHUTTA F$#% UP!

[She realized her mistake, then covers quickly her mouth.]

Mari: Sorry.

[Everyone laugh softly in the room, making Mari even more embarrassed. Only Debra isn't laughing: she looks outside the window. A non-morphic black cat was staring at her.]

Debra: Kitty brains!!

[Even just being a head, Debra is able to jump outside, pulling the other girls' heads together!]

Mari: Girls!
Ms. Ivy: Help!

[Mari and her niece jump the window and follow the head collection. It ends in the corner of the fence, where Debra was feasting the cat's brain.]

Debra: Tasty brain!
Mari: Oh,look what you did! You killed this poor animal.
Ms. Ivy: And so what? It was just a cat.

[The cat twitches and stands in its four limbs, for everyone's surprise.]

Ms. Ivy: Ops. I mean "zombie-cat".
Cat: FFSSSSSSSSSTTTTT!
Mari: Oh God. I didn't see that coming!
Ms. Ivy:

[The cat makes a few step, just to be grabbed by Pumpkin. She opens her mouth and swallows the whole zombie-cat. After this there was no reaction from the creature.]

Pumpkin: Problem solved! No more zombie-cat!
Mari: ... OK? Great. I didn't know you could... eats cats.
Pumpkin: I eat many thing, you know.
Mari: Great.  Well, let's go back home.

[Pumpkin nods, grabbing the head collection.]

Tabby: Aww, I'm so hungry! Can we eat brains now?
Ms. Ivy: Oh yeah, I'm getting hungry too!
Debra: Brains!
Ms. Ivy: You shut up, Puddin' head!
Alex: I hate these zombie girls.
Mary: Me too.
Ms. Ivy: What is it? Don't come with prejudices against zombies! We are people too!

[Mari and Pumpkin laugh in that silent night.]

Pumpkin: All's well that ends well.

Miss Ivy belongs to
Mary belongs to
Alex belongs to and
Mari belongs to and
Debra belongs to and
Tabby, Pumpkin and belong to

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Story time:

[Officer Mari goes to Lulu's house. She knocks the door and is attended by Lulu herself.]

Mari: Hey there, sis!
Lulu:- Your are late.

[The pink-haired police panther girl enters inside, sitting in a chair.]

Mari: Sorry sis, but the chief got me too much work for today, we're getting reports of missing heads from zombies and devil plants girls.
Lulu: Heh! Who cares?
Mari: Well, that's a job of police girl. At least my turn is over, for today.
Lulu: Yeah. So anyway, I am late for my dinner night with my parents. Mr. D is with my dad and I need to go, you better watch over my kids.
Mari: Alright, sister, they're safe with me.
Lulu: Just a last thing.
Mari: Yes?
Lulu: Whatever you do... DON'T give any candy or sweets for Henry.
Mari: You don't need even tell me that sis.

[The panther girl has a flashback of Henry in a deep sugar addiction.]

Mari: I still have nightmares of that day...

[Disturbed, Mari bites her own tail, seeming like a scared cub.]

Lulu: Oh yeah , that was because he put you in-?
Mari: Shut up!
Lulu: OK, OK! Sorry! (cough) Well, Pinkie is on her computer playing games, pumpkin is in her room, and Henry is sleeping in the living room. You won't have problems as long as you don't wake him up.
Mari: Thank you, God.
Lulu: Alright then, mari. Take care.
Mari: Bye bye, sis.

[Shortly Lulu leaves to her dinner. Mari waves for her, even if Lulu doesn't even bother in look behind. Then Mari goes to the living room, where she finds out Henry sleeping with a comic book of Deadpool in his face.]

Henry: ZZZZ
Mari: [For herself] Sleeping he looks like an angel, but awake is worse then the Devil himself!

[She quickly leaves there, going inside Pinkie's room. She's quite busy in her game, her face practically glued in the monitor.]

Mari :- Hi there, Pinkie!
Pinkie: Can't talk, I'm killing a dragon and elves here! I'm almost dead and I'm out of elixirs!
Mari: But ev-
Pinkie: GO AWAY!
Mari: F-Fine! Listen, Henry is-

[Pinkie takes one shoe off and throw it in Mari, just to quickly resuming to her game. Getting the message, Mari closes the door, cleaning the mark of the dirt shoe in her face, going to Pumpkin's room. She hears a noise coming from there.]

Mari: [Knocking the door] Pumpkin? It's me, Aunt Mari. May I come in?

[More noises, intense, are heard from inside]

Pumpkin: Aunt Mari? Oh sh- Wait a moment!

[Pumpkin opens the door, with a sweet smile.]

Pumpkin: OK, you may come now.

[The panther goes inside]
Mari: Hi there, honey! Ops. I mean, my "pumpkin-honey".
Pumpkin: Hi, auntie. Tehehehe... Good one.
Mari:- So, what were you doing in here?
Pumpkin: Ah... Nothing special, auntie
Mari: Nothing, eh? I bet you have a boy here.
Pumpkin: What? 0.o
Mari: Don't worry, I won't tell anything for your parents.
Pumpkin: Auntie, you know I have no boyfriend yet!
Mari: I know, but it was a good guess, at least?
Pumpkin: Yeah...

[Suddenly, a noise come out from her bed.]

Mari: What was that?
Pumpkin: What? Er... Nothing...
Mari: Nothing?
Pumpkin: Auntie!

[Green flames come out under the bed, almost burning both girls!]

???: AAHHHHHHH! MY HAIR!!!
Mari: What the heck?!
Pumpkin: Aww, man...

[Leaving the jokes behind, Mari quickly pushes Pumpkin's bed. Beside the dust, old stuff and even spiders, one thing calls her attention: A macabre collection of heads, all together in a grape shape. The worst part was that the heads were all alive, shaking violently. Mari's eyes open widely.]

