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Description Minecraft Rule #2: Don't let go of LShift when at a high altitude.
Rule #1 is obviously don't dig straight down.

Made using MS Paint. I like simplicity.
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Mattpoppybros [2012-05-21 00:23:23 +0000 UTC]

RULES OF MINECRAFT:

Don't dig straight down.
A stable source of food is more important than anything else.
Don't waste things that aren't renewable.

Those are the most important ones.

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randomizedgoldfish In reply to Mattpoppybros [2012-05-21 20:24:34 +0000 UTC]

Stable source of food? That's no fun!

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Mattpoppybros In reply to randomizedgoldfish [2012-05-21 23:20:32 +0000 UTC]

yes it is

melon farm

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InkTheEchidna [2012-05-18 05:02:51 +0000 UTC]

Until it glitches and you fall to your death.

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randomizedgoldfish In reply to InkTheEchidna [2012-05-21 20:23:48 +0000 UTC]

Rule #3: Press F3, ESC, then start praying to Notch.

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theUNDEADSHARK [2012-05-17 22:46:29 +0000 UTC]

1. Fear the dark
2. Do not dig straight down.
3. Do not dig straight up. (Might be invalid since lave drips through blocks)
4. Shut the damn door!

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randomizedgoldfish In reply to theUNDEADSHARK [2012-05-21 20:22:05 +0000 UTC]

#1: It's Herobrine! PANICSTAIONSANDDIE!
#2,3: Durrrrrrr...except for noob towers.
#4: Pressure plates

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Seinithil [2012-05-17 22:31:25 +0000 UTC]

Nooo, rule 2 is don't dig stright up.
3 is holding shift at high altitudes. 4 is sprinting the flip away when you hear a "HissssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

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randomizedgoldfish In reply to Seinithil [2012-05-21 20:20:28 +0000 UTC]

Straight up? Why would you ever want to do that? And sprinting decreases your chance of survival as it takes two taps of W, which results in a split second of non-movement.
My rule #4 would be ESC, then peaceful.

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Seinithil In reply to randomizedgoldfish [2012-05-21 22:02:28 +0000 UTC]

Depends on your reflexes. If you're quick enough to hit the ESC key, then go for it. I'd probably be better off just sprinting away.

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randomizedgoldfish In reply to Seinithil [2012-05-22 06:59:55 +0000 UTC]

I play with my finger over the ESC key.

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Seinithil In reply to randomizedgoldfish [2012-05-25 11:10:45 +0000 UTC]

What about when 1.3 comes out? With the new local servers thing (which is complete crap, by the way), the game keeps running when you pause it. And you wouldn't have time to click in and switch to peaceful - the creeper doesn't give you enough time.

You could sprint away, then click to peaceful?

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randomizedgoldfish In reply to Seinithil [2012-05-25 18:33:47 +0000 UTC]

WHATTTTT?!
That's it, I'm permanently playing on peaceful from now on...

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Seinithil In reply to randomizedgoldfish [2012-05-27 01:55:25 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha. Join the club.

But I dunno, maybe they'll make it so you can change your world back to a file, instead of being hosted on a local server.

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randomizedgoldfish In reply to Seinithil [2012-05-27 10:21:00 +0000 UTC]

I hope so.

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