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Published: 2015-05-08 22:37:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 55037; Favourites: 319; Downloads: 0
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One rich man's trash is a demon's stepping stone for the apocalypse.
Also, One rich man's trash is a fanbase's highly protected bean. (IDK, I can't use the term "Bean" right on the internet)
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WHY ISN'T THERE ANY FANFICTION BASED OFF THIS?!?!?!?
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I have an odd feeling that the "useless trash" they're referring to might just be Pacifica (at least in Preston's and Bill's eyes)?
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Part 2 idea: The twins should create a Pacifca Sock puppet so they will be able to communicate and find a way to stop bill
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there won't be part II, the rest is up to your imagination.
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Crap... crap... crap crap crap crapcrapcrapcrapittycraaaaaaaaaaap. O_O"
Now would be a good time to run.
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dipper: *with a cross* OUTTA THIS HOUSE! OUTTA THIS HOUSE!
bicifica? i dont know of name.
bificica: ITS RAPING TIME MUTHERFUCKA!
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..................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D,:
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Ok, I need to make some calls. When this is over, Preston will drown on his own blood and chocolate milk
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Glad you get the reference
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T: scare the shit out of me
R: can believe Pacifica's father call her useless trash man never thought we will hate a cartoon character so much Fuck you Northwests(not pacifica)
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Don't worry, someday, when she marries Dipper & takes on his name, you can curse the Northwests all you want!
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dipper: *covered in guts, body parts, and blood* OOPS I murdered all of them except pacifica.
you: why?
dipper: she is the only non evil one
you: oh really?
dipper: YES! *starting to blush*
you: YOU LIKE HER!
dipper: NO!
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you: wait until i tell her.
dipper: NO!
you: OH P- *dipper tackles you*
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dipper: I WILL DANCE ON YOUR DEAD BODY LIKE I DID WITH HER FAMILY!
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0-0 no.
Other ships activate!
I WILL DISTROY PACIFICA!!
I WANNA HELP! LET ME DESTROY HERRRRRR!
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dipper: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! why cant i love someone my own age?
wendy: because it makes too much sense
bill: because im gay for you
dipper: ....................
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*dipper kisses bill* '
pacifica: NUUUUUUUUUU!
*wendy snaps her fingers*
wendy: BILL!
bill: DAMN IT I WAS DAYDREAMING!
dipper: ?
wendy: *shrugs her shoulders*
pacifica: LEAVE MY DIPPING SAUCE ALONE!
bill: oh yeah what you gonna do about it you snobby rich girl!
pacifica: WHAT DID YOU *in demonic voice* CALL ME?
bill: A SNOBBY RICH GIRL!
pacifica: FUS RO DAH! *blasts bill back to nightmare realm*
wendy: FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT! *runs away*
dipper: ...............
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I'M BACK, MUTHAHBUCKAAAAAAAAHS!!!!
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pacifica: *permantly banishes bill*
dipper's thoughts: OH GOD SHES HOT! A HOTTIE AND A BADASS. better than wendy
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pacifca: I WILL EAT YOU!
bill: OK IM OUT FOREVER!
dipper's thoughts: DONT GET A BONER! DONT GET A BONER!
pacifica: ok dipper im done.
*dipper starts to sweat*
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*ponify poof*
Dippah: *POMPH*
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dipper: *thoughts* GET THE ICE! SHES TOO HOT!
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*Dippah teleports away right before wing bo—**POMPH*
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pacifica: ............. O_O
dipper: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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*Dippah teleports away*
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pacifica: he likes me.
*dipper teleports back*
dipper: NO I DONT!! *blushing*
*telports away*
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*Pacifica teleports after him with a locator spell*
Pacifica: Yes you doooooooooooooo.....
Dippah:
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dipper: GO THE FUCK AWAY!
pacfica: NUPE!
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Our fandoms believe that Pacifica and I should fight for you, Dipper Pines, while you, Flash, and the other princesses watch....
Dippah: Who're you?
Apparently I'm your waifu.
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dipper: what the hell is that?
pacfica: SHUT UP AND KISS ME!
me: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
you: *backs away slowly*
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