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Published: 2011-08-08 19:03:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 926; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 9
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Description So anyways, the RL lives in the desert, and therefore is likely not to be able to swim.... so teh PL gives her swimming lessons!

.... its not going wery well....

PL: Rinja dear! youre choking me! and please pull back your claws!
RL: *seeing deep water* *whimper!*


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Comments: 124

Polarliger In reply to ??? [2013-10-05 22:16:57 +0000 UTC]

not much of a watersport fanatic here, but i love swimming xD
i just wish the norwegian summers gave us more of the weather that dont indicate a horrible death if we try bathing in the sea....

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Miwanzo In reply to Polarliger [2013-10-05 22:21:30 +0000 UTC]

Norwegian summers? That's a thing?

In Ireland the sea is fine all year around, its getting out that gets you, especially when your aunt left the towels in the car... with the keys. XD

 

 

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Polarliger In reply to Miwanzo [2013-10-05 22:35:28 +0000 UTC]

yes.... there was one in 1997... XDD
i only left the beach to eat and sleep xD

and locking the car with the keys inside XDDD
brilliant XDDDDD

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Miwanzo In reply to Polarliger [2013-10-05 22:41:58 +0000 UTC]

I would have been about one then, weird to think that other people were doing my three favourite things while I was still drinking from a baby bottle. Hope it was good enough to last you until the next one.

 

After the hot chocolate it was. Before we got the car open (somehow) she had to dress me because I was too cold. *shivers*

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Miscomunication [2011-10-06 10:50:36 +0000 UTC]

Ican swim; I just don't enjoy it as much as I used to XD
And I HATE oceans
ever since one beach tried to drag me out into it and then spit me back; I do not like them ._.

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Polarliger In reply to Miscomunication [2011-10-06 16:41:53 +0000 UTC]

i LOVE those beaches XDDD
as long as the waves dont get higher than a meter that is...

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Miscomunication In reply to Polarliger [2011-10-09 04:10:28 +0000 UTC]

XDDD

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Polarliger In reply to Miscomunication [2011-10-09 11:12:51 +0000 UTC]

was lucky to be able to travel to hawaii once.... them beaches... it was like a dream i tell you!!!

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Miscomunication In reply to Polarliger [2011-10-12 11:49:21 +0000 UTC]

I wanna go to Hawaii at least once~

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Polarliger In reply to Miscomunication [2011-10-12 12:46:38 +0000 UTC]

i recomend it

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Miscomunication In reply to Polarliger [2011-10-13 11:00:11 +0000 UTC]

X3

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Zenarraus [2011-08-13 18:18:55 +0000 UTC]

ROFLMAOSHWAAA! I never thought about Rinja not being able to swim. I was raised in a destery area but we lived on the coast so I had swimming lessons.x D

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Polarliger In reply to Zenarraus [2011-08-13 18:28:02 +0000 UTC]

i just HAD to use this

so basicly, you can swim, but loathe water?

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Zenarraus In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-13 18:30:39 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Water is not my friend.

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Polarliger In reply to Zenarraus [2011-08-13 18:36:57 +0000 UTC]

*patpat* xD personally, i LOVE it

btw, seen the newest pics from skyrim? the argonian is EPIC!!!

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Zenarraus In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-13 18:38:20 +0000 UTC]

No I have not! I demand to see!
Did you get the game?

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Polarliger In reply to Zenarraus [2011-08-13 18:41:48 +0000 UTC]

[link]

i wish x)

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Zenarraus In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-13 18:53:24 +0000 UTC]

S:FKDNHSDLFNSDLF THEY LOOK AWESOME! Everything looks awesome, I went and watched a video somewhere and the game sounds so cool.

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Polarliger In reply to Zenarraus [2011-08-13 19:14:45 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW!!!
there is a pic of the dark elf too. it looks scary and awesome
(and there might be werewolves in skyrim?)

