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Sammi-The-FF-Freak — Girdle Giggles 2
Published: 2007-10-27 16:32:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 4450; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 32
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Imoen tricked Xan into wearing a Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity. Bassed off of an actual in-game experience. Part 2 of 2.Related content
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Am I allowed to use it? If so, I'll have to combine the two pages ^_^
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y'know whats real funny about this?
He doesn't look that different than how he did before... well.. cept the boobs and all..
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This is more funny than the time Edwin use the neverscroll and turn himself into a girl.
I wonder how Xan feels. have a guy falling in love with him?
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One more thing. Where did you find the gurdle?
I can't seem to find it. I want to put it on Xan before I blow him up again.
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Map ....south of the Friendly Arm Inn, I believe. You meet an ogre wh really likes belts. He (or she, considering the nature of the thing) is wearing the girdle.
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'Kreca: Blast him into oblivion!!! 
Midorii: She means Garrick.
Alshara: *smirk*
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Xan: T.T But the only spell I have left is Color Spray...
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'Kreca: So smack him. Magic isn't the only answer.
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'Kreca: *points to a guy who's front half is imbeded in the wall* That's the last guy that followed me around. ^_^ It's kinda fun sometimes.
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'Kreca: *shrugs* It gets rid of annoyances rather quickly.
Sephiroth: And she wondered why she stayed single for so long.
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Sephiroth: And then there's the fact that she keeps outliving her husbands. Probably prematurely ages them with her personality.
'Kreca: Hey! That's not true and you know it!
Sephiroth: Personally, Xan, I'd avoid her. She just might end up killing you too.
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Xan: --; I am doomed to die, anyway. So what does it matter where I go, or what I do?
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Sephiroth: I guess the option is if you would like to go now or later.
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lol you may now wanna ask xan that question
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'Kreca: I do not kill people before their time!
Sephiroth: You just make them wish they did.
'Kreca: Sammi! Make 'im stop!!
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Sammi: Sorry, 'Kreca, but as I have no desire to end up like Aeris, I think it wise not to interfere...
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Sephiroth: *devilish grin*
'Kreca: T_T Nobody loves me anymore.
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Sammi: --; you're a frickin' GODDESS, why dont ya do something yourself?
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'Kreca: I would...but I'm not allowed to smite him. He works for the Goddess of Fertility. And she's of a higher rank than me. T_T Only Death can contradict her...and we're not on speaking terms right now.
Sephiroth: She had an unreasonable request.
'Kreca: It was perfectly reasonable. All I wanted was to spend a little time with my husband, but noooo, Death can't do without his secretary....*mumblemumblemumble*
Sephiroth: And thus I can get away with whatever I want....with the exception of hitting on her. I wouldn't do it anyway, but if I did she'd send me to who knows where. *pauses* She's a perfect assistant for suicide.
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Sy: *begins making list of things to say that he thinks may anger 'Kreca*
Xan: O_o Not even I'M that stupid...
Sammi: *sigh* No one is...
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Sephiroth: *shrugs* You don't really need a list, Sy. All you have to do is flirt with her.
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Sy: *scowls* But I'm not GOOD at that.
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Sephiroth: *shrugs* Just letting you in on a secret. Very little else ticks her off.
Chiisai: Her fuse is practically a mile long. *grins* It is fun to see her fly off the handle though. *scratches an ear* Messing up her kitchen might get her angry enough to kill, but chances are she'll just kick you out.
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Sy: *sigh* Well, I guess I could try something...Hey, 'Kreca.
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'Kreca: *looks up from her book* Hmm?
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Sy: Um...are you tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day.
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'Kreca: *looks confused* Are you feeling okay? *places a hand against Sy's forehead* You're not running a fever...
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Sy: *under breath* Oh dear gods, I can't believe I'm about to do this...*slaps 'Kreca on the butt*
Sammi: --; What the hells is he trying to do?
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'Kreca: *eyes widen and she delivers a fierce uppercut to Sy's chin followed with a kick to his abdomen that sends him flying into the wall* What the heck do you think you're doing, you idiot?
Sephiroth: *smirk* Told ya.
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Sy: *groan* Am I dead yet?
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Sephiroth: Doesn't look like it. Made a nice dent in the wall though.
'Kreca: >.< What did you do that for!? I don't recall giving you any license to touch me in such a familiar way.
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Sy: Um. Cause you're hot?
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'Kreca: *stops and stares at Sy* Are you sure you're feeling alright, Sy? You're not acting normal.... *walks over to give him a hand up*
Sephiroth: *smirk*
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Sy: *grabs 'Kreca in a...rather awkward place*
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'Kreca: *looks down at Sy's hand then meets his eyes. Then in a very quiet voice* I suggest that you remove your hand very quickly or you will not like the consquences.
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Sy: *does not*
Sammi: 'Kreca, don't kill him--that's what he wants.
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'Kreca: I don't plan on it. I don't kill unless absolutely nessessary. *slaps Sy's hand away* Shall I tell you what happened to the last guy that pushed me too far?
Sephiroth: *shudders* I don't.
'Kreca: I wasn't talking to you. Well, Sy?
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Sy: You're hot when you're angry.
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'Kreca: ... ... ...I don't know whether to be disturbed or flattered....
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Sy: 'Kreca...do you work with the UPS?
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'Kreca: *blinks* Uh...no. Why do you ask?
Sephiroth: *snicker*
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Sy: 'Cause I could've sworn I saw you checking out my package!
Sammi: --; That is...so...wrong.
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Sephiroth: Fun, though.
'Kreca: *odd look* You've been associating with Nase for too long. *sighs* Sy...I'm flattered at the attention, but stick with Samarre. You're not ready to handle a girl like me. *pauses* Besides, she's alot prettier than me.
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Sy: DAMMIT!
Sammi: *snrk* He was just trying to get you to kill him...'Cause Sephiroth told him you'd kill him if he hit on you.
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'Kreca: Yes, I know what his goal was. I'm a telepath. I usually don't kill those that push me. They wish I did though. *looks at Sy* Let that be a warning to you. What I didn't know was that Sephiroth intiated it. *sugary sweet tone* Oh Sephiroth...!
Sephiroth: And I believe that's my cue to leave.
Chiisai: Coward.
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