Comments: 203
VantaPurple [2022-02-01 11:42:00 +0000 UTC]
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hyrulelynel [2020-12-07 18:14:02 +0000 UTC]
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kyoyane [2018-02-19 17:30:52 +0000 UTC]
hi SCP-582, how's going? you did a breach in the scp foundation only to come see me? how cute of you
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CatSlendy12 [2017-12-04 02:11:43 +0000 UTC]
Just imagine seeing this in your house
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TheSkyPack [2016-11-15 05:46:49 +0000 UTC]
Me: *See's white tenticle* Hey isn't that Offender Man? ... .o.
Very Nice! This one ugh, moi goodness so cweepy!
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FateMagician [2016-07-20 21:08:51 +0000 UTC]
*Walks in, stops and sees Slenderman*
Me: ...Nope!
*Promptly runs away*
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didka2002 [2016-07-09 21:45:32 +0000 UTC]
u-um ... hello s-s-slender ... p-p-please d-dont k-kill m-m-me ...Β
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TTheFaceless [2016-06-26 02:43:14 +0000 UTC]
.....
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nokorulove [2016-06-19 14:59:31 +0000 UTC]
I love this! You make Slenderman so hot! I know that sounds weird but you really do make him very handsome.Β
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MoonAngel1998 [2016-04-29 15:01:15 +0000 UTC]
slender: i've been expecting youΒ
Me: oh well ok i'm just gonna go now *runs for mi life*lol yolo
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MrSpartin [2016-04-22 10:44:30 +0000 UTC]
"All work and no play makes Slender a dull Man."
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Anonymous7263 [2016-04-03 05:06:21 +0000 UTC]
Good morrow, how has your day been?
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Chica56 [2016-02-07 04:25:37 +0000 UTC]
Β HI......SLENDERMAN.......Please don't kill me.......
Β Β
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crimsonknightgallant [2016-02-01 00:12:45 +0000 UTC]
I saw this and thought
"OK WHO FUCKED UP" XD
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PinkiKitty338 [2016-01-17 17:55:24 +0000 UTC]
Slendy be likeΒ
"Proceed"
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Akita-Nix [2015-12-20 03:33:28 +0000 UTC]
I'd be like:
hmm... so theres blood so you killed someone. I guess it's my family *looks chilled out but walk turn and run into the kitchen and get a knife and run out into the street*
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colorsthepainter [2015-11-17 23:22:13 +0000 UTC]
he reminds me of the principal from school....
mmmm yesh you have been called down to the office for making a joke about my face, soooo.... prepare to die
(i will never make fun of you again)
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LeonSKenne [2015-11-12 16:12:19 +0000 UTC]
EL JEFAZO DAMM!
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NobodyNobodyIsHome [2015-09-02 21:19:02 +0000 UTC]
If the Slender Man sat on my sofa in my house... I would try to run. But then there's the "Can't Run" page... So... The Slender Man + Someone = Lifeless corpse.
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ArcticPhoenixStar [2015-08-14 13:50:06 +0000 UTC]
If I came home to this....
"HOLY FLYING CROWS!"
"YOU SAW NOTHING SIR!"
*Disappears in an explosion of black feathers*
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serenawarren14 [2015-07-31 12:19:38 +0000 UTC]
I love how he's so casual, just sitting there with all theΒ freaking blood on the floor! I love ya slendy but Β Β Β Β Β
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Spurlia [2015-07-23 03:07:55 +0000 UTC]
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaasssshhhh!!!
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LuanaGamer [2015-06-24 02:21:29 +0000 UTC]
Like a Boss okno xDD
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ELISSAMICHELLE [2015-05-25 07:46:55 +0000 UTC]
Slender: Where have you been? (or) Welcome. to your doom.
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VaatiShakes [2015-05-06 16:49:23 +0000 UTC]
Me : Thank youΒ
slendy : what ?Β
Me : ......dunnoΒ
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Kitagami [2015-05-03 02:52:20 +0000 UTC]
*Walk in and see Slenderman* uuhhh you gonna clean it up okay?
Slender: No
Dammit
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shadowdeathmist [2015-04-30 01:03:54 +0000 UTC]
*sneaks into living room to watch horror movies and sees slender* oh hey tall guy! Wait wat!!!! Slender fucking man why r u in mah living room?!!!
Slender: I was bored??? Nah it's just quiet here !
Well shit* I sit on couch with mr no face and watch anime and shitty horror films*
THE END
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SpawnOfSatan0-0 [2015-04-29 11:44:35 +0000 UTC]
*Walks into my room*
*Sees slendy*
".........oh"
*Walks out*
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TwoTailskunoichi [2015-04-25 12:53:49 +0000 UTC]
WHAT DO YOU WANT, SLENDY?!
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MarbleHornetsWatcher [2015-04-12 21:51:45 +0000 UTC]
*walks into room to get a drink of water* He-. Never mind. Don't need it anyway. *walks out of room*
XDDD
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DeadlyKeya-chan19 [2015-04-05 23:18:40 +0000 UTC]
O.O am I in trouble Slender?
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BRSMat0 [2015-03-23 22:46:15 +0000 UTC]
Hi Dad , good to see you homeΒ Β Β
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AliceBNight [2015-03-23 13:33:41 +0000 UTC]
uuuh.... hey
love the art
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demon0496 [2015-03-13 04:37:28 +0000 UTC]
Doooocccctteer Frrreeeeeeeeemmmaann!
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BRSMat0 [2015-03-12 00:37:47 +0000 UTC]
Hi Dad! Β
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