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Zenarraus In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-13 19:34:50 +0000 UTC]

ZOMG I WOULD LOVE THAT! Werewolves for the win! It would be even cooler if they actually turned by into people and there would be like a quest or something where you had to share a camp with them for a night, then they turn into a werewolf and you must fight them!
I'm sure that's not what they meant by having them in there, but I can dream. xD

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Polarliger In reply to Zenarraus [2011-08-13 19:42:40 +0000 UTC]

one of the guys working there accedentally made it slip out xD
and ppl who are werewolves, will have yellowishwhite eyes and snarl and growl when fighting.
and am trying realy hard not to turn the growl part into something dirty XDDD

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Zenarraus In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-13 19:45:40 +0000 UTC]

ROFL, do it, make it dirty. Everything is better with a little dirt on it. ;D Except food. D:

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Polarliger In reply to Zenarraus [2011-08-13 20:01:33 +0000 UTC]

i wonder how many ppl will stop up and read my comment just because of the word sex xD

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Zenarraus In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-13 20:06:27 +0000 UTC]

Probably lots. XDD

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Polarliger In reply to Zenarraus [2011-08-13 20:17:32 +0000 UTC]

there is always one xDD

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Zenarraus In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-14 01:46:37 +0000 UTC]

Always. xD

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Polarliger In reply to Zenarraus [2011-08-13 19:56:02 +0000 UTC]

aye xDDD and water. noone like dirty water...
the fish makes the water dirty.
why, they have SEX in it O_O

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Zenarraus In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-13 19:57:51 +0000 UTC]

It's even worse than that you know, cause fish don't do it like most animals do it... they just lay eggs and the males spray sperm everywhere. THERE IS SPERM IN THE WATER! D:

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Polarliger In reply to Zenarraus [2011-08-13 20:05:27 +0000 UTC]

in other words, we drink sperm xD

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Zenarraus In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-13 20:06:11 +0000 UTC]

I suddenly feel very sick.x DD

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Polarliger In reply to Zenarraus [2011-08-13 20:17:15 +0000 UTC]

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FireandWater258 [2011-08-09 04:58:52 +0000 UTC]

XD That's just cute!

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Polarliger In reply to FireandWater258 [2011-08-09 14:42:02 +0000 UTC]

thanks ^^

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Rinjapine [2011-08-08 23:06:19 +0000 UTC]

evil waters of doom! never shall i retract my claws! XDDD

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Polarliger In reply to Rinjapine [2011-08-09 14:43:16 +0000 UTC]

water isnt evil! its your frieeeend

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Rinjapine In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-09 17:03:55 +0000 UTC]

D8 AUGHHHHH!

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Polarliger In reply to Rinjapine [2011-08-09 17:16:57 +0000 UTC]

PL: .... *dives* >D

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Rinjapine In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-09 17:36:14 +0000 UTC]

*drowns*

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Polarliger In reply to Rinjapine [2011-08-09 18:58:48 +0000 UTC]

no drowning here! swiiiim!

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Rinjapine In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-09 21:22:31 +0000 UTC]

*sinks like a rock and drowns*

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Polarliger In reply to Rinjapine [2011-08-10 17:51:34 +0000 UTC]

.... lets start first lesson with CPR, shall we?

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Rinjapine In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-10 20:43:40 +0000 UTC]

good starting point. XD

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Polarliger In reply to Rinjapine [2011-08-11 18:25:34 +0000 UTC]

then we continue with step 2: "walk into the water"

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Rinjapine In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-11 18:55:59 +0000 UTC]

NOES! D8

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Polarliger In reply to Rinjapine [2011-08-11 19:13:51 +0000 UTC]

JESH!!! >DDD *sadistic glee*

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Rinjapine In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-11 19:14:31 +0000 UTC]

*drowns again*

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Polarliger In reply to Rinjapine [2011-08-11 19:19:10 +0000 UTC]

.... we're not even in the deep part O_o

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Rinjapine In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-11 19:19:59 +0000 UTC]

it only takes an inch of water to drown a person. *returns to drowning*

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Polarliger In reply to Rinjapine [2011-08-11 19:22:53 +0000 UTC]

some ppl faint at the sight of blood.... rinja obviously faint at the sight of water o.0
.... thou shalt overcome this fear! even if it kills you >D
*lifts rinja up by the mane to avoid further drowning*

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Rinjapine In reply to Polarliger [2011-08-11 19:30:38 +0000 UTC]

*hangs like a wet rag*

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