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NAFTA1th January 1994
America: Heeey Canada! dude!
Canada: Huh? Oohh hey America. What is it, he?
America: Well, I heard from my bosses that if we pretend that Mexico is like one of the gang we can get money out of her... Well, not actually it more that we will have free trading with her so we will save money with that AND we can have our fabrics there for less then in our own countries.
Canada: Oohh... isn't that what you did with me too?...
America: So are you in or not, because I already asked Mexico if she would like to join and she said yes!
Canada: I guess if she's okay wi-
America: Okay we will do that! Later bro!
Canada: B-but... I couldn't even agreed with your idea...
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Comments: 33
Oh god America, what were you even thinking.
This is genius~!
What did your teacher say? O.O
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haha thanks Xp
Halfschepel said like "America was quick with deciding but to be honest Canada didn't really had a say in it " and so it existed it my mind XD
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Np~! XD
Haha, oh god, poor Canada. 
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If only he didn't have such older brother, everything would have been alright.
Though I'm sure if people would notice him even then.
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Naaah no body would sorry XD
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Haha, poor guy, forever alone.
Prussia is forever alone too, but he doesn't need any friends because he's awesome.
England doesn't care about friends.
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Hahaha
You forgot Romano!
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Oops! O.O But Romano loves being alone as well. XD
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haha you stupido bastardo!
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Do I have to get Spain for you Romano...
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-_- do you want to not wake up tomorrow?
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Nah...
Was just kidding. How about Fratello?
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well I'm trying my england wig now so Xp
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Haha, in that case I'll go get France.
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The bloody hell don't!
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Honhonhon, what's the matter mon ami?
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Bloody hell frog! Fuck off no one asked for you!
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Honhonhon! *gets a little closer and puts an arm around Arthur* But mon ami, we both know that deep down you just enjoy this moment together.
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Omg go away you bloody bastard *tries his bestest to push him away* go and find some girl or something to amuse yourself!
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The only girl I've ever loved was burned right before my eyes and all I could do was hope that she wasn't in to much pain and do nothing. *France sighed dramatically and quickly turned around.* Unless you wish to do such thing AGAIN, mon ami.
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U-uhh... *feels that he hit a trembling part and stands now awkwardly frozen just not to know what to do* s-sorry...*mutters the words for almost not to hear*
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*France sighes deeply and turns around without a smile for once. When he's not smiling, something's wrong.* Your Country killed her... You didn't even stop them when you could... But then again, my king played a part in it as well. But it has happened, and nothing can bring her back now.
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*England lowered his eyes* at that time I was busy with a war within my country also known as Roseswar... I had no idea what was going on at that time around me... But I guess that is not an excuse to be ignorant what my man did in that time...
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Yes, but you also took over most of our land, if it wasn't for Jeanne's sake there would never have come an end to all those years of war between us. You had a child as king during that time and our king got captured by you. Jeanne made a very important person king... But he paid her back in a terrible way. *A sigh escaped his lips* But that is in the past, oui? I don't like talking about her, it makes me sad.
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*snaps letting my tears roll over his face* I said sorry okay?! I'M BLOODY SORRY! But you should know as the best we aren't in charge of our own land I can't do anything about it and even though I tried! I BLOODY FUCKING TRIED! But I guess you never have killed someone he? No because you are the country of love?! Or wasn't it 'everything is allowed in love?!' What kind of fucking rule is that?!!!! *kinda of getting back to the reality*.. Sorry I didn't have to yell... I'm sorry I'll go.. *feels he better leave before he loses himself entirely*
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*before Arthur get's the chance to leave, France grabs his shoulder.* Do you really think that mon ami? That my country is purely made out of love? That we are to scared to fight against other folks? It isn't true... I murderdered towns, innocent people, even children. Come, let's go and eat somewhere in a pub, I'll pay. So we can set our minds to something else.
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Yeah... That sounds like a good idea *agrees while feeling he really needed that* And I can pay for myself you know *doesn't like to own someone one or not to lean on others like that*
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If you really want to than that's fine. But a man like me pays for other people when they asks them out for dinner. *smiles faintly and dances around* Vous ne me devez rien.
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I guess if you want to pay for me that badly ...*looking away scratching the back of his neck* Then I guess it would be rude to refuse...
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*France stops dancing around and smiles a beaming smile towards Arthur* Thank you mon ami. I'll make sure that everything will be just fine. Come along I'd say, I'll show you around the city and will pick a fine restaurant!
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*Stops to think for just a second if it was smart to drink with his conditions but then comes to a conclusion* OOh why not I guess one night can't hurt. Then you may lead me to where ever.
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*A smile grew around Francis' lips and he quickly lead Arthur inside the city to a restaurant called "Amour et Fantaisie"* I come here for years. The people are very nice. The Restaurant was owned by a male called Jérôme, we eventually became friends. He's dead sadly, nowadays his son Jean works here. They're very nice people, Cheri. Believe Big Brother France on his word.
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