bigbangboys [2017-02-21 05:57:31 +0000 UTC]
Yakko: This is the city: Los Angeles, California. On a starlit winter's night, When the moon was shining bright, Back in January of 1994, At 4:30 in the morning, And without a single warning, Something strange began to move the floor. A quake, a quake, The house begins to shake. You're bouncing 'cross the floor And watching all your dishes break. You're sleeping, there's a quake, You're instantly awake. You're leaping out of bed and shouting... Dr. Scratchansniff: Oh, for heaven's sake! Yakko: I ran outside with neighbors, Their faces filled with shock. That's because I'm standing there In nothing but my socks. Oh, a quake, a quake... Dot: Say, it's all a big mistake! Wakko: Just watch the ground go up and down! Yakko: Won't someone hit the break? A quake, a quake, Oh, what a mess they make! The bricks, the walls, The chimney falls, Destruction in its wake! Dr. Scratchansniff: I did not have insurance, So I called them from the scene Und suddenly I'm listening to An answering machine, saying... Yakko: Too late! Too late! You shouldn't oughta wait! So now you're stuck, We wish you luck! Here comes a six-point-eight! Whose fault? Whose fault? The San Andreas' fault, 'Cause Mister Richter Can't predict her Kicking our asphalt! Seismologists all say Tectonic plates are in between An encroaching crustal mantle. Wakko and Dot: Yeah, so what the heck's that mean? Yakko: It means a quake, a quake! Wakko and Dot: Oh, really, yeah, no fake? We kinda had that feeling When the ground began to shake! Yakko: California's great! It's such a lovely state! 'Cause every lawn Is sitting on A continental plate! Los Angeles had fires And a riot and a flood And then a drought and a recession And now we hear this thud Of a quake, a quake! The Warners: How much more can we take?! Dot: We thought that we had seen it all... Yakko: But this one takes the cake! The dirt... Dot: The rocks... Wakko: And all those aftershocks! The Warners: It's just the planet Moving granite Several city blocks! (to the tune of London Bridge) LA town is falling down While the ground moves around! We won't let it get us down, We're Californians! Yakko: A quake... Dot: A quake... Wakko: It's time to pull up stake. Yakko: We're all fed up, We can't deny it! Dot: Fires, quakes, and floods, and riot! The Warners: We want someplace with peace and quiet... So we're moving to Beirut!
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