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Published: 2018-10-07 12:13:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 13720; Favourites: 170; Downloads: 10
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Description Shrek had live his whole life in a sinful swamp full of sodomy and ass related zoophilia, he had bee living against the god's will. Drinking ales and different funny herbal drinks Shrek had destroyed himself spiritually. One day there was a light that came to him in a form of cross, god and Jesus. Shrek gave that light a change and started to study the way of Jesus. Suffering from STDs + corrosive foreskin with and bad long-term hangovers from different drugs he had done he dedicated a whole week to serve the spirit and learn about the holy god.
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MtheMagnificent [2023-10-23 15:03:04 +0000 UTC]

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Sikojensika In reply to MtheMagnificent [2023-10-23 15:06:29 +0000 UTC]

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Diznits [2023-01-09 19:30:19 +0000 UTC]

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Sikojensika In reply to Diznits [2023-01-23 11:33:49 +0000 UTC]

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QuantumInnovator [2022-11-17 04:33:10 +0000 UTC]

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Sikojensika In reply to QuantumInnovator [2022-11-30 11:24:51 +0000 UTC]

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nope0not0today [2021-03-23 17:37:48 +0000 UTC]

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Sikojensika In reply to nope0not0today [2021-03-26 08:40:22 +0000 UTC]

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nope0not0today In reply to Sikojensika [2021-03-26 17:04:28 +0000 UTC]

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StoryBirdArtist [2021-01-01 00:12:08 +0000 UTC]

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Sikojensika In reply to StoryBirdArtist [2021-01-01 01:43:49 +0000 UTC]

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Shreksnow [2020-03-15 00:05:45 +0000 UTC]

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Sikojensika In reply to Shreksnow [2020-03-23 10:21:14 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I totally yank it to shrek all day while listening to ALL STARS

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nagibator98723 [2019-08-24 09:51:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh shit

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Sikojensika In reply to nagibator98723 [2019-09-05 09:21:55 +0000 UTC]

oh shitlords help us garfield

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joycon [2019-02-23 05:02:28 +0000 UTC]

every demon:Β  vanished

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Sikojensika In reply to joycon [2019-02-23 07:20:23 +0000 UTC]

This is christian kid friendly profile on DA!!

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joycon In reply to Sikojensika [2019-02-23 16:48:13 +0000 UTC]

yours?

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ZEPHYRDICKY [2019-01-13 23:52:33 +0000 UTC]

Dreamworks:
Β  Β  Β  Β  Β 

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Sikojensika In reply to ZEPHYRDICKY [2019-01-14 20:31:22 +0000 UTC]

They will learn to love me

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ZeroDivisionToons [2018-10-29 14:06:58 +0000 UTC]

It’s funny in deep perspective, because Shrek is possibly a descendant of Christ

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Sikojensika In reply to ZeroDivisionToons [2018-10-29 17:44:46 +0000 UTC]

He is the essence of the human condition!!

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RourkeArts [2018-10-27 23:54:03 +0000 UTC]

This needs to be trending on DA.

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Sikojensika In reply to RourkeArts [2018-10-28 06:55:30 +0000 UTC]

CAN WE GET THIS TO TRENDING??? SMASH TREND!!!

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friendlymrguy [2018-10-19 19:38:09 +0000 UTC]

caann yiiou draww e snippr from tf2 seeing teh liaight aftr an entiire day of snipping .

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Sikojensika In reply to friendlymrguy [2018-10-19 20:17:00 +0000 UTC]

hahaha I can imagine a series of seeing the lightΒ 

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friendlymrguy In reply to Sikojensika [2018-10-19 20:24:40 +0000 UTC]

,,,,,,/neaatt

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B-X-X-L [2018-10-19 03:04:09 +0000 UTC]

why...

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Sikojensika In reply to B-X-X-L [2018-10-19 10:56:28 +0000 UTC]

Because Satan can't win the culture war!!

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HissHissSnek [2018-10-17 01:23:00 +0000 UTC]

such a wonderful tale... of Shrek

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Sikojensika In reply to HissHissSnek [2018-10-19 10:56:07 +0000 UTC]

No prisoners

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stdgiver2 [2018-10-10 13:54:49 +0000 UTC]

wtf??? i though shrek was LDS!!! my fanfic is ruined!!!Β 
also: nice art it reallly speaks to my brain cells

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Sikojensika In reply to stdgiver2 [2018-10-19 10:55:49 +0000 UTC]

Shrek is LSD in your heart forever my friend!

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AIDS-Man [2018-10-09 05:20:14 +0000 UTC]

But to lose the gift of HIV is a curse that only a wrathful god could muster.

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Sikojensika In reply to AIDS-Man [2018-10-10 05:15:13 +0000 UTC]

We must pray to the colon, it is the only way out

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Muscle-Boi [2018-10-09 04:47:41 +0000 UTC]

I agree, thank you for sharing.

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Sikojensika In reply to Muscle-Boi [2018-10-10 05:15:56 +0000 UTC]

Shrek prays for us every day,Β  but the swamp calls him back too

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wannahereajoke [2018-10-08 20:23:49 +0000 UTC]

petition to make shrek the mascot for all religions when

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Sikojensika In reply to wannahereajoke [2018-10-10 05:16:11 +0000 UTC]

Like now???

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wannahereajoke In reply to Sikojensika [2018-10-11 01:05:53 +0000 UTC]

yeah your right we need to make this shit happen

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flusacka [2018-10-08 13:53:03 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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Sikojensika In reply to flusacka [2018-10-10 05:16:48 +0000 UTC]

Ayyyy I would love that!

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LordFluffyBoots [2018-10-08 04:01:31 +0000 UTC]

Welp my life is completeΒ 

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Sikojensika In reply to LordFluffyBoots [2018-10-08 05:50:30 +0000 UTC]

This was my plan all along to complete lordfluffyboots life!

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remttid [2018-10-07 23:08:29 +0000 UTC]

Shrek 5: Mouth Sex No More

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Sikojensika In reply to remttid [2018-10-08 05:50:02 +0000 UTC]

Shrek 6: 666

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remttid In reply to Sikojensika [2018-10-08 15:30:04 +0000 UTC]

SHREK 7: THE SWAMP FIGHTS BACK

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blaze0boy [2018-10-07 21:30:54 +0000 UTC]

Shlek: kill me
Me:cool

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Sikojensika In reply to blaze0boy [2018-10-08 05:49:26 +0000 UTC]

Jesus: eat the ass part of bread

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OddlyDehydratedGrub [2018-10-07 20:47:05 +0000 UTC]

See shrek, accepting christ into your heart is the best! (and none of that sinful Buddhism)

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