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sillyshepard — Friend Gain: James
Published: 2012-08-20 06:29:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 4546; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 11
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This kid is goin' places, and Silly can tell!Note: James officially became my bro like 10 minutes into the game after he rammed a shuttle into the bad lady and saved like the whole friggin galaxy. From then on, homies for life! One thing I don't understand, is that in ME3, Kaidan gained a personality while Ashley lost hers... YOU USED TO BE COOL AND HAVE AN OPINION INDEPENDENT FROM MY INFLUENCE, ASHLEY. WHAT THE HECK. You've been uppity ever since you ditched the bun and went for the tresemme look, Ash. I won't even call you that anymore. You're Ashley forever now, the popular girl who tries to talk to nerds and pretends she knows what they're talking about becuz being a nerd is trendy right now.
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MAN! now I have to stop reading because I haven't played ME3 yet.
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The danger has passed. I'm now able to continue reading. Hooray! (Or not, because the ending did make me a sad pony).
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I think everyone was a sad pony, for one reason or another
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It's the first time in my life when I've wholeheartedly embraced fanfiction as a way to heal my wounded, turian-human-baby-wanting heart.
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I had several nicknames for Vega...
Bolt Vanderhuge, Big McLargeHuge, Blast Hardcheese, Flint Ironstag, Crush Bonemeal, Trunk Slamchest...
Anyone who knows where i got those names from wins +1 interwebz
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Uhh.., WWE or some other wrestling thing?
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Nope. Its from something far more nerdy and obscure.
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Those are the best names... EVER
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Lt. Beefcake!!! You won't believe, but during my entire play through I called Vega "Corporal Beefcake"... lola
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Actually, that's not Ashley's fault, observe:
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As you can see, the dialogue was recorded, on the disk and ready to be loved. Funny and touching. But for some reason it doesn't show up, probably because Mac Walters didn't want to take the spotlight away from Liara, his digital waifu. Just pretend that it's in.
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she still sounds a little like a bitch to me with the constant "shut up" she says to shepard 
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Not exactly sure what bit you mean, but whatever.
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It was me teasing, as she says in just about every clip several times "shut up and kiss me"
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They were probably trying to figure out which bit to use that line in. Thane and Ashley's writing really suffered when Chris Le'toille left.
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Ah alight, if that was in, she wouldn't have been half as bad.
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Just pretend man. They've got to patch it someday.
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Ashley sucks Kaidan wins!
But I still think that Vega would suck against a Salarian companion
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But Beefcake would just bash his face in and then it wouldn't mean anything.
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Ashley and Kaiden both suck equally!.... Just my opinion
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Everyone has their opinion u.u
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It varies from game to game.
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NO: I hated Ash even in ME1, and more in ME2, and even more in ME3...
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lol thats awesome (bioware has ruined names for me every time i hear a name from a bioware game it makes me thinks of all the comics i read) *adds beefcake to list*
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Eh, I didn't pay enough attention to either Ashley or Kaidan to notice a difference. Human characters usually suck, and the aliens get all the personality. Most of the time, I'm hanging around Garrus, Grunt, or Jack. (Jack is defiantly an exception to the rule mentioned above. And I know this is considered sacrilege to most fans, but I prefer Jack to Tali.) And it really pissed me off that they took Krogans out as squad mates. That was damn near a deal breaker for me.
As for James, I didn't pay any never mind to him, because I thought he was a stereotypical roid enhanced freak job. I could have cared less, for another human squad mate.
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The Normandy is full of friends, the best of which are usually not human
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*cough*TeamDextro*cough**cough*
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Team Dextro always and forever more
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