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SarcasticFox — When Flying Pigs Attack
Published: 2007-09-19 18:35:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 3073; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 20
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I forgot to put a title on the strip. Oh well.This time, that is me... And yes, I'm wearing a sports jacket. I'm totally going to wear them when I can buy them, man! I will be the very picture of a 'weird Asian girl who dresses in tweed'.
Anyway, I'm getting a little sick of people going "omfg, why don't you have a bf?"
a) No one is apparently qualified to fit the quota. They're too busy giggling behind couches cause someone said 'nipple'.
b) I don't need an insignificant other to exemplify my existence.
c) They are assheads.
d) Look at c.
e) I'm not that much of a pleasant person in the first place. First of all, I'm not even sure I can emit emotions. So there. That and all the family problems I have...
In my head, 'Stephen' has a Scottish accent. It's a long story. (WHY ARE ALL THE COOL PEOPLE SCOTTISH? Or Canadian? Although.. Stephen (Fry)isn't Scottish. But he does a great accent.)
Mikko keeps insisting if I knew him in real life I'd be 'in love with him'. Aww that guy. It's so adorably stupid it's hilarious.
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...this is me.
Except I lost my emotions slowly.
I watched to many shows like supernatural and sherlock, then read to many angst/hurt FICA about said shows. I think they broke me.
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I have to stop commenting on your deviations but i so totally agree (you should try living in Australia, i swear, the men here...). Bring on the flying pigs.
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scottish and canadian people rock, though at my school for some reason everyone has one conspiracy theory or another about canadians.....
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Ahmen to that. And seriously If you lived in Scotland you'd change your mind. All Scottish males are idiots.
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True. But then you can say that about any nationality.
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Thank you for exemplifying just about everything I've encountered in college. "a" is so true. Geez, boys.
(also, I'm completely with you on the cool-people-are-Scottish thing. Just look at Doctor Who!....Ok well even though John Barrowman and David Tennant don't USE their accents, they're still Scottish and awesome, haha)
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Everyone turns out to be scottish somehow. I don't know why. Colin Mochrie's Scottish. And Paul McGillian. I was so shocked when John turned out to be from Glasgow! His accent makes me laugh when he uses it on interviews. It's so weeeeiirdd..
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Hahaha, it is weird, but I like it...I saw the cutest interview where the host was like "Now, c'mon, do a bit of Scottish for us...I bet you do it all the time for [your partner] Scott." And John replied (with accent) something like "Ooch, nae. 'e donnae like it, 'e says it's nowt like me."
I was pretty much thinking, "John Barrowman, you can come 'speak Scottish' to me any time you please!"
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Scottish people for the win!
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Ha! I don't have a boyfriend either, and you have just given me five good reasons to use when people ask.
Nice comic, flying pigs are tasty to look at.
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"Is Tobias gay?" That lone made me spittake, I was laughing so hard. Excellent!
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Arrested Development! Yay!
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Amen to smexy Scottish accents and not needing a relationship to justify your existence!
Love the comic...especially your expression.
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*Hand up*
I'm Scottish ^^
Seriously though... The perfect people are ususally the people who don't fill all of the quotas, but make an entirely new one by themselves ^^ Relationships don't come ready-made.
They come more like things from IKEA, where you have no swadding clue how to put the peices together and occasionally end up with something that won't stand up and explodes if you get too close...
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Thanks for the pep talk.
Got one about the birds and the bees?
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Yup.
*Ahem*
They're both fun to squish.
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If you squish birds, you're a sick bastard. 
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I was joking about the bird squish thing... I hated it in the new Robin hood series when that happened ><
Wait, you have pigeons?
And odds are the pep-talk above does not actually apply in real life... Heck: I suck at relationships. So i don't know what the hokey i was thinking trying to give a lecture...
"Those who can; do. Those who can't; Teach."
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I know you were joking. XD And I don't have pigeons. I want some though! I'd be a shoe-in for Claude.
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b. is so true. I didn't have a boyfriend till I was 18 and I don't have one now, I'd like one but I'd rather focus on other things for the time being.
Also... tweed rocks!
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You're so right, why does everyone think EVERY single teenage girl has to have a boyfriend?
I'm really in no position to talk, like, at all, because I have a girlfriend. But I'm endorsing your point anyway >_>
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Boyfriends seem kinda lame to me
Never had one, and it hasn't really bothered me.
Great drawing
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boys make good friends.... good, but never very close friends 
*considers stealing your idea*
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yup, nearly all scottish people are nice, and Canadians.
but yay to flying pigs, as yours are cute and well drawn.
P.S. before i forget, exelent drawing as usual. i'm envious (as usual!)
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lol know the feeling about the boy friend ting, why does everyone expect a teenage grl to have one any way??, so steryotypicaly speaking (have i got that right?) it's like saying all girls like pink
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WHY ARE ALL THE COOL PEOPLE SCOTTISH?
You really want me to answer that?
Fav'd.
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