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Published: 2017-09-29 08:00:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 182; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 0
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"Hmmph! I don't need all this! I got all the body heat in world to keep me warm! but... it is rather soft..."I might do other's Toris, but he and Carol are two mains I was focused on, and I did it YAY!!!
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Volc can be a bit salty but still, c00t
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True Indeed, true indeed...
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I would like an order of 100 salt shakers for Volc please
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*gives the salt shakers* it won't be hard to retrieve them that's for sureΒ
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*Shakes the salt on top of Volc's head*
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Volc: H-H-HEY!!! Watch it! *shakes the salt off* I'm Not That Salty! *makes a sour face*
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*Shrugs and makes a smug* Sorry, just a habit
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Volc: Seriously!?...
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Nah just kidding. Its not like I dropped a Lavalantula on your head
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Volc: WAIT WHAT!!! *Shakes his head violently and tries to take off whats not there*
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Dude, there's nothing there. Lavalantulas don't- *Hears hissing behind me* ..exist...there's one behind me, isn't there?
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Volc: Oh Sh... Gotta fly! *flies away*
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DUDE! DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND! *Transforms into a skull-headed Eagle and flies off as more come out from a...pit of fire...at least I think it is*
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Volc: Sorry! Nature's the Survival of the Fittest!!!Β
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OF COURSE! YOU HAD TO SAY IT! ALRIGHT, F**K IT! *Brings out shotgun, holds it in talons and shoots the hell out of the damn things*
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Volc: Pffft! You call that killing! I'll show you the art of it! *he starts to breathe fire on them*
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...you do realize they're from the pits of fire, A.K.A. HELL!?
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Volc: Well SOORRY!!! I don't what the hell are those!
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ALRIGHT! USE A RANDOM FIRE EXTINGUISHER THAT I'M GOING TO CONVENIENTLY PULL OUT OF NOWHERE! *Pulls out a convenient fire extinguisher out of nowhere*
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Volc: WHAT THE?!?!
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HOLD IT! AND LOWER YOURSELF DOWN! I DON'T CARE IF ITS HEAVY!
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Volc: UGHHH!!! Fine! *he holds it with his talons, but it's a bit too heavy for him so he violently flaps his wings*
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Although, it lowers him down a bit
BAH! I'MMA JUST LAND AND KILL THEM! *Goes down and starts shooting them*
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Volc: HEY!!! WAIT UP!!! *Dives down after you with the extinguisher*
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Until a Lavalantula started to target him instead
USE THE EXTINGUISHER ON IT!
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Volc: ACK!!! HOW!!! *he accidentally turns it on while getting away, spraying the monster*Β
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Soon it starts to scream, which is unnatural for an animal...well, its a monster actually
Volc, you do realize you turned it on right?
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Volc: Huh?! Oh Right! *Dives in once again, spraying it all over them* TAKE IT ALL YOU MONSTROSITIES!!!
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(Yo, look at this joke video from 2 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?time_con⦠)
He kept spraying it to the Lavalantulas, but they still kept coming
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(And then... There was Jaws 20...)
Volc: These things spawn like FREAKING WILDFIRE!!!
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(Then, Jaws 21)
What did ya expect!? They're called Lavalantulas! THEY'RE EXPECTED TO BE IN SWARMS!
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Volc: I'VE TOLD YOU!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE!!!
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THEN WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA BE HELL SPIDER MEAT SOON!
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Volc: RIGHT! *He flies upwards, away from the swarm*
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Later...
HIDE IN THAT HOUSE! THEY WON'T FIND US IN THERE! *Dive bombs into the roof*
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Volc: *Dives after him* Great! WHAT NOW!!!
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Soon, they crash. But they don't realize its Carol's home
Alright... *Checks the window* ... *Slowly closes the curtains in traumatization* I recommend you to not look outside right now...
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Volc: Trust me... I don't want to... *looks around* Wait... this looks... familiar...
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......ah shit. We must be in Carol's place
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Volc: Looks like he isn't h...
*Carol walks in, having a really tired face, looking like he just woke up* wha... whats going on here...
Volc: ... Shoot...
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Carol, I can explain everything
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Carol: *gives a confused face*
Volc: You go sort it out, I need a warm cup of water... *flies to the kitchen*
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Then later, Carol looks at the window, seeing that a Lavalantula is on it, showing its torso
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Carol: *gives a WTF Face* ...what is that?...
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...a lavalantula. A.k.a. a hell spider
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Carol: ...and why is it here...
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It came from a pit. Of fire. And there's a swarm of 'em outside
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Carol: *Gives a shocked face*Β
Volc: *Flies in with speed* Guys! We have a Problem!
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Volc: Okay one! Carol! The Heater is off for the water, and Second... They are trying to bust through the back door!
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