Mari: What the-! Tabby!? Debra!? Miss Ivy, Alex, Mary?! They're the victims of the missing heads! Pumpkin! What's this?!
Pumpkin: Well...
Ms. Ivy: Damn! This girl kidnapped us! Isn't that OBVIOUS?! (Ivy spits green flames, burning part of the carpet.)
Tabby: Ooooh... I can't feel my legs... Oh wait, I'm just a head now  Oh, hello Mari!
Mari: Oh? H-hello there, Tabby.
Tabby: How is Mango at work? I w-Hey, did you see my body? I think I lost it... again.
Ms. Ivy: Lost it? Girl! You were kidnapped!
Tabby: Was I?
Ms. Ivy: Didn't you remember anyt-? !!!

[Ivy stops, as something cold seems sliding in her hindhead. She then realizes something is... licking her?]

Debra: Brains?
Ivy: Quick that, you stupid fake zombie! Go eat the brains of someone else!

[Debra bites her, her teeth sinking in Ivy's hindhead.]

Miss Ivy: OUCH! Can't you see I AM A ZOMBIE TOO? IDIOT!
Debra: :confuse:
Alex: Can we cut this mummery now? I wanna go home, OK?
Mary: Yeah! We're not any dolls for that maniac!
Mari: Please, ladies, calm down!
Alex: Don't tell me to calm down! I'm thirsty! If we're going to waste more time here, bring me a beer then!
Mari: For me too.
Tabby: How about an orange juice? And some brains too? I'm hungry!
Debra: Brains!

[Debra licks Alex's head, only to get knocked out with a hard hit.]

Alex: By the way officer, where are our bodies?
Mari: W-Well... Your and Mary's bodies were passed over a tank. The good news are they're in the hospital, soon enough they'll be better.
Alex: Aww, man...
Mary: Not again!

[Mari turns to Pumpkin]

Mari: Pumpkin. I'm really sorry, but you know kidnapping is a crime, right?
Pumpkin: N-no...
Mari: I have to arrest you.
Pumpkin: NO! PLEASE, AUNTIE MARI, I'M SO SORRY!

[Mari feels a cold feeling passing through her spine. She will wake Henry this way!]

Mari: Shh! Sh-Shhhh! S-Stop please!
Pumpkin: [Kneed, holding tightly Mari's legs] I'LL DO ANYTHING! BUT PLEASE, I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!

[The officer, taken by the despair, shuts Pumpkin's mouth tightly with her hands.]

Mari: Right, right! Just shut up!
Pumpkin: [Unable to speak]
Mari: I won't arrest you, just quiet please! If you promise me you won't do this again, I'll let you go this time. Deal?
Pumpkin: [Scared, she nods violently.]
Mari: Thank you.
Ms Ivy: HEEEEEEEEYYYYY!

[Mary turns to the collection, with the despair coming back.]
Ms. Ivy: What kind of officer is you?! You can't her let go! I mean, look what she did! Kidnapping, remember?
Mari: L-Look! Let's forget this, just be quiet.
Ms. Ivy: DON'T TELL ME TO BE QUIET, YOU B$@#$!
Mari: OKAY! I'll pay you 500 dollars for your silence?
Ms. Ivy: What?
Mari: Let's forget everything, and I'll pay you the money.
Ms. Ivy: I wanna at least the double of this!
Mari: Fine, then.
Alex: Hey, hey, hey! I wanna some money too!
Mary: Me too!
Tabby: Hmm, some money could be good too...
Debra: Mooooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy!
Ms. Ivy: Huh, look at this, the brainless likes money too. How cute.

[Mari sighs, in a mix of frustration and relief.]

Mari: Alright.
Alex: YEAH! Momma needs new shoes!
Debra: And braaaaaaaiiinnsss...
Mari: SHUTTA F$#% UP!

[She realized her mistake, then covers quickly her mouth.]

Mari: Sorry.

[Everyone laugh softly in the room, making Mari even more embarrassed. Only Debra isn't laughing: she looks outside the window. A non-morphic black cat was staring at her.]

Debra: Kitty brains!!

[Even just being a head, Debra is able to jump outside, pulling the other girls' heads together!]

Mari: Girls!
Ms. Ivy: Help!

[Mari and her niece jump the window and follow the head collection. It ends in the corner of the fence, where Debra was feasting the cat's brain.]

Debra: Tasty brain!
Mari: Oh,look what you did! You killed this poor animal.
Ms. Ivy: And so what? It was just a cat.

[The cat twitches and stands in its four limbs, for everyone's surprise.]

Ms. Ivy: Ops. I mean "zombie-cat".
Cat: FFSSSSSSSSSTTTTT!
Mari: Oh God. I didn't see that coming!
Ms. Ivy:

[The cat makes a few step, just to be grabbed by Pumpkin. She opens her mouth and swallows the whole zombie-cat. After this there was no reaction from the creature.]

Pumpkin: Problem solved! No more zombie-cat!
Mari: ... OK? Great. I didn't know you could... eats cats.
Pumpkin: I eat many thing, you know.
Mari: Great.  Well, let's go back home.

[Pumpkin nods, grabbing the head collection.]

Tabby: Aww, I'm so hungry! Can we eat brains now?
Ms. Ivy: Oh yeah, I'm getting hungry too!
Debra: Brains!
Ms. Ivy: You shut up, Puddin' head!
Alex: I hate these zombie girls.
Mary: Me too.
Ms. Ivy: What is it? Don't come with prejudices against zombies! We are people too!

[Mari and Pumpkin laugh in that silent night.]

Pumpkin: All's well that ends well.

Miss Ivy belongs to
Mary belongs to
Alex belongs to and
Mari belongs to and
Debra belongs to and
Tabby, Pumpkin and belong to