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QuadManX — Oh Crap
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Published: 2009-10-25 01:01:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 749; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 28
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"Dear Diary,Today, at work, I had a little accident while putting away some books. (One of which was the book "How to get a NUN in the sack"... why do I always seem to have to put THAT one back on the shelf?!) Anyway, for some reason, some books had fallen off of the top shelf and clonked me on the head. (IT HURT! )
I watched, as if in slow motion, as the books fell towards me. The only thing that came to mind was... "OH SHRIMP!"... but I didn't actually think the word "shrimp".
Love,
Rennie. "
Poor Rennie, about to get clonked on the head... but on a positive note, she has a new outfit! (note the irony of the book titles that fell on her)
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Yup, sometimes, irony just clonks ya on the head to say "Hello"
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And poor li'l Rennie, rolls around on the floor, holding her head, for the next 5 minutes or so.
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And, also, the brown book in her hand. Fitting.
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Yup, I wanna read the book "EEP!"... I hear it is a classic.
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Do you know what the basic plot about it is?
XD
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I just noticed the names of the other books:
"Book of hedache cures" and "Gravity is your friend" strange, books about making a current enemy a friend, and how to deal with what you're about to get XD
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Eyup, the irony is what I was going for there. heh
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I believe you meant... "Oh crap!" heh
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LAWL!!!!!
also, what section is that nun book in???